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DBS.US · 09-01-2012, 09:15 AM

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. > While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The > devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished > the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin > writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is > finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so > she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is > finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears > this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA > so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has > gone to hell, so it's a local call."

woj · 09-01-2012, 09:41 AM

alias · 09-01-2012, 01:34 PM

freecartoonporn · 09-01-2012, 01:42 PM

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seeandsee · 09-01-2012, 05:09 PM

i expected that

2012 · 09-01-2012, 05:09 PM

2intense · 09-02-2012, 01:02 PM

09-01-2012, 09:15 AM	#1
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,831	Quick joke George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. > While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The > devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished > the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin > writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is > finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so > she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is > finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears > this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA > so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has > gone to hell, so it's a local call." __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

09-01-2012, 09:41 AM	#2
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