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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    What is the best video enhancement software that's not $10,000??

    I really need to get this done before my trial comes up because the video is favorable evidence for me.. the best software for the job costs ten fucking grand for chrissakes .... does anyone know of anything that is pretty good and cheap?


    Thanks
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    • shake
      frc
      • Jul 2003
      • 4663
      #2
      waiting for L-Pink one-liner....
      Crazy fast VPS for $10 a month. Try with $20 free credit

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        • bigluv
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2008
          • 850
          #3
          You realize on TV when they say 'zoom and enhance' it doesn't actually work that way right.

          What kind of 'enhancing' do you want to do?

          And why the fuck would anyone here want to help you get out of a legitimate DUI charge?

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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057
              #4
              Originally posted by shake
              waiting for L-Pink one-liner....
              Great, that was productive, go watch this video about hard times and calm down


              While I'm trying to do my own research and video enhancement and everything else, stop worrying about a one liner would ya - I am here for the expert opinion of all of these morons

              Besides. It's hard to go to court when you white and poor, if you thought being black was difficult just try being white and poor sometime. I may as well have aids and a hump in my back and be accused of butchering nuns.

              Judge: I see that you're white, which high profile lawyer will be strutting in here to have your case dismissed today?

              Me: I cannot afford a proper defense or any expert witnesses.

              Judge: Good lord, you sure are fucked, here's a free lawyer who seems to care about defending you but has no access to anything and very little experience in a case of this type

              Me: Thank you, your honor

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                • Mike Honcho
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 1608
                  #5
                  www.thepiratebay.se

                  Absolutely free!

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                    • MrMaxwell
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 10057
                      #6
                      Originally posted by bigluv
                      You realize on TV when they say 'zoom and enhance' it doesn't actually work that way right.

                      What kind of 'enhancing' do you want to do?

                      And why the fuck would anyone here want to help you get out of a legitimate DUI charge?
                      It's not legitimate you dumb cocksucker. Well, I believe that it may not be.



                      The one they use on me is well known to set off on BREAD and is notorious for reading mouth alcohol. It also whacks out if your partition ration is not "average". It also whacks out of you have acid reflux. And for 1000 other reasons. I PASSED the field sobriety test and my driving was EXCELLENT. Dumbfuck. Do you have any idea of how these things supposedly work? The calibration procedure for this thing is RIDICULOUS and the one they used on me was one THOUSANDTH from being outside of spec. There are a number of reasons it could have gone off.

                      Anyone who knows me knows that I abhor the idea of driving drunk- I have put complete strangers in cabs before to keep THEM from driving and I've walked MILES back home when I got drunk in order to avoid it, myself.

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                        • Supz
                          Arthur Flegenheimer
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 11057
                          #7
                          Why buy the software and not just hire someone to do the work who already has the software.

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                            • MrMaxwell
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 10057
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Supz
                              Why buy the software and not just hire someone to do the work who already has the software.
                              I tried, but they want $500-$1000 up front

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                                • Helix
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 6021
                                  #9
                                  Vegas Movie Studio Platinum

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                                    • 2MuchMark
                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 51319
                                      #10
                                      I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence?

                                      Anyway, if you're going to lose points and / or your license and / or some other fine, it is worth the $500 to $1000 to get whoever to do whatever video work you need done if you think it will help you in your case. Losing your license can be very expensive.

                                      Once time I was caught speeding (80 in a 40 zone) back when I was 20 or 21. I had already lost points and had I been nailed on this one I would have lost my license. So what I did was wait until the trial was about to start. I then went to the other side and offered to please guilty at 60 instead of 80, or bring up questions about when the radar detector had been tuned and if the cop was trained to use it, etc. It worked. I still lost points and still had to pay a fine but at least I kept my license.
                                      Last edited by 2MuchMark; 03-21-2013, 02:48 PM.

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                                        • SilentKnight
                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24812
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                          I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence?
                                          I was thinking the same thing. What sort of "enhancing" are you doing?

                                          We submit photographic evidence in provincial court on a constant basis - and often the judge asks "were these photos taken at the time of the infraction and have they been altered or manipulated in any way?"

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                                            • Markonline
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2012
                                              • 65
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                              It's not legitimate you dumb cocksucker. Well, I believe that it may not be.

                                              The one they use on me is well known to set off on BREAD and is notorious for reading mouth alcohol. It also whacks out if your partition ration is not "average". It also whacks out of you have acid reflux. And for 1000 other reasons. I PASSED the field sobriety test and my driving was EXCELLENT. Dumbfuck. Do you have any idea of how these things supposedly work? The calibration procedure for this thing is RIDICULOUS and the one they used on me was one THOUSANDTH from being outside of spec. There are a number of reasons it could have gone off.
                                              Fine :

                                              1] Get an expert witness to put the machines known shortcomings forward on your behalf.
                                              2] Get him to ask to see the maintenance and calibration records of the machine before and since your offence.
                                              3] Then, when and if they baulk; start negotiating a lesser charge.

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                                                • L-Pink
                                                  working on my tan
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 39151
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by shake
                                                  waiting for L-Pink one-liner....

                                                  I honestly didn't know where to start, I had visions of fish swimming around in a wooden cylinder, me standing there with a shotgun and just let it go.

                                                  .

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                                                    • bigluv
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2008
                                                      • 850
                                                      #14
                                                      If I was a judge and you brought that stupid video in as evidence (I hope for your sake thats not your secret weapon) I would slap you with contempt for just being so fucking dumb.

                                                      That video doesn't help your case. Did you see how hard that guy had to try to get it to give a bad reading? I'm guessing that they took you to the station, ensuring that for at least the time you were accompanied you were not actively chewing on wonderbread, or imbibing alcohol or anything else just before you blew.

                                                      I'll grant you that those machines are attackable. But you're going to need something more than an unauthenticatable video from youtube since you can't testify or even know for sure if that video is genuine or not. Please tell me that its actually like a cop dash cam or something else you're talking about using?

                                                      I would start with getting an affidavit from the server and/or some other people that were there but not with you as to how much you had to drink. Some kind of receipt would be helpful too. I'm guessing you were paying cash that night instead of using mom's visa though right?
                                                      Last edited by bigluv; 03-21-2013, 04:34 PM.

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                                                        • tony286
                                                          lurker
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021
                                                          #15
                                                          http://www.vreveal.com/

                                                          here you go

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                                                            • tony286
                                                              lurker
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 57021
                                                              #16
                                                              sorry it double posted

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                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 10057
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                  I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence?

                                                                  Anyway, if you're going to lose points and / or your license and / or some other fine, it is worth the $500 to $1000 to get whoever to do whatever video work you need done if you think it will help you in your case. Losing your license can be very expensive.

                                                                  Once time I was caught speeding (80 in a 40 zone) back when I was 20 or 21. I had already lost points and had I been nailed on this one I would have lost my license. So what I did was wait until the trial was about to start. I then went to the other side and offered to please guilty at 60 instead of 80, or bring up questions about when the radar detector had been tuned and if the cop was trained to use it, etc. It worked. I still lost points and still had to pay a fine but at least I kept my license.

                                                                  You're right
                                                                  They fuck you out of your license with no trial or hearing or anything where this happened
                                                                  I'm absolutely fucked even if I win the criminal case

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                                                                    • MrMaxwell
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 10057
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by tony286
                                                                      http://www.vreveal.com/

                                                                      here you go
                                                                      They make the software I was talking about.. http://www.motiondsp.com/products/ikena-isr
                                                                      It's pretty damned amazing shit

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                                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 10057
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bigluv
                                                                          If I was a judge and you brought that stupid video in as evidence (I hope for your sake thats not your secret weapon) I would slap you with contempt for just being so fucking dumb.

                                                                          That video doesn't help your case. Did you see how hard that guy had to try to get it to give a bad reading? I'm guessing that they took you to the station, ensuring that for at least the time you were accompanied you were not actively chewing on wonderbread, or imbibing alcohol or anything else just before you blew.

                                                                          I'll grant you that those machines are attackable. But you're going to need something more than an unauthenticatable video from youtube since you can't testify or even know for sure if that video is genuine or not. Please tell me that its actually like a cop dash cam or something else you're talking about using?

                                                                          I would start with getting an affidavit from the server and/or some other people that were there but not with you as to how much you had to drink. Some kind of receipt would be helpful too. I'm guessing you were paying cash that night instead of using mom's visa though right?

                                                                          Where this happened they have to prove impairment and give a reason for accosting me with a forced test. I passed the FST and that is an important part of my defense. I'm told than an enhanced video will be allowed.

                                                                          What the fuck is a receipt going to prove, stupid? Why do you hate me so much? Anyway- yes- it is dash cam footage.

                                                                          No, it is not my "ace in the hole" but enhanced video can be useful(even if it turns out not to be allowed)- especially enhanced audio

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                                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 10057
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Markonline
                                                                              Fine :

                                                                              1] Get an expert witness to put the machines known shortcomings forward on your behalf.
                                                                              2] Get him to ask to see the maintenance and calibration records of the machine before and since your offence.
                                                                              3] Then, when and if they baulk; start negotiating a lesser charge.
                                                                              There is no lesser charge there in that fucking state of garbage- no hardship license, no wet reckless (thanks L-Pink/Baddog whoever it was who mentioned that awhile back) or anything

                                                                              If you mean something like straight reckless driving or something- they won't do that either

                                                                              "Get expert witness" is a nice thought but they're not free... I've been talking to colleges in the area and dentists to see if I can find an expert witness but it ain't gonna be easy

                                                                              I have a copy of the records for the machine - it is just barely within spec. Barely. ASSUMING the calibration procedure was followed properly.

                                                                              Also- before I took the test, the officer guaranteed me that the machine accuracy is SPOT ON
                                                                              Well
                                                                              That is absolutely 100% false information

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                                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 10057
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                  I honestly didn't know where to start, I had visions of fish swimming around in a wooden cylinder, me standing there with a shotgun and just let it go.

                                                                                  .
                                                                                  You can do better than that. I know you can. Son, I am disappoint.

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                                                                                    • shimmy2
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                                                      • 3272
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      get a lic in another state before paying your fine or going to trial
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                                                                                        • Bman
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 1679
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          ask them to provide one of the devices.
                                                                                          dont drink or eat anything for an hour and blow.
                                                                                          then drink orange juice, coffee whatever and it will blow over.

                                                                                          breathalyzers dont work.
                                                                                          worked with a guy who had one connected to his car (dui) we would go for coffee and he would blow over. lol
                                                                                          ICQ 228211529

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                                                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 10057
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by shimmy2
                                                                                              get a lic in another state before paying your fine or going to trial
                                                                                              It's too late man they fuck you out of the license right away before a trial or pretrial is even set. All 50 states won't give you a license if one state fucks you. Welcome to amerika

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                                                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                  • 10057
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bman
                                                                                                  ask them to provide one of the devices.
                                                                                                  dont drink or eat anything for an hour and blow.
                                                                                                  then drink orange juice, coffee whatever and it will blow over.

                                                                                                  breathalyzers dont work.
                                                                                                  worked with a guy who had one connected to his car (dui) we would go for coffee and he would blow over. lol
                                                                                                  They won't- just like the manufacturer won't tell states how it works or give them the source code. The manufacturer has been sued by three states over that and a couple more over secret modifications and improper repair procedures

                                                                                                  My life is pretty much fucking destroyed based on what amounts to a god damned slot machine


                                                                                                  Freedom, it rings but beeps can end it

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                                                                                                    • adulttraffic
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 797
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Unless you had a professional take this video you want to enhance (and he will go to court with you) then its just hearsay.
                                                                                                      Respect My Authoritah!

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                                                                                                        • Harmon
                                                                                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                          • 20016
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Maybe if you weren't such a pathetic drunk in the first place, your sorry ass wouldn't need software to "enhance" your fucking case. Lush.
                                                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                                                            • Harmon
                                                                                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                              • 20016
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Drunken bum
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