Few drinks beforehand and she forgets the saying "Wrong Hole" :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Never marry and/or get kids with a stripper!

or.... You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

Define yourself by the things you do.. not the things you own.

I have a few more and this is so true because of what went down with me..

#1 You can't turn a whore into a house wife.
#2 There is a such thing as KARMA!
#3 What you have done in your past could and will haunt you.
#4 If you or her cheat just once it's over
#5 open relationships DON'T WORK! (at least for me)
#6 Trust no one but yourself and then be Leary about that! LOL
#7 Kids are the most important things in life nothing else really matters
#8 Credit is really the works of evil people
#9 It's harder to lose weight when you are 40 then it was when you were 20
#10 KARMA IS A COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!

That is my :2 cents:

If clichés were a lethal disease, then everyone in this thread would be dead or dying.

Authority positions are held be people from the same intellectual pool as garbage collectors.

america sucks, leave while you still can

not everybody is kool with living in the ghetto dogg

But you have no problem with it, right? :)

rotfl a little bit
also people are funny with this karma thing.
Ask the opinion of the jews and explain them this theory of Karma

never promote cams

Goddamn are these true

:2 cents::2 cents: