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What would you do if you fucked a ladyboy?
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Lets say you met a hot girl and then fucked her Then the next day she phones you and tells you that she is a fully oped ladyboy What would this mean to you? Lol B
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Would make for a kickass story to tell the bro's on GFY
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Cum?
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Means somebody is going to get paid for a hit...
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I always feel the junk before entry.I don't swing that way
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I would not have the balls for that. But I would definitely puke instantly. And then for months I would always remember that when I am with another girl (it would spin in my mind everytime I am going towards sex with any other woman)
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Let's do some business!
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You regularly grab junk?
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never visit Thailand again
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Trying to forget about it.
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2nd trip to Thailand. Completely fooled by what to date is the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life. She looked like she walked right off the cover of every sexy magazine in the world. She was too pretty to be a ladyboy, especially 14 or 15 years ago before they were all so hot, and no cock. It wasn't until she wouldn't get wet that bells and alarms started going off, so I asked her. Then it became a scene out of a comedy movie.
But that was a long time ago, before people really knew about ladyboys so much. There wasn't much online about it so your guard was down going in. |
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It means you're a gay. Don't worry about it.
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Now with more Jayne
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Being straight must be such hard work.
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Well I'd notice when I bottomed out and she didn't get wet so it wouldn't be a big surprise. Or the first time for me. Who cares, you need a life.
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Ask 'her' if she wanted to go again...
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Who cares? If you had a good time... then "meh!"
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Na, I wasn't ready for anything like that back then. That was like 14 - 15 years ago. It freaked me out a little at the time.
My first trip to Thailand was with my American GF, who's father lived and worked in Thailand. He took us out to Patpong red light district and into a bar full of hotties. He was buying them all drinks and they were all over me and my GF (who is bi), and everyone is making out, I'm groping tits, good time. Though, her dad wasn't participating other than buying drinks. So after a while her father leans over and asks me which one I like the most. I point out the one I had been making out with, total stunner. He laughs and says something along the lines of, "That's a man. They are all men. Let that be a lesson to you about Thailand, that nothing is as it seems here. Don't ever forget that." It was a great lesson and I never forgot it, even though on my 2nd trip to Thailand I ended up in bed with one. ![]() On the very first trip, I had noooooo idea what a ladyboy was. Foreign concept. So that was my introduction. On the second trip, I was aware, but I still really didn't get it and was able to be fooled. Now I live in Thailand and produce ladyboy porn. Funny how that worked out. |
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And for all you guys who think you can tell... 15 years ago, pre-internet saturation of shemale porn, pre-Hollywood roles, and pre-message boards, there wasn't really many places to learn about it. You really had to search it out, it wasn't in your face like it is now. So it wasn't as obvious as you think it, because you really had no idea what was up.
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I'd start a What would you do thread
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Cross it off my bucket list !
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would mean I wouldnt have to worry about a pregnancy scare
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I do not enjoy anal sex so it wouildnt happen... if a chick blew me and I found out later she was packing beef stick, I'd just block it out of my mind and NOT TELL ANYONE
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I would fuck her again and than pay her too leave, probaly go for soi 6 or soapy
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Now with more Jayne
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Thats quite a story, dude! .
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indeed, a man with no nasty cock to worry about jizzing all over you
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what happens in a dark dirty hotel room stays in the dark dirty hotel room or just blame it on alcohol
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wouldnt care as long as there wasnt any lies or deception from the ladyboy. id just write it off as im a dumbass
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I'd fucking hit it. post-op or pre-op....
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i thinking no please
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Yes I skimmed past the oped part ,I use the term junk for women also..you seem to be an angry person for some reason.take some deep breaths man
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The experience is not as tragic as it may sound...
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fuck her again
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keep fucking ....
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