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  • papill0n
    Unregistered Abuser
    • Oct 2007
    • 15547
    #1

    things for bored webmasters to do

    open up your pc case and jack off onto the fan
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    • papill0n
      Unregistered Abuser
      • Oct 2007
      • 15547
      #2
      jizz onto some toilet paper about 5 minutes before you need to do a shit

      use that toilet paper to wipe

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        • B.Barnato
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2010
          • 3618
          #3
          Suck on cucumber and pretend it is a cock. Carve beforehand for increased realism.

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              Lick the seat in a men's room bus station then laugh when someone sits on it.

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                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24818
                  #5
                  Hang a fresh-used condom on the antenna of the Mayor's car at City Hall.

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                    • papill0n
                      Unregistered Abuser
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 15547
                      #6
                      i like where this bitch is going!

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                        • Mr Pheer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 22083
                          #7
                          jerk off with a wire brush

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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151
                              #8


                              I like adding to my collection.

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                                • papill0n
                                  Unregistered Abuser
                                  • Oct 2007
                                  • 15547
                                  #9
                                  keep them coming or i eat the kitten

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                                    • anexsia
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 5735
                                      #10
                                      Put malicious code on all of your blogs and sites that you own so it infects your visitor's computer and makes gay porn pop up every two seconds.

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                                        • Zoxxa
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2011
                                          • 1026
                                          #11
                                          Finger bang your wife's ass while she is sleeping.
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                                            • krylon
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 225
                                              #12
                                              make a thread with embedded videos of paul markham coughing all over the models.
                                              To all webmasters. Use a reputable IP Enforcement company such as Nate Glass's Take Down Piracy. They operate within the law, and don't work with hackers, nor have ties to CP as Robert King and his copy-control company do.

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                                                • anexsia
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 5735
                                                  #13
                                                  Fill out lots of job applications and for past work experience put "Pro-Chaturbater"

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                                                    • anexsia
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2010
                                                      • 5735
                                                      #14
                                                      Also, apply for adult jobs and say you shoot content as good as Paul Markham then count how many job denials you get

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                                                        • anexsia
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2010
                                                          • 5735
                                                          #15
                                                          Poop in an Apple store and proceed to ask one of their associates what the iMacs do that your iCrap can't do

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                                                            • CyberHustler
                                                              Masterbaiter
                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 28750
                                                              #16
                                                              Bang back a fat meth line and start a thread on GFY asking what you should do now...
                                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                • anexsia
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2010
                                                                  • 5735
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Then bang more meth

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                                                                    • _Richard_
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 30991
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by papill0n
                                                                      keep them coming or i eat the kitten

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                                                                        • Best-In-BC
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 9511
                                                                          #19
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