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Paul Markham 10-15-2012 10:11 AM

Will people trust Damian like they used to, which wasn't much to start with.

I heard his promise to increase sign ups or traffic or money back is a lie as well.

DVTimes 10-15-2012 11:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/RWArp.jpg

Niktamer 10-15-2012 12:27 PM

cant you tow go fight in a thread DamianJ vs Paul eternal bitch fest.

you both loose some precious working time.
get along or ignore each other its getting very boring.

Paul Markham 10-15-2012 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19253020)

His mate looks terrified at the thought of trying to raise $3,000. Damian's not, he knows it was a lie.

Paul Markham 10-15-2012 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 19253181)
cant you tow go fight in a thread DamianJ vs Paul eternal bitch fest.

you both loose some precious working time.
get along or ignore each other its getting very boring.

So don't read it. Read these riveting threads.

Why the Illuminati killed Michael Jackson

Would you give up your dream of becoming a world famous trapeze artist at age 35?

Illuminati Training Video Leaked..!

DamianJ 10-16-2012 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19252897)
I heard his promise to increase sign ups or traffic or money back is a lie as well.

It would be hard to increase your 14 hits a day to pornmemoirs, but I could do it Paul.

You really were a bit of a silly billy posting that screen shot of your stats, weren't you. LOL!

Jman 10-16-2012 05:18 AM

Dead horses beating on each other... LOLOL

Paul Markham 10-16-2012 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19254960)
It would be hard to increase your 14 hits a day to pornmemoirs, but I could do it Paul.

You really were a bit of a silly billy posting that screen shot of your stats, weren't you. LOL!

I posted it to prove you had lied again, who cares if I only get 14 hits a day, beside you.

DamianJ 10-16-2012 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19255024)
I posted it to prove you had lied again

How does that work? I said you don't have google analytics on your paysites set up to measure where sales come from.

And you don't.

So all you proved is you have absolutely no idea how to get traffic to a site.

14 hits a day. And you are begging people to use it for promotion? Lolsome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19255024)
who cares if I only get 14 hits a day, beside you.

The people you are asking to write content for it might care. Because obviously it would be a total waste of their time.

Again Paulie, think this stuff through!

Paul Markham 10-16-2012 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19254960)
It would be hard to increase your 14 hits a day to pornmemoirs, but I could do it Paul.

You really were a bit of a silly billy posting that screen shot of your stats, weren't you. LOL!

Have to be honest and never took much notice of this.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ga.jpg

Tell me how do you get 14 hits a day?

DamianJ 10-16-2012 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19255081)
Have to be honest and never took much notice of this.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ga.jpg

Tell me how do you get 14 hits a day?

I was just testing to see if you argued about your pathetic traffic to it!

It's 166 a day. And a minute spent on the site!

Seriously, how can you be trying to get people to promote themselves on a site that gets less traffic than a DVTimes site?

You shouldn't really have posted it, should you?

:)

Seems traffic isn't quite as easy to get as you thought. LOL!

Paul Markham 10-16-2012 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19255035)
How does that work? I said you don't have google analytics on your paysites set up to measure where sales come from.

And you don't.

Prove it.

Quote:

So all you proved is you have absolutely no idea how to get traffic to a site.
On porn Memoirs. :thumbsup

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14 hits a day. And you are begging people to use it for promotion? Lolsome.
How do you make 14 hits a day?

Still I can see getting traffic off a site like Reddit is dead easy. Fucking useless traffic though. :1orglaugh

https://youtube.com/results?searc....1.h27akninHas

Paul Markham 10-16-2012 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19255096)
I was just testing to see if you argued about your pathetic traffic to it!

It's 166 a day. And a minute spent on the site!

Seriously, how can you be trying to get people to promote themselves on a site that gets less traffic than a DVTimes site?

You shouldn't really have posted it, should you?

:)

Seems traffic isn't quite as easy to get as you thought. LOL!

Nice way to say you got it wrong. :1orglaugh

I got 3,000 hits doing 10 minutes work. How hard is that fool?

Now back to your failure of a career.

When you had a team under you, selling advertising space for a top English Newspaper.
How many people was it, remind me the Newspaper again please.
What was your role?
Why did you leave?
Do you miss not having a good job lie that?
Do you think losing that job was why you could only afford to rent a 1 bed flat?
Did you dress well for that job?

AND lastly. This is important. You left the rented flat in Brighton and moved in with your GF. Maybe because the rent was too much for you, so what will you do if your GF kicks you out and when she gets home, do you have a meal ready for her?

AllAboutCams 10-16-2012 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19255184)
Nice way to say you got it wrong. :1orglaugh

I got 3,000 hits doing 10 minutes work. How hard is that fool?

Now back to your failure of a career.

When you had a team under you, selling advertising space for a top English Newspaper.
How many people was it, remind me the Newspaper again please.
What was your role?
Why did you leave?
Do you miss not having a good job lie that?
Do you think losing that job was why you could only afford to rent a 1 bed flat?
Did you dress well for that job?

AND lastly. This is important. You left the rented flat in Brighton and moved in with your GF. Maybe because the rent was too much for you, so what will you do if your GF kicks you out and when she gets home, do you have a meal ready for her?

Where have you been submitting the site

mrshine 10-16-2012 08:33 AM

Good for him :D

DamianJ 10-16-2012 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19255184)
I got 3,000 hits doing 10 minutes work. How hard is that fool?

Adam submitted it. You did nothing. And 3,000 kids from reddit on your site is totally pointless.

You post every day with an advert for the site here and on other boards.

You continually post asking people to write content for you and pretend it will be worth something for them when the reality is you get 166 hits a day. And that is with the rediit kids. I would be surprised if you for 10 hits a day the previous month.

Whoops!

You really so don't get the internet, or how to get traffic at all, do you?

LOL!

Paul Markham 10-16-2012 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19255393)
Adam submitted it. You did nothing. And 3,000 kids from reddit on your site is totally pointless.

You post every day with an advert for the site here and on other boards.

You continually post asking people to write content for you and pretend it will be worth something for them when the reality is you get 166 hits a day. And that is with the rediit kids. I would be surprised if you for 10 hits a day the previous month.

Whoops!

You really so don't get the internet, or how to get traffic at all, do you?

LOL!

So how come you, with all your knowledge, lived in a rented 1 bed flat, couldn't pay the rent and moved in with your GF. Now if she gets tired of you, you're out on your ear with nowhere to live.

Even before that you weren't exactly living the high life. Rented flat, one man band and not exactly great prospects. Stroke of luck you found a GF you can live with.

DamianJ 10-16-2012 10:45 AM

Guess I touched a nerve pointing out how little traffic you get and how you don't understand it.

You really shouldn't have posted that screen grab, should you?

Imagine trying to sell people the idea they should promote themselves on a site that does 10 hits a day.

Fucking hilarious.

It's a good job your other sites don't have analytics installed properly, you'd have to cry yourself to sleep every night.

Traffic is easy to get you say? But you don't have any.

Do the math, girlfriend.

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19255572)
Guess I touched a nerve pointing out how little traffic you get and how you don't understand it.

You really shouldn't have posted that screen grab, should you?

Imagine trying to sell people the idea they should promote themselves on a site that does 10 hits a day.

Fucking hilarious.

It's a good job your other sites don't have analytics installed properly, you'd have to cry yourself to sleep every night.

Traffic is easy to get you say? But you don't have any.

Do the math, girlfriend.

So please explain why you can't afford to donate the $3,000. But a home and had to move in with your GF. Who has to go to work to support you?

DamianJ 10-17-2012 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19256923)
So please explain why you can't afford to donate the $3,000. But a home and had to move in with your GF. Who has to go to work to support you?

Aren't you bored of this yet Paul?

Funny thing is, you get pissed off because you are so stupid you posted evidence of how amusingly little traffic you get and I point this out.

So to counter that, you post lies about my living arrangements.

It's very funny really.

Just realise you don't have the first clue where to get traffic, your pornmemoirs site is a failure and anyone that gives you free content for your 10 hits a day is an idiot.

DVTimes 10-17-2012 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19254960)
It would be hard to increase your 14 hits a day to pornmemoirs, but I could do it Paul.

You really were a bit of a silly billy posting that screen shot of your stats, weren't you. LOL!

http://i.imgur.com/5kzEX.jpg

DVTimes 10-17-2012 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19255096)
I was just testing to see if you argued about your pathetic traffic to it!

It's 166 a day. And a minute spent on the site!

Seriously, how can you be trying to get people to promote themselves on a site that gets less traffic than a DVTimes site?

You shouldn't really have posted it, should you?

:)

Seems traffic isn't quite as easy to get as you thought. LOL!

http://i.imgur.com/5kzEX.jpg

DVTimes 10-17-2012 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19256923)
So please explain why you can't afford to donate the $3,000. But a home and had to move in with your GF. Who has to go to work to support you?

http://i.imgur.com/RWArp.jpg

DVTimes 10-17-2012 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19255393)
Adam submitted it. You did nothing. And 3,000 kids from reddit on your site is totally pointless.

You post every day with an advert for the site here and on other boards.

You continually post asking people to write content for you and pretend it will be worth something for them when the reality is you get 166 hits a day. And that is with the rediit kids. I would be surprised if you for 10 hits a day the previous month.

Whoops!

You really so don't get the internet, or how to get traffic at all, do you?

LOL!

http://i.imgur.com/5kzEX.jpg

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19257113)
Aren't you bored of this yet Paul?

Funny thing is, you get pissed off because you are so stupid you posted evidence of how amusingly little traffic you get and I point this out.

So to counter that, you post lies about my living arrangements.

It's very funny really.

Just realise you don't have the first clue where to get traffic, your pornmemoirs site is a failure and anyone that gives you free content for your 10 hits a day is an idiot.

So can you explain why a you who has this skill has to live with his girlfriend because you can't afford to rent a flat of your own. And buying one is so fay beyond you, it's not even a dream?

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19257162)

And can't afford to keep his word with a donation. And will end up living 100% on a State pension and probably in a council flat.

DamianJ 10-17-2012 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19257187)
And will end up living 100% on a State pension and probably in a council flat.

Says the immigrant actually living on state handouts and his wife's meagre salary as a menial secretary in a house in a cabbage field that is so shameful he refuses to post a picture of it.

:)

DVTimes 10-17-2012 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19257187)
And can't afford to keep his word with a donation. And will end up living 100% on a State pension and probably in a council flat.

He is doing that UK political polotition thing that whenever this (the fact he has not paid) out, he changes the subject and simpl;y tries to sugest yourt the one who is bad.

Clearly he has not paid.

Clearly by this he cannot be trusted.

To be honest he makes me sick (Damian) that he has cheated a childrens charity. I mean thats low. Thats as low as you go.

I find him vile.

OK, I know he has not paid me £1000 and backed down on the deal. I know he has not given that chap his laptop. I know he has pulled mine and other peoples ccbill accounts so he could keep the re-bills. I know he lies about people. But to cheat a childrens charity, thats just disgusting.

Its no wonder when its pointed out to him he does not post for a few days or says he is busy.

Disgusting.

At least people now see what this vile man is like.

I bet rathyer than being a real man he just tries to insult you (Paul) for the rest of the thread.

Pay the charity Damian. Look its clear you do not have the cash so why not at least pay just a small amout. I am sure Paul would be happy with that.

DVTimes 10-17-2012 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19257191)
Says the immigrant actually living on state handouts and his wife's meagre salary as a menial secretary in a house in a cabbage field that is so shameful he refuses to post a picture of it.

:)

When you pay that money to the charity as you said you would, then I think you can say things like that.

Pay up.

DVTimes 10-17-2012 06:22 AM

I will help you out Damian, these are the charities you agreed to pay:

http://www.gosh.org/gen/donate/one-off-donation/

http://www.childrenwithcancer.org.uk/

DVTimes 10-17-2012 06:25 AM

Do the right thing Damian and pay up.

Your just looking bad now.

Just pay even if its just a few pounds if you cannot afford to pay the whole amount.

Just becase you often back down on your deals, at least do not back down on a childrens charity. Surly Damian even your not thAT LOW.

Or mabe you are?

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19257191)
Says the immigrant actually living on state handouts and his wife's meagre salary as a menial secretary in a house in a cabbage field that is so shameful he refuses to post a picture of it.

:)

Prove it.

I've posted more pictures of MY home, than you have of Jen's flat. :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19257191)
Says the immigrant actually living on state handouts and his wife's meagre salary as a menial secretary in a house in a cabbage field that is so shameful he refuses to post a picture of it.

:)

Prove it.

I've posted more pictures of MY home, than you have of Jen's flat. :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19257231)
Do the right thing Damian and pay up.

Your just looking bad now.

Just pay even if its just a few pounds if you cannot afford to pay the whole amount.

Just becase you often back down on your deals, at least do not back down on a childrens charity. Surly Damian even your not thAT LOW.

Or mabe you are?

He might be able to use Google Analytics, still even with this awesome skill. He can't afford to buy his own Home, had to move in with his GF when he couldn't pay the rent on his place, will have to tow the line so she doesn't kick him out. And can't afford to back his word up.

Me I can't get traffic and can afford to retire. :thumbsup

Maybe he has the wrong skills. :thumbsup

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19254960)
It would be hard to increase your 14 hits a day to pornmemoirs, but I could do it Paul.

You really were a bit of a silly billy posting that screen shot of your stats, weren't you. LOL!

I get more than you do. :thumbsup

Pornmemoirs.com
Alexa Traffic Rank
1,452,288
Global Rank
322,016


Adultmarketing.co.uk

Alexa Traffic Rank
1,520,585
Global Rank

Quote:

Adultmarketing.co.uk's three-month global Alexa traffic rank is 1,522,257. Visitors to the site spend about 71 seconds on each pageview and a total of two minutes on the site during each visit. Visitors to the site view an average of 1.4 unique pages per day. The fraction of visits to Adultmarketing.co.uk referred by search engines is approximately 15%. This site has a bounce rate of approximately 71% (i.e., 71% of visits consist of only one pageview).

Pornbeer.com


Alexa Traffic Rank
24,833,524
Global Rank

But he knows how to use Google Analytics, so he must know his sites suck. Which makes one ask, what The Fuck does he do for a living? :1orglaugh

DamianJ 10-17-2012 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19257626)
what The Fuck does he do for a living?

Goad you into posting a screen grab proving you get absolutely no traffic. At all. And yet you are selling people the idea they should write unique content for you!

Theo pays me well.

You say traffic is easy to get, yet you have none!

At least you listened to me and took the stolen images you had on there off. Smart move.

Do you want me to help you get more than 10 uniques a day?

DVTimes 10-17-2012 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19258081)


Do you want me to help you get more than 10 uniques a day?

another deal you will back down on.

i think you have proven you cannot be trusted.

DamianJ 10-17-2012 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19258246)
i think you have proven you cannot be trusted.

Says the man who steals content and rewatermarks it, scams people and posts instructions on how to commit fraud?

Whilst dancing on children's graves and posting on usenet for men to come over and fuck him up the shitter?

Lol

Paul Markham 10-17-2012 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 19258246)
another deal you will back down on.

i think you have proven you cannot be trusted.

He needs to work on his own sites first.

Pornmemoirs.com
Alexa Traffic Rank
1,452,288
Global Rank
322,016


Adultmarketing.co.uk
Alexa Traffic Rank
1,520,585
Global Rank

Pornbeer.com
Alexa Traffic Rank
24,833,524
Global Rank

My start up site without me being able to use Google Analytics, Does far better than his already.

Which makes one ask, what The Fuck does he do for a living? :1orglaugh

It's nothing to do with traffic.

DamianJ 10-17-2012 03:41 PM

How does Alexa work Paul. Explain it in a sentence.

I dare you.

:)

You've already showed the world you get no traffic to your main project you are begging people to create content for, now I would love you to try and explain how Alexa works, then we can really all understand how totally clueless you are about the internet.

:)


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