Am I the only one other than KK that won't be getting laid tonight?

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  • RRRED
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6754

    #1

    Am I the only one other than KK that won't be getting laid tonight?

    Well?
  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    My wife's got a bad cold and is all snively and gooy right now. I comforted her all I could before she went to sleep, but I get nothin.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.

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    • Rochard
      Jägermeister Test Pilot
      • Dec 2001
      • 75733

      #3
      KK is my house here in Phoenix. It's raining. She'll be nice and warm. I'll take good care of her (and post the pictures in the morning!).
      Herschel Savage
      Brooklyn, NY

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      • Plugger
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 592

        #4
        I will let yo uknow in the morning . . . wish me luck

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        • Kimmykim
          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
          • Jun 2001
          • 16015

          #5
          I'm waiting on RocHard to get here and then we'll see who gets laid!!!!

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          • Nysus
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 7817

            #6
            I didn't contact EscortBiz in time !!

            Cheers,
            Matt
            What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

            Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

            See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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            • Jamdin
              Registered User
              • Jan 2001
              • 3560

              #7
              I won't be getting laid...no surprise there...

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              • hershie
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 4642

                #8
                I was just walking back from Safeway and more then usual the single people were staring at the ground (myself included) in there and on the streets afraid to make eye contact due to the humiliation of a frozen dinner by the TV on Valentines (well speaking for myself).

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                • RRRED
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6754

                  #9
                  I know it's almost like people are thinking "You unlovable LOSER"

                  Valentines day can me pretty depressing if you don't have someone to share it with. You can't watch tv without some "love story" going on... the radio... even my email spam is full of dating sites.

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                  • hershie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 4642

                    #10
                    i am just wondering if i am getting overly cynical as i get older, but, just like Mothers Day and a few others, it seems like most people are either sheep or trying to use the day to make up for all the mistreatment and/or forgetfullness on the other 364 days of the year.

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                    • greentea
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 6580

                      #11
                      She always has her fingers
                      blunts

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                      • RRRED
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6754

                        #12
                        Yeah hershie, it's kinda like being a catholic with access to a confession booth.

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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015

                          #13
                          Now that I think about it, at least I don't have a ball and chain... oh wait I mean a really nice man like you do...

                          witch ;)

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                          • RRRED
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 6754

                            #14
                            haha KK... it'll come and knock you down and slap you around when you least want it or expect it.

                            I am veryyyyyy lucky Alot of girls have to deal with whitmans samplers and roses from the chevron station... and I'm out in the courtyard every hour checking the temperature of the spa someone sent me )) I can forgive him I guess for being busy with this and that and vivid etc... blah!

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                            • Kimmykim
                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 16015

                              #15
                              you almost tricked me into looking like an ass, you ho.

                              don't drown in the spa ;)

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                              • Kimmykim
                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 16015

                                #16
                                before i forget let me say my whitmans samplers come strung and in tahitian colors too you evil girl ;)

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                                • I'm Slim
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 344

                                  #17
                                  I just had sex with myself, twice!
                                  I'm your role model

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                                  • Kimmykim
                                    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 16015

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by I'm Slim
                                    I just had sex with myself, twice!
                                    Shit I am jealous but it's early here and I am waiting on RocHard to get here lol

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                                    • RRRED
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 6754

                                      #19
                                      Who's members area did you use?

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                                      • I'm Slim
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 344

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RRRED
                                        Who's members area did you use?
                                        I used mine!!. Its great to jerk off to your own porn
                                        I'm your role model

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                                        • RRRED
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6754

                                          #21
                                          How's that first console working for you? That's different

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                                          • PersianKitty
                                            Meow Media Inc.
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7785

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RRRED
                                            Well?
                                            Nope you're not alone.

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                                            • PersianKitty
                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7785

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RRRED
                                              How's that first console working for you? That's different
                                              That is a kewl console. Only pops if they check out the join page.

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                                              • oldtimer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 250

                                                #24
                                                At my age, "getting lucky" is remembering where I parked my car
                                                Im here to help surfers find relevant content

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                                                • KRL
                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 31429

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by oldtimer
                                                  At my age, "getting lucky" is remembering where I parked my car
                                                  hehehe not far behind you old timer. . . .
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                                                  • psyko514
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 22366

                                                    #26
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                                                    • oldtimer
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 250

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KRL


                                                      hehehe not far behind you old timer. . . .
                                                      Hey! I can still have wild sex. I eat exlax while I masturbate, and in the heat of passion I dont know whether Im coming or going.

                                                      Its exciting living on the edge.
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                                                      • oldtimer
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 250

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by psyko514
                                                        I'm getting lots and lots and lots of hot, naughty action all weekend.
                                                        You going to those gay steam baths again?
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                                                        • psyko514
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 22366

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by oldtimer


                                                          You going to those gay steam baths again?
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                                                          • MetaMan
                                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 28682

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by RRRED
                                                            Well?
                                                            yes

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