I need a single banner. 1016 x 299 anyone want to help me out?
I know it's small, don't need anything else.
I know it's small, don't need anything else.
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Cause you're off form mate...
Start a new thread saying how designers these days are crap, and you could do better. Post a crap banner you have made yourself, and state its wonderful..
Then, in the ensuing chaos, say that no one could do any better, and you'll have about 100 banners to choose from...
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If you are seriously looking for a designer. Banner that size is $15.
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thats a big banner ;) looks more like a header to me (size wise) i have a few i made for blogs which are 1000x180, so thats what i assume its for?Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
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You assume right sir, I'm doing a blog based on my life story in porn. Moving the stuff over from www.strictly-porn.com It will have stories from me and other people if I can get contributors. History telling people the differences between then and now. And some reviews on retro and vintage site.
Keep me busy during the winter.
The book is now running at 14,000 words and 1,000 lines and only up to 1977. Maybe two books.Comment
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hit me up if still available .. im free now for work
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My internet browser crashed when I was reading this!
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I've got the draft, someone sent it to me. It's hilarious. Email me and I'll send it to you.Originally posted by pornopeteComment
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nobody is going to buy your book
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Hit me up @ [email protected]
Secrets are like herpes: If you got 'em, might as well spread 'em around.Comment
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Ahhhhh
Mr. Markham needs a fake nick just to get business done without any bullshit!
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That's a good idea. Maybe I should post one of my ideas under a false nick or get someone else to post it. Then watch all the praise come in, before I tell them whose idea it is.
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paul markham = ideas expertComment
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No offence but you're stupid.
I have said for years people need to step up on the product. Seen Babes.com, orgasms.xxx, whengirlsplay.com?
I have said Manwin would do well to buy some of the big offline names. Now it probably wasn't my idea, but we were thinking along the same lines.
I have said for years people need to pay for better shooters. Do you see good or bad shooters surviving?
I have said for years the affiliate system is flawed and needs fixing. Well seems it's just dying off.
I have said for years traffic isn't king. Conversions are and if the only tool you have is to give more free porn away to get more joins. Do I need to explain that one to you?
In the last 5 years, you brainy guys have seen the truth and now leaving in droves. Never have we seen so many selling up and getting out to do work somewhere else. I'm gardening.
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Banner delivered and this thread can now be closed.Comment
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they are not ideas they are observationsNo offence but you're stupid.
I have said for years people need to step up on the product. Seen Babes.com, orgasms.xxx, whengirlsplay.com?
I have said Manwin would do well to buy some of the big offline names. Now it probably wasn't my idea, but we were thinking along the same lines.
I have said for years people need to pay for better shooters. Do you see good or bad shooters surviving?
I have said for years the affiliate system is flawed and needs fixing. Well seems it's just dying off.
I have said for years traffic isn't king. Conversions are and if the only tool you have is to give more free porn away to get more joins. Do I need to explain that one to you?
In the last 5 years, you brainy guys have seen the truth and now leaving in droves. Never have we seen so many selling up and getting out to do work somewhere else. I'm gardening.
you had not a unique thought all you did was regurgitate what you saw
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My enemies bumping my threads. Stupid or what? No just ...........Comment
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enemies......lolComment
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That was my thought, at initial blush. People with enemies are generally important, or seen as threats of some sort. Most people posting in a Paul Markham thread are talking to each other ABOUT Paul, not TO Paul. He usually fails to see the distinction. Even posts that LOOK like they're directly to him are usually simply made to bait him into posting something stupid.
It's kind of like teasing the monkeys at the zoo to watch their reaction. And, like the monkeys, you usually end up ducking some thrown poo. It ends up being about as important, LOL.Comment
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Here's a quick morning giggle. From his content site:
"If you not getting reply via email it could be couse by yours or mine spam filter, please contact me via ICQ or Skype."Comment
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lol, an actual witty post from youCause you're off form mate...
Start a new thread saying how designers these days are crap, and you could do better. Post a crap banner you have made yourself, and state its wonderful..
Then, in the ensuing chaos, say that no one could do any better, and you'll have about 100 banners to choose from...
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Another Paul Markham project that will get 100 hits. All from people of GFY who want a good laugh.Comment
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Very slow loading for me...LIke each preview picture is wheeled through the door by a nurse.Comment
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http://www.paulmarkham.com/teens.php
For me.. its all those thumbs that are slowing the page load time. That page took 2 mins 10 seconds to fully load...SOme of your thumbs are 100k...for a tiny thumb? Your site needs to go on a diet.Last edited by gimme-website; 09-09-2012, 02:39 AM.Comment
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50 banners or actually headers or whatever.
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