Do tell?

Best time was blowing through traffic and red light lights and siren blaring while pounding away. Highly illegal btw.
Bring your own man (or woman if thats what your in too) Ill give you 2 a ride

I only like men ... I know I will be considered boring but ... Yep I swing one way . No boyfriend because I don't have time but I'd be happy to watch you guys hahahahaha

So you have a BF who can fit in your purse and eats batteries then.

Then again, you might be the Hitachi Magic Wand type.

Show me a woman's vibe of choice and I can tell you her entire sexual history.

Celebrator 2

Up where? :Graucho

My guess would be that you've tried other types and found the traditional vibration type to be distracting, painful or both.

I'd also give a 10% chance that your first purchase of a vibe was with a partner.

You should look into an alternative that uses an adapter w/ the true electric toothbrush models that are rechargeable. The knock off / sex toy versions have horrible battery life and are not very effective once the batteries are outside the 80 percent charged region.

Actually my first I bought myself because he wasn't much of a partner haha. The Celebrator is hands down the best

Well, hi there! :1orglaugh

hi there

Welcome back..to the Troll Zoo..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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wow what a thread. I was reading the whole time for someone to stick up for her and all the trolls to bash him but it never really went down LOL. Great thread!

Glad you enjoyed it haha

This is why I'm thinking Colo_bitch may be an actual female. If it was a guy sitting at the keyboard, he'd be teasing and saying he'd show tits as soon as <some unlikely condition> was met. Mind is full of fuck.



A million cheers for girls on the internets!

I'm glad I'm not a guy cause I think it would be annoying to have a penis. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

I'm glad I'm not a girl cause I think it would be annoying to have tits. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

It is annoying especially big boobs.

That's not even the worst part. Just imagine, every time you get a hard-on, you can no longer think, 'cause there ain't no blood left to power your brain...

That's kinda hot haha but I don't think I'd like having that kind of tunnel vision with no immediate cure

Who said there's no immediate cure? :Graucho

Your lucky then

Not as lucky as the female providing the "cure".

Lucky girl then

I love all types of women.if I didn't get aroused on a daily basis,I might as well be dead.:pimp

Well then your name suits you well ;)

I tend to like very ordinary looking men . I like a tummy and I like husbandly looking men ... Not sure my reasoning but that's what I like. Haha big muscular douchey looking guys are a turnoff . It's good to have an open mind and to be in touch with your sexual side and be able to communicate it

Sounds like you're shit out of luck. Can't imagine many rednecks living around your parts. :)

I don't like the California douchey guys cause they act like they have to prove something and only care about what material possessions they own and they wear so much gel in their hair . Not many guys here that I like.

When I was younger I liked older women,now that I'm older,I like the younger women.I was a man whore when I was young.there wasn't any worry about aids and std's.the pull out method worked 99%

I like older men usually....I like that they slow down . I think most guys do like younger as they get older. I took a human sexuality course and it's a thing that's gone all the way back to the prehistoric times. It's about fertility n hips and stuff . It was interesting tho

151 Year Old Men :)

Haha no not 151 years old goofy!!!!

Lucky you then, we have a few relics here. Death is looking for them at home, while they're running loose on GFY, posting mindless drivel.

Lol not that old terds! I am 39 I like a few years older lol

100 years older is a few, if you look at it from the perspective of the earth's age. They probably can't get it up enough to not piss on their shoes, but hey, they claim they have a lot of knowledge and experience.

Well crap I don't want a man that can't please me. the shop has to be in business

Congrats, in this thread you have effectively doubled your post count.

I'm not sure what that means haha so I'm
Afraid to clap

Firstly, I'd like to congratulate Critical on the deployment of a great new rack!! :thumbsup

If that is you in your avatar, I can say that the depth of that cleavage crack + my imagination is far more titillating than any nude pic .... and of course, much classier! (OMG! I've been in this biz too long when I shun nekkid pics ... LOL!!)

Good luck with your studies, and I hope your skin is thick enough to stick around here for a while ...

I personally think there is nothing sexier than a smart, confidant woman! (with great cleavage)

Aww that was a very nice compliment and much appreciated :) there's a lot of great companies out there and it's neat to just hang out and see the topics discussed.