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I take my baths with a towel on a stick(pics)
Mayra Rosales: TLC?s ?Half-Ton Killer?? On How Much Weight She?s Lost Now
![]() ![]() ![]() hotlinked LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- On Wednesday night, TLC aired the documentary, ?Half-Ton Killer?? which chronicled Mayra Rosales who, at over 1,000 pounds, falsely confessed to accidentally crushing her almost two-year-old nephew. The documentary pulled no punches, and when Access Hollywood visited Mayra at her home base, she let Access know what she thought of the portrayal. ?When I saw that documentary, I cried the whole, the whole time I was watching it,? she said. ?They could not take me to the hospital in a regular ambulance,? she continued of how she got out of her house due to her weight at the time, 1000-pounds. ?I mean? transported in a U-Haul.? The humiliation of having to be cut out of her house and transported by 10 men ultimately saved her life. Mayra, 31, is a fraction of the size she once was. She has lost 600 pounds, going from over 1,000 pounds, to 400. ?I?m learning to socialize again,? she said. ?Now that I?m able to transfer to a wheelchair and I can go out, I can take a shower, and I?m able to go outside and enjoy a sunset, which I couldn?t do. Before, I was just in one position, all day, every day? I was alive before, but I didn?t have a life and now I do.? Still far from her ultimate weight goal, Mayra resides inside a Houston-area nursing home where her diet is strictly monitored. She wasn?t comfortable showing Access the transformation of her legs underneath her blanket, but there is a dramatic difference from when the documentary was shot. ?Now you can see where my legs, my knees [are],? she said. ?Before you could not [tell] if it was knees or pillow [beneath the blanket]. The skin before was stretched and now it?s loose skin? So it?s very, very different.? Mayra did explain how she gained the weight in the first place. ?My family, we are, we?ve always been, you know, chubby,? she said. ?My sisters and my mom [are] in the 200s, 220. I was too, and I noticed I began gaining weight, getting bigger. I didn?t know back then it was my thyroid and from the thyroid it got so big [that] I developed lymphedema, the swelling of your limbs.? Since shooting TLC?s ?Half-Ton Killer?? Mayra has had two surgeries to treat the massive growths on her legs, and through diet and exercise, she?s lost 600 pounds. ?It?s [a] high protein, low carb diet and steamed vegetables, no grease,? she explained. ?I?m eating healthy food and everything is measured.? Mayra also does 1-2 hours of physical therapy a day, which has resulted in her ability to walk again. ?I think it?s about 36 steps,? she said of how far she can go. ?I began with two, three steps. Now I?m walking like half the hall, and my goal is to walk with no support.? Once her body gets stronger and leaner, she will also undergo gastric bypass surgery. The goal is also to return home as an independent woman, into the arms of her husband, Bernie. As seen on the documentary, he spent years tending to her every need while she was in a state of immobility. Due to his immigration status, he has been unable to visit her at the nursing home. ?We talk every night,? she said. ?Even though he?s not with me at the moment, he?s still helping me.? And she told us there is no resentment toward her sister, Jaime Rosales, who urged Mayra to take the blame for her nephew?s death, by falsely claiming she rolled on top of him. ?I did receive a letter and I answered her,? Mayra said of her sister, who is now in prison, for causing injury to a child. ?We love each other. There?s no grudges, I don?t resent nothing,? she said. ?It?s worth all that I?ve been through if I can help at least just one person, you know, they?re going through the same situation.? full article...
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working on my tan
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I bet she has a great personality
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Half a ton of fatty sugary shit per day. And then blame your thyroid.
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Ok, I'm gonna ask the obvious, how does she take a piss/shit and who has to help her?
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Why she simple don't stop eat? Say for a month.
P.S. I don't think she'll even fit into a coffin if she dies.
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Thats just DISGUSTING!
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1 pound of fat is 3500 calories
1000 pounds of fat is 3,500,000 calories A normal woman needs about 1500-1800 calories per day to maintain do the math ![]() And these stories are almost always bullshit. She claims she had a "thyroid problem". Irrelevant to the fact that someone was still right there shoveling 10,000 calories a day into her mouth.
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Her husband must be a Saint.
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Shes stuck in that room forever! Wow...really disturbing to look at!
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Jesus, please tell me that ain't real.
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that's YTcrackers girlfriend
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Jaba the girlfriend.
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she couldn't get the food for herself.
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these people always have others bringing them food
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How is it humanly possible for skin to stretch that much? Holly sh&t!
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Reminds me of the at recent case in Wales, UK.
Cost 100k to get her out of her house and to hospital. She had already lost loads of weight at some fatcamp in the US, then put it all on again when she came home, and claimed she couldn't find 'buffalo meat' in the local supermarket, so reverted back to takeaways, whilst spending all her time on facebook, because she was on benefits cause she was too fat to work. Right so on the end of her oversized fingers is a keyboard, {probably smothered in food} wipe the food off, go to google and type 'buffalo meat' click purchase.. Why should someone with no self control at all be paid for by the state. |
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good news is she lost 600 pounds
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Now with more Jayne
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Most human beings would die before they got anywhere near that size. Which is always something that has fascinated me about the human body. What is different about people that reach that level that even allows it to happen before death?
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Of course she won't fit into a coffin. They had to cut a wall out of her house and transport her in a fucking big moving truck to get her to the hospital.
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My neighbour around 18 months ago was around 25 pounds too skinny. Today he is 70 pounds too fat and all he does is sit on facebook all day. He has also only 24 years of age.
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I'm guessing she uses her own ass for a pillow at night?
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You're right, I didn't even think about that.
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what kind of man stays with that ?
wow
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im sure she wasnt always that big. something bad happened in her life.
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she has to have some metabolic problem - i've known very obese people, both female and male, who ate and drank all the bad stuff year after year but never came close to becoming the size of that woman. i don't think i've ever seen in person anybody half that size.
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He fed her. Either he was manipulating her to make her dependent on him or she was manipulating him to cater to her whims. Any sane person in that situation without love or other strong emotions in the way would at some point refuse to participate. Who's to say when they get back together things will be any different?
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i wonder if she died and wanted a burial what they'd do - they'd have to build a huge custom casket and then like 3 burial plots or more and doubt her family has the money for that.
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People her size are usually eating 10,000+ calories a day. That simple fact and not pointing it out makes the article highly irresponsible in my opinion. That's not a "metabolic problem". That's a steady diet of ice cream, cupcakes, fried cheese sticks, Pepsi and Doritos. Someone has to literally be standing there handing her food 12+ hours a day almost without stop and she's eating almost without stopping. (which begs the nasty question - going to the bathroom?)
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Wait..what's that lock and chain for?
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Now with more Jayne
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to chain a goat to the bar and clear the room?
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Looks like a giant nut sack sticking out the back.
Lets harvest her foie gras and make some cash.. Anyone?
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hey! lotsa blowjobs for the guy helping her! just a thought
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