Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor'

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  • seeme
    Stephen
    • Jun 2011
    • 840

    #1

    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor'

    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')



    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz277ZzouZI
  • Jman
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    • Sep 2003
    • 22837

    #2
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    • AllAboutCams
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      • Jul 2011
      • 12234

      #3
      why not have one bent over the bed
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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
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        • Captain Kawaii
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          • Oct 2007
          • 6748

          #5
          Pretty small hole...oh wait.

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          • seeme
            Stephen
            • Jun 2011
            • 840

            #6

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            • Bladewire
              StraightBro
              • Aug 2003
              • 56228

              #7
              THIS JUST IN: Sperm donation has gone up 5000% in china over the last 24 hours


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              • seeandsee
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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #9
                  looks like a fun toy.. err, I mean medical device...
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                  • Scott McD
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 67798

                    #10
                    I'm gonna dump my gf for one of those...


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                    • DWB
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                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      Finally, technology has produced something of real value!

                      A Chinese auto-suck robot. Or... it may just slice and dice your cock. Ya never know. Quality control isn't a strong point for the Chinese.

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                      • DamageX
                        Marketing & Strategy
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 14293

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DWB
                        Finally, technology has produced something of real value!

                        A Chinese auto-suck robot. Or... it may just slice and dice your cock. Ya never know. Quality control isn't a strong point for the Chinese.
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                        • Triple-A
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                          • Jul 2012
                          • 535

                          #13
                          Wish our hospitals had one of those, we'd all be donating... *ahem*
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                          • Double trouble
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                            • Feb 2008
                            • 22251

                            #14
                            That thing gives "hands free" new meaning

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                            • beerptrol
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                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722

                              #15
                              Do they have an affiliate program? All they need to add now is a female voice slurping and sucking
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                              • 2MuchMark
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                                • Aug 2004
                                • 50971

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jman
                                LMAO a cock sucking Robot... It's about TIME!!!!!

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                                • XX_RydeR
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                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 2151

                                  #17
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                                  • L-Pink
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                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 39151

                                    #18
                                    I'm going to order 500,000 of them and place next to vending machines. (different versions for black neighborhoods of course)

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                                    • NeophyteUK
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                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 146

                                      #19
                                      Genius - how long before a "commercial version" is available outside of china?

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                                      • shake
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 4663

                                        #20
                                        Could use a bigger screen for the videos though.
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                                        • The Heron
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 4496

                                          #21
                                          Is it so hard to just do it manually? wtf

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                                          • L-Pink
                                            working on my tan
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 39151

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by The Heron
                                            Is it so hard to just do it manually? wtf
                                            No one uses rotary phones anymore either.

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                                            • brassmonkey
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                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 77396

                                              #23
                                              it probably cuts your dick off when you try to pull out.
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                                              • grzepa
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 1263

                                                #24
                                                They should put these to the malls, next to candy vending machines.
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                                                • Django
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                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 2578

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Heron
                                                  Is it so hard to just do it manually? wtf
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                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 38323

                                                    #26
                                                    Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the traditional method:



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                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jman
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                                                      • NaughtyRob
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                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                        • 29602

                                                        #28
                                                        Looks more like something the Japanese would have invented. But then again, if they did, it would be a schoolgirl's head with her mouth as the hole.
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                                                        • Triple-A
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                                                          • Jul 2012
                                                          • 535

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by NaughtyRob
                                                          Looks more like something the Japanese would have invented. But then again, if they did, it would be a schoolgirl's head with her mouth as the hole.
                                                          probably... with a huge cock in her tight panties!

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                                                          • helterskelter808
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                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 3405

                                                            #30
                                                            Pretty sure I saw this a year or two ago. Here. Thought this was a bumped thread.

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                                                            • videobunch
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                                                              #31
                                                              It looks like it has an 8inch screen. Is that where the movie plays or at least displays the top of a head?
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