need a GREAT sob story to pull donations...

**brassmonkey** · 10-12-2012, 08:00 AM

**newB** · 10-12-2012, 08:01 AM

http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1084083

**Brujah** · 10-12-2012, 08:03 AM

Your dog needs a life-saving operation.

**NaughtyVisions** · 10-12-2012, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by Brujah

Your dog needs a life-saving operation.

There's a lot of that on mygirlfund.com....

That and "I was in a car accident and I need money to get my car fixed so I can get to work..."

**Brujah** · 10-12-2012, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

There's a lot of that on mygirlfund.com....

Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.

**Chosen** · 10-12-2012, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Brujah

Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.

**Redrob** · 10-12-2012, 08:19 AM

Your server is down so thousand of people can't wank and will resort to robbing newsstands of old Playboy magazines resulting in jail over crowding and higher taxes for everybody.

Must get server back up.

**brassmonkey** · 10-12-2012, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by Brujah

Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.

omg that's funny!

his dog named butch wants to become becky!

**SuckOnThis** · 10-12-2012, 08:24 AM

You shot and killed a black kid in your neighborhood.

**Feng-PD** · 10-12-2012, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

omg that's funny!

his dog named butch wants to become becky!

**LeRoy** · 10-12-2012, 08:29 AM

Sell your nick to me ;)

**Grapesoda** · 10-12-2012, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by Brujah

Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.

my dog needs gender reassignment???

**Grapesoda** · 10-12-2012, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by LeRoy

Sell your nick to me ;)

how much?

**Grapesoda** · 10-12-2012, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by Redrob

Your server is down so thousand of people can't wank and will resort to robbing newsstands of old Playboy magazines resulting in jail over crowding and higher taxes for everybody.

Must get server back up.

and this: I need $4 paypal for $4.20 paxum

**LeRoy** · 10-12-2012, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

how much?

5.00

**newB** · 10-12-2012, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

That's hilarious - it's that girl from Jersey Shore, right?

**Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-12-2012, 08:54 AM

I'm prepared to injure my cat for your cause

**mike85** · 10-12-2012, 08:58 AM

You don't even need a story. Meh... can't post links. Just google Craig Rowin he got a million just by asking.

**Chosen** · 10-12-2012, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

omg that's funny!

his dog named butch wants to become becky!

**helterskelter808** · 10-12-2012, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by MrBottomTooth

You live in Canada and your kid has a brain tumor and you need to travel to the US to get proper medical treatment.

Or... you live in Canada.

Originally posted by mike85

You don't even need a story. Meh... can't post links. Just google Craig Rowin he got a million just by asking.

He didn't even have a revolutionary and ground-breaking way of selling porn?

need a GREAT sob story to pull donations...

need a GREAT sob story to pull donations...

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