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DVTimes · 09-14-2012, 10:16 AM

In the 2003 film, Kate Middleton plays a sexually-repressed secretary, Burgundy Turner, who goes undercover in the seedy world of LA strip clubs to find her sister?s killer.

Burgundy soon loses her inhibitions, becoming a dancer herself and beginning a torrid affair with alcoholic ex-cop detective Nico Hawke, played by Billy Zane, who may himself be untrustworthy.

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After failing to get a distribution deal, the film screened once on Channel 5 in 2007 before being dumped onto Netflix, where it has been watched solely by users flicking through to find breasts.

Royal pundit Nikki Hollis said: ?Kate is as worried about the poor quality of the film as she is about the subject matter.

?There?s a scene in the detective?s office where a boom mike is clearly visible as the Duchess of Cambridge delivers the line, ?I dreamed of Mandy last night, she was calling to me but I couldn?t help her, then a knife went into her head.?

?It is very poor.?

The film will be released on DVD next week with commentary by Prince Phillip. The last time a member of the royal family starred in an erotic thriller was 1998, when Princess Anne played Betty McCain in LA Nights 3: City Steam.

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