Man-Wearing-Body-Armor-Busted ...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • NALEM
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2010
    • 3163

    #1

    Man-Wearing-Body-Armor-Busted ...

    He was pulled aside in customs for a secondary baggage inspection when an officer noticed Harris was wearing a bullet-proof vest. The officer asked Harris if he had anything he would like to declare in his checked luggage.

    Harris told the officer he had a knife, but when his bag was searched, the officer found a troubling array of suspicious items.

    In addition to the smoke grenade, officers found three leather-coated black-jack billy clubs, a collapsible baton, a full-face respirator, several knives and a hatchet.

    Perhaps even more disturbing, officers also found body bags, a tyvex biohazard suit, various masks, duct tape, hand cuffs, leg irons, flex cuffs, oven mitts and cooking tongs.

    Yahoo News Story Here

    Sounds to me he was on his way to a Fetish Party
    "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."
  • Zoxxa
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2011
    • 1026

    #2
    He didn't bring seasonings for the human meat? Guess some people like eating it bland...
    [email protected]
    ICQ: 269486444
    ZoxEmbedTube - Build unlimited "fake" tubes with this easy 100% unencoded CMS!

    Comment

    • OneBallJohn
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 262

      #3
      Originally posted by Zoxxa
      He didn't bring seasonings for the human meat? Guess some people like eating it bland...
      Bland you say? Obviously you've never tasted human flesh.

      Comment

      • DWB
        Registered User
        • Jul 2003
        • 31779

        #4
        Guess it's illegal to have such items now. Oh well.

        Comment

        • AllAboutCams
          Femcams.com
          • Jul 2011
          • 12234

          #5
          What the fuck i was giggling by the end of reading that
          Binance - Blockchain and Crypto Asset Exchange
          Chaturbate make money in cams

          Comment

          • Zoxxa
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2011
            • 1026

            #6
            Originally posted by OneBallJohn
            Bland you say? Obviously you've never tasted human flesh.
            I'm more of a Diana Sauce kind of guy. What can I say, I'm spoiled.
            [email protected]
            ICQ: 269486444
            ZoxEmbedTube - Build unlimited "fake" tubes with this easy 100% unencoded CMS!

            Comment

            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818

              #7
              Makes me think of the time (years ago) when the wife and I were shopping for bdsm gear and studio props at Second Skin in Buffalo. We bought a few grand worth of merchandise to bring back over the border to Canada. Cuffs, liquid latex, all sorts of fetish stuff.

              Turns out - it was officer training day at Canada Customs - and as we came through inspection we went in to declare everything...only to find more than a dozen 'trainees' behind the counter, lol.

              Should've seen their faces as we began hauling everything out and going over receipts. It was hilarious. Half the stuff they couldn't find categories for - so they labeled it "women's apparel" (which was cool...since the duty rate was cheaper).

              We all had a good laugh...and after payin' duty they let us continue on. Wish I'd taken a few pics that day.

              Comment

              • Zoxxa
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2011
                • 1026

                #8
                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                Makes me think of the time (years ago) when the wife and I were shopping for bdsm gear and studio props at Second Skin in Buffalo. We bought a few grand worth of merchandise to bring back over the border to Canada. Cuffs, liquid latex, all sorts of fetish stuff.

                Turns out - it was officer training day at Canada Customs - and as we came through inspection we went in to declare everything...only to find more than a dozen 'trainees' behind the counter, lol.

                Should've seen their faces as we began hauling everything out and going over receipts. It was hilarious. Half the stuff they couldn't find categories for - so they labeled it "women's apparel" (which was cool...since the duty rate was cheaper).

                We all had a good laugh...and after payin' duty they let us continue on. Wish I'd taken a few pics that day.



                Did you just use the proper "their" and spelled "receipts" properly in the same sentence?

                You need to throw in a few "Dem dere canucks" so you don't confuse the Americans around here.

                Luckily my wife and I have had the laziest customs officers around every time we cross, we had our 2 yr old son in the back seat coming home from Florida and he asked without getting out of his seat "Is THAT yours?" pointing at our son. We said yes, and he waved us on.
                Last edited by Zoxxa; 10-10-2012, 04:31 PM.
                [email protected]
                ICQ: 269486444
                ZoxEmbedTube - Build unlimited "fake" tubes with this easy 100% unencoded CMS!

                Comment

                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24818

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zoxxa
                  Did you just use the proper "their" and spelled "receipts" properly in the same sentence?
                  Aye, guilty.

                  Originally posted by Zoxxa
                  You need to throw in a few "Dem dere canucks" so you don't confuse the Americans around here.
                  Anything more than two-syllable words generally confuses them. It doesn't take much.

                  Comment

                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DWB
                    Guess it's illegal to have such items now. Oh well.
                    No, it is illegal to bring them onboard a plane though. He should have checked it in, but was probably trying to get around the weight issue.

                    Comment

                    • V_RocKs
                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32447

                      #11
                      You are a .xxx jerkoff

                      Comment

                      • Aidoru
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 655

                        #12
                        Cooking tongs, cause YOU NEVER KNOW
                        Gravurecash - 50% Lifetime RevShare on all signups and rebills, 5% Webmaster Referral

                        Comment

                        Working...