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JamesK · 02-13-2003, 03:31 PM

Time to jerk off. I love jerking off in the morning.

Scott McD · 02-13-2003, 03:39 PM

KC · 02-13-2003, 03:40 PM

Finding the toilet and taking a wiz!

nofx · 02-13-2003, 03:42 PM

if i should goto class or not

whee · 02-13-2003, 03:43 PM

To power up my commy to check my sites, then my stats...

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Tanker · 02-13-2003, 03:43 PM

Where is that damn alarm clock its going to go off in a second

I ususally wake up about 2 minutes befor it goes off

Tanker

lagwagon · 02-13-2003, 03:43 PM

usually take a wiz or wtf was i just dreaming about.

Marcus · 02-13-2003, 03:43 PM

I flop from my bed to my desk chair 2 feet away and check stats

dlex · 02-13-2003, 03:44 PM

kelly · 02-13-2003, 03:46 PM

Where's the alarm so I can shut it off

jreaka · 02-13-2003, 03:48 PM

Alarm? I havn't used an alarm in a year. my alarm is my 8 month old and the first thing that comes to mind is wheres his bottle!

JamesK · 02-13-2003, 03:56 PM

yea my phone is my alarm. it kills me man that fucking beep, i mostly throw my phone against the wall. then the battery falls out and it stops (and I will have to buy a new phone after 10 times)

Seb From Holland · 02-13-2003, 04:10 PM

If you have any, you could try to wrap 10 condoms around it and make litlle holes in it so you can still press the keys.

Plat · 02-13-2003, 04:16 PM

I think about where all the women ran off to from in my dream

Yo Adrian · 02-13-2003, 04:21 PM

coffee.

fuct · 02-13-2003, 04:22 PM

step 1.. do i have to pee?.. no, jack off
step 2, what time is it? pretty early, do it again
step 3, actually get out of bed
step 4, check stats
step 5, warm up car
step 6, go back to sleep n forget about car

Thrawn$ · 02-13-2003, 04:24 PM

stats and weed

Scootermuze · 02-13-2003, 04:31 PM

the snooze button........

Nasty · 02-13-2003, 05:15 PM

1 - stats
2 - coffee
3 - build, build, build

traffictrader · 02-13-2003, 05:18 PM

if hard, wack off, then take a shower.

if soft, go back to bed for ten minutes, see above.

Theo · 02-13-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mystery Man
Check stats

me too

02-13-2003, 05:20 PM

Same Shit, Different Day

Fletch XXX · 02-13-2003, 05:20 PM

wizake and bizake.

remote.

turn up the volume on the horror dvd left on repeat.

adjust the temp of the heated blanket ?

slippers.

piss.

online.

Cheshire · 02-13-2003, 05:20 PM

What day is it?

Okay then, what time is it?

pink_in_the_middle · 02-13-2003, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
What day is it?

Okay then, what time is it?

LMAO Same here

Kray · 02-13-2003, 08:04 PM

one word Sex

NoCarrier · 02-13-2003, 08:57 PM

Them:

Amputate Your Head · 02-13-2003, 08:58 PM

cigarette....

coffee.....

piss...

then open eyes....

RMG2 · 02-13-2003, 08:59 PM

I wake up and wonder why my dick is completely rock hard when I cant remember dreaming of anything that good.

Pointless · 02-13-2003, 09:05 PM

i wake up then wish i went to bed earlier

galleryseek · 02-13-2003, 09:08 PM

COMPUTER!!!

Peaches · 02-13-2003, 09:10 PM

Making sure I get my dogs fed and outside before they lick me to death or pee on my bed

diggy · 02-13-2003, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pointless
i wake up then wish i went to bed earlier

haha so true pointless

i usually wake up, pour a bottle of water over my head then flick on the air con, fall back into bed until its cool enough to stand, then sit at my desk with my feet against the wall in a zombie like state for an hour or so, checking gfy and the like

fucken australian weather

JamesK · 02-14-2003, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
If you have any, you could try to wrap 10 condoms around it and make litlle holes in it so you can still press the keys.

Yeah I could but my phone is already fucked up

oh btw Thrawn, drugs are bad.

*edit*
yes, I know. My phone is ghey.

FlyingIguana · 02-14-2003, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
Time to jerk off. I love jerking off in the morning.

time to take a fucking piss

Plugger · 02-14-2003, 01:50 AM

I usually wake up when my phone rings, then piss, get water, check email, etc., then whack and get to work . . .

QualityMpegs · 02-14-2003, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
if i should goto class or not

more like if i should quit school or not

Oliver Klozov · 02-14-2003, 01:58 AM

Blowjob

stevo · 02-14-2003, 02:14 AM

When i wake up i usually think "damn i dont want to get up, its cold and my bed is all nice and warm and comfy" "damn it feels good just to lay here and not move" "ouch, i better move my arm because there is no blood circulation" "i dont want to go to school, school sucks" "i really really really hate school" so then i usually fall back asleep and then i wake up again and i think "fuck im late for school" "oops i didnt do the homework or study for the test" "oh well ill go next time" and then i update my sites, check my stats, and try to find a way so that i can retire and not have to go to school again...

Ivanhoe · 02-14-2003, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver Klozov
Blowjob

LOL, right good one.

picindex · 02-14-2003, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuct
step 1.. do i have to pee?.. no, jack off
step 2, what time is it? pretty early, do it again
step 3, actually get out of bed
step 4, check stats
step 5, warm up car
step 6, go back to sleep n forget about car

same thing but

2) and smoke
5) check email
6) my free daily pron at thehun.com

Hot Tropical Babes · 02-14-2003, 02:23 AM

C O F F E E HOT SWEET AND CREAMY

KCJ · 02-14-2003, 02:43 AM

Quote:

i wake up then wish i went to bed earlier

lol so damn true!!! every morning I get up I start regreting going to bed SO late last nite

HeadPimp · 02-14-2003, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
To power up my commy to check my sites, then my stats...
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You turn yours off? Mine stays on 24/7...

Nasty D · 02-14-2003, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn$
stats and weed

very nice

adamneve · 02-14-2003, 03:01 AM

take a dump...

Jakke PNG · 02-14-2003, 08:44 AM

I think of Equinox's tight ass. Every single day.

QualityMpegs · 02-14-2003, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevo
When i wake up i usually think "damn i dont want to get up, its cold and my bed is all nice and warm and comfy" "damn it feels good just to lay here and not move" "ouch, i better move my arm because there is no blood circulation" "i dont want to go to school, school sucks" "i really really really hate school" so then i usually fall back asleep and then i wake up again and i think "fuck im late for school" "oops i didnt do the homework or study for the test" "oh well ill go next time" and then i update my sites, check my stats, and try to find a way so that i can retire and not have to go to school again...

funny, funny, funny...i like the blood circulation one

oops, im missing chemistry right now

dennisthemenace · 02-14-2003, 10:11 AM

wake up - think about goals

coffee

cigarette, stats

poop

work

Scott McD · 02-14-2003, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
cigarette....

coffee.....

piss...

then open eyes....

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