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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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    • Jul 2004
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    Cold Dead Hand - Jim Carrey



    Original Video link here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/043...ith-jim-carrey



    Hee haw...



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  • Heath
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    #2
    Remember the time when Jim Carrey was funny?

    I watched it, the entire time I was thinking... the funny part MUST be coming up soon.

    Nope. It didn't. Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on. This is a desperate attempt to stay relevant after a box office disaster.
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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      #3
      Originally posted by Populace

      Remember the time when Jim Carrey was funny?

      I watched it, the entire time I was thinking... the funny part MUST be coming up soon.

      Nope. It didn't. Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on.

      This is a desperate attempt to stay relevant after a box office disaster.
      LOL, Jim Carrey's films have grossed over $2 billion...and ALL of his movies have generated a profit.



      Way to never let the facts get in the way of your butt hurt...

      Now go outside and play (in the street) with your guns.



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      • Supz
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        • seeandsee
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          some of his movies are funny some are shit but still i like him
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          • Verbal
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            Dumb and Dumber is a classic

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            • 2MuchMark
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              #7
              I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like him. Mask was ok and I chuckled a little here and there but I just don't find him that funny.

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              • Dvae
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                #8
                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like him. Mask was ok and I chuckled a little here and there but I just don't find him that funny.
                It figures, you dislike your own countryman! Why am I not surprised.
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                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarkPrince

                  I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like him. Mask was ok and I chuckled a little here and there but I just don't find him that funny.


                  You do know that Jim Carrey is Canuckian, eh?



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                  • Vendzilla
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                    #10
                    I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
                    But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.
                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                    think about that

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                    • brassmonkey
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Populace
                      Remember the time when Jim Carrey was funny?

                      I watched it, the entire time I was thinking... the funny part MUST be coming up soon.

                      Nope. It didn't. Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on. This is a desperate attempt to stay relevant after a box office disaster.
                      once they make it. its watered down crap
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                      • stinkyfingers
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                        #12
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vendzilla

                          I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.

                          But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.




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                          • Heath
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            LOL, Jim Carrey's films have grossed over $2 billion...and ALL of his movies have generated a profit.



                            Way to never let the facts get in the way of your butt hurt...

                            Now go outside and play (in the street) with your guns.



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                            Like this post. The majority of his recent movies bombed. The bulk of the money he generated you spoke of is from old movies. So like I said, desperate attempt to stay relevant after a failure. Good try though.
                            Last edited by Heath; 03-26-2013, 11:30 AM.
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                            • MaDalton
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                              I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
                              But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.
                              by that logic everyone could save a kitten and then commit a mass murder and go unpunished
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                • Verbal
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                  I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
                                  But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.
                                  Wow ... just wow!

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                                    • L-Pink
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                                      #19
                                      I can't believe you guys are giving Moses shit.

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                                      • Caldo
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                                        • Supz
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                                          #21


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                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Populace

                                            The majority of his (Jim Carrey's) recent movies bombed. The bulk of the money he generated you spoke of is from old movies. So like I said, desperate attempt to stay relevant after a failure.


                                            Populace, no matter what they told you on the tinfoil forum, just because you keep repeating something doesn't make it true.

                                            Here is a list of Jim Carrey's movies, the production cost, and the gross earnings:

                                            http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/...=jimcarrey.htm

                                            Like I previously posted, films that Jim Carrey has appeared in have grossed over $2 billion, making him one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood, AND all of Jim Carrey's movies have generated a profit.

                                            Seems to me that Jim Carrey is using his high profile celebrity status as one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood to advocate on behalf of gun control.





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                                            • Vendzilla
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                              by that logic everyone could save a kitten and then commit a mass murder and go unpunished
                                              Where did you get that, what exactly has he done that has compared with mass murder, are you fucking kidding me?

                                              Both being with the NRA and marching with Martin Luther King Jr, he was about standing up for the constitution and peoples rights, sorry if you can't comprehend that.......

                                              I love this statement he made "Political correctness is tyranny with manners"
                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                              think about that

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                                              • CyberHustler
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Supz


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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                                  • MaDalton
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                    Where did you get that, what exactly has he done that has compared with mass murder, are you fucking kidding me?

                                                    Both being with the NRA and marching with Martin Luther King Jr, he was about standing up for the constitution and peoples rights, sorry if you can't comprehend that.......

                                                    I love this statement he made "Political correctness is tyranny with manners"
                                                    i was basically saying: just cause someone does a good thing, he can still be an idiot on other things
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                                                      #27
                                                      Awesome Fire Marshal Bill :D

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                                                        Mr Pheer likes this clip

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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
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                                                          • baddog
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                            I can't believe you guys are giving Moses shit.

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                                                            Either Moses or Noah.

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                                                            • baddog
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                              i was basically saying: just cause someone does a good thing, he can still be an idiot on other things
                                                              and if their stance is different than yours, they must be an idiot?

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                                                              • BlackCrayon
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
                                                                But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.
                                                                what does that have to do with anything?
                                                                you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                • MaDalton
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                  and if their stance is different than yours, they must be an idiot?
                                                                  sure
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                                                                  • MaDalton
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                    and if their stance is different than yours, they must be an idiot?
                                                                    and btw - i was pointing out the flawed logic and i also said "can be", not "is".




















                                                                    but i still think that the NRA and Charlton Heston are despicable human beings (and I doubt the "human" in this context)
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                      but i still think that the NRA and Charlton Heston are despicable human beings (and I doubt the "human" in this context)
                                                                      hmmm, why is Heston "despicable?"

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                                                                      • Vendzilla
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                        i was basically saying: just cause someone does a good thing, he can still be an idiot on other things
                                                                        No you weren't, you were jumping on the band wagon, not knowing shit about the man and bashing him because his views differ from those in this thread, well maybe next time learn something about the man before bashing him, like his backing of the Gun Control Act of 1968.

                                                                        I made the comparison because people were bashing him and didn't know he marched with MLK, and he did it before it was fashionable. If you are to pass judgement on someone, learn about him first!

                                                                        He won an oscar
                                                                        he backed the Gun Control act of 1968
                                                                        He marched with Martin Luther King Jr to picket segregated restaurants in Oklahoma city
                                                                        He even picketed a movie he stared in, El Cid, because the movie theater was segregated

                                                                        Yet you want to compare his action to a mass murderer, go buy a clue!

                                                                        The world would be a better place if we had more responsible people like that
                                                                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                        think about that

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                                                                        • Vendzilla
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                          but i still think that the NRA and Charlton Heston are despicable human beings (and I doubt the "human" in this context)
                                                                          You should try thinking again, so far, it's not working for you
                                                                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                          think about that

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                                                                          • Vendzilla
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                            what does that have to do with anything?
                                                                            Jebus, you did watch the video right, what ever, I guess you hate MLK because he was a republican, good night
                                                                            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                            think about that

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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                                              Populace, no matter what they told you on the tinfoil forum, just because you keep repeating something doesn't make it true.

                                                                              Here is a list of Jim Carrey's movies, the production cost, and the gross earnings:

                                                                              http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/...=jimcarrey.htm

                                                                              Like I previously posted, films that Jim Carrey has appeared in have grossed over $2 billion, making him one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood, AND all of Jim Carrey's movies have generated a profit.

                                                                              Seems to me that Jim Carrey is using his high profile celebrity status as one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood to advocate on behalf of gun control.





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