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Booyah.

:thumbsup

Haha yep you guys have been spoiled way to long haha all these boobies everywhere anytime

:) I like thumbs up

So tell me this just out of curiosity ... Do you get desensitized seeing so many naked women? Do you start to get bored and crave unusual or just regular sex?

And we like tits.

Only difference is you got to see his thumbs up now didn't you? :disgust

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Apparently not.


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Well that's good that you love your jobs :) just curious

Describe unusual.

And do it in a nice sexy voice.

Please :thumbsup

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His thumb looks better than my tits

There's only one way to find out...

Just as I'm about to stop all the sexist shit and welcome you, you got to give me more to play with (that's what she said...beat you to it)


I was just fooling around. Welcome back. Or just welcome to the board because I never noticed you before this thread.

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Whispers ....do you crave to be at a pool filled with woman dressed in black latex crotchless bodysuits swimming like seals making mating calls ?

Thanks ;)

What's unusual about that. Sounds like a regular old weeknight to me.

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Maybe I'm desensitized

They have creams and drugs and shit for that. Happens to all women once they get past that 35 year old mark or so.

Doing the hot flash thing yet?


;p

Nope not yet only problem I get is my big meat curtains pop out of the legs of my jeans and stick to my socks. The creams do help though because I get less chafing

Digs a hole for poor scrappy

I have an ambulance, what do you think me and the wife do when we get bored of just regular sex.

Do tell?

Best time was blowing through traffic and red light lights and siren blaring while pounding away. Highly illegal btw.
Bring your own man (or woman if thats what your in too) Ill give you 2 a ride

I only like men ... I know I will be considered boring but ... Yep I swing one way . No boyfriend because I don't have time but I'd be happy to watch you guys hahahahaha

So you have a BF who can fit in your purse and eats batteries then.

Then again, you might be the Hitachi Magic Wand type.

Show me a woman's vibe of choice and I can tell you her entire sexual history.

Celebrator 2

Up where? :Graucho

My guess would be that you've tried other types and found the traditional vibration type to be distracting, painful or both.

I'd also give a 10% chance that your first purchase of a vibe was with a partner.

You should look into an alternative that uses an adapter w/ the true electric toothbrush models that are rechargeable. The knock off / sex toy versions have horrible battery life and are not very effective once the batteries are outside the 80 percent charged region.

Actually my first I bought myself because he wasn't much of a partner haha. The Celebrator is hands down the best

Well, hi there! :1orglaugh

hi there

Welcome back..to the Troll Zoo..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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wow what a thread. I was reading the whole time for someone to stick up for her and all the trolls to bash him but it never really went down LOL. Great thread!

Glad you enjoyed it haha

This is why I'm thinking Colo_bitch may be an actual female. If it was a guy sitting at the keyboard, he'd be teasing and saying he'd show tits as soon as <some unlikely condition> was met. Mind is full of fuck.



A million cheers for girls on the internets!

I'm glad I'm not a guy cause I think it would be annoying to have a penis. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

I'm glad I'm not a girl cause I think it would be annoying to have tits. Don't they feel uncomfortable? Don't they bounce or get heavy to carry around all day? I would think its a huge distraction

It is annoying especially big boobs.

That's not even the worst part. Just imagine, every time you get a hard-on, you can no longer think, 'cause there ain't no blood left to power your brain...

That's kinda hot haha but I don't think I'd like having that kind of tunnel vision with no immediate cure

Who said there's no immediate cure? :Graucho

Your lucky then

Not as lucky as the female providing the "cure".

Lucky girl then

I love all types of women.if I didn't get aroused on a daily basis,I might as well be dead.:pimp

Well then your name suits you well ;)

I tend to like very ordinary looking men . I like a tummy and I like husbandly looking men ... Not sure my reasoning but that's what I like. Haha big muscular douchey looking guys are a turnoff . It's good to have an open mind and to be in touch with your sexual side and be able to communicate it

Sounds like you're shit out of luck. Can't imagine many rednecks living around your parts. :)

I don't like the California douchey guys cause they act like they have to prove something and only care about what material possessions they own and they wear so much gel in their hair . Not many guys here that I like.

When I was younger I liked older women,now that I'm older,I like the younger women.I was a man whore when I was young.there wasn't any worry about aids and std's.the pull out method worked 99%

I like older men usually....I like that they slow down . I think most guys do like younger as they get older. I took a human sexuality course and it's a thing that's gone all the way back to the prehistoric times. It's about fertility n hips and stuff . It was interesting tho