I Am Going To Loan Myself $10,000.00 USD - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultPornMasta · 11-19-2012, 07:27 AM

And I will pay myself 15% interest per year on the principal.

I may do do this many times under the "Rinse And Repeat" theory and in a few years I will have loaned myself enough money and charged myself enough interest that I should be rich.

Should I write an E-Book about this method?

lucas131 · 11-19-2012, 07:28 AM

and where you get that 15%?

AdultPornMasta · 11-19-2012, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lucas131

and where you get that 15%?

I thought you would loan it to me?

WTF?

ajrocks · 11-19-2012, 07:33 AM

I would check your references I have a feeling you aren't evey paying back the 15K.

AdultPornMasta · 11-19-2012, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ajrocks

I would check your references I have a feeling you aren't evey paying back the 15K.

I loaned the money to myself and I am an impeccable reference for myself, so no worries.

V_RocKs · 11-19-2012, 09:22 AM

Loan me some cash too

sperbonzo · 11-19-2012, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

And I will pay myself 15% interest per year on the principal.

I may do do this many times under the "Rinse And Repeat" theory and in a few years I will have loaned myself enough money and charged myself enough interest that I should be rich.

Should I write an E-Book about this method?

And now you understand how the US government and the Federal Reserve works!

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96ukssob · 11-19-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ajrocks

I would check your references I have a feeling you aren't evey paying back the 15K.

why not setup a money loan company and loan out yourself the money. company looses $15k, but when you go to do your taxes, you have $10k of money that you made and can use the $5k loss in deductions

BRILLIANT

Rochard · 11-19-2012, 10:27 AM

I thought a lot about this too. And I don't mean to slam Mitt Romney here, but why not use the same business model Bain Capital uses - because it's utterly fucking brilliant.

Get a loan for ten million dollars to create a network of branded adult sites. Hire a great photographer like Dean Capture, hire tons of hot models, and then hire your own company to "manage" the entire network. Charge the network $50k a month for "management" and "consulting". If the network of sites does well, bingo, your in the money and you pay off the loan. If the network of sites goes bankrupt, well, you still made $50k a month.

Repeat as many times as required until you can afford to buy your own island.

ilnjscb · 11-19-2012, 12:27 PM

Waiting to be paid back sucks - just give yourself an AAA rating (cause hey, you know you'll pay it back eventually, and all your research backs you up) and sell the debt to one of the banking houses. Package your debt as a Self Originated Consumer Reciprocal Application Payment Substantiation. It will help international liquidity, or something.

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Cyber Fucker · 11-19-2012, 03:09 PM

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Harmon · 11-19-2012, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

And now you understand how the US government and the Federal Reserve works..

Killswitch · 11-19-2012, 04:01 PM

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And look clean don't it?
Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it
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Roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers
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seeandsee · 11-19-2012, 05:19 PM

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