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topsiteking · 08-27-2012, 05:16 PM

What I feel like yelling when I talk to most of you on ICQ:

spazlabz · 08-27-2012, 05:20 PM

well yeah you know... being from Kentucky as I am does not lend itself to forming coherent sentences (or thoughts for that matter) but I muddle through somehow.

2012 · 08-27-2012, 05:37 PM

never saw that one before

topsiteking · 08-27-2012, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz

well yeah you know... being from Kentucky as I am does not lend itself to forming coherent sentences (or thoughts for that matter) but I muddle through somehow.

Ah,you get a pass.

spazlabz · 08-27-2012, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topsiteking

Ah,you get a pass.

SPANKS!!

anexsia · 08-27-2012, 06:24 PM

Sir, would you like to buy hardlinks sir

2012 · 08-27-2012, 06:30 PM

bump for more kissass'ery

papill0n · 08-27-2012, 06:35 PM

say what again mother fucker!

i double dare ya!

epitome · 08-27-2012, 06:36 PM

I am usually posting from mobile device and could give two shits if it makes sense.

TheSquealer · 08-27-2012, 06:39 PM

I remember speaking to a guy years back on ICQ - a designer about doing a dozen paysites. I was really tired and jet lagged and trying to wrap some stuff up and get things taken care of. We were trying to have a conversation and it was like we both were only seeing like every 3rd message but didn't realize it at the time. It ended up going straight to "what the fuck is your problem, I just answered you..." type responses. Finally we both flipped out and it got really bad until we were seriously threatening to hurt each other.

Later, I realized that because we hadn't added each other as friends on ICQ, every time one of us posted a link, that message didn't go through because of spam protection. Was pretty funny stuff.

topsiteking · 08-27-2012, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I remember speaking to a guy years back on ICQ - a designer about doing a dozen paysites. I was really tired and jet lagged and trying to wrap some stuff up and get things taken care of. We were trying to have a conversation and it was like we both were only seeing like every 3rd message but didn't realize it at the time. It ended up going straight to "what the fuck is your problem, I just answered you..." type responses. Finally we both flipped out and it got really bad until we were seriously threatening to hurt each other.

Later, I realized that because we hadn't added each other as friends on ICQ, every time one of us posted a link, that message didn't go through because of spam protection. Was pretty funny stuff.

That has happened to me before!!!

topsiteking · 08-27-2012, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

Sir, would you like to buy hardlinks sir

martinsc · 08-27-2012, 09:09 PM

CDSmith · 08-28-2012, 09:27 AM

Here's an example of a recent ICQ encounter I had...

New contact adds me.
New contact messages me: "Hi"
Then nothing.
After 10 minutes I finally, because his nick looks kind of business-related, shoot him a message back: "Hi, sorry, I was waioting for you to say what you wanted. I assume this is business-related, yes?"
He replies: "I am a designer"
then nothing. No follow-up information, no pitch, nothing.
I reply: (after a few more minutes) "And.... sorry I was waiting for your pitch."

At this point I'm thinking if this guy is looking for work and he's doing this with all the people he contacts then he's going to be going hungry 'til he develops some presentation.

Anyway he finally says he's looking for work. I do all my own work but I tell him where to go to have better luck, he thanks me.

But wow, just wow. That initial contact was brutal. I hate to say it but even if I had some work available I doubt I'd ever hire someone who says "hi" and nothing else on first IM.

You just know a professional when you read it. Hey or hi, or my favorite, y0, just doesn't cut it.

WebCashMaker · 08-28-2012, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You just know a professional when you read it. Hey or hi, or my favorite, y0, just doesn't cut it.

I open with .... "Yo dude"

Mathieu

digitalfantasies · 08-28-2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by WebCashMaker

I open with .... "Yo dude"

Mathieu

I open with CAPS... always CAPS, it makes you look important and BIG BUSINESS MAN

topsiteking · 08-28-2012, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Here's an example of a recent ICQ encounter I had...

New contact adds me.
New contact messages me: "Hi"
Then nothing.
After 10 minutes I finally, because his nick looks kind of business-related, shoot him a message back: "Hi, sorry, I was waioting for you to say what you wanted. I assume this is business-related, yes?"
He replies: "I am a designer"
then nothing. No follow-up information, no pitch, nothing.
I reply: (after a few more minutes) "And.... sorry I was waiting for your pitch."

At this point I'm thinking if this guy is looking for work and he's doing this with all the people he contacts then he's going to be going hungry 'til he develops some presentation.

Anyway he finally says he's looking for work. I do all my own work but I tell him where to go to have better luck, he thanks me.

But wow, just wow. That initial contact was brutal. I hate to say it but even if I had some work available I doubt I'd ever hire someone who says "hi" and nothing else on first IM.

You just know a professional when you read it. Hey or hi, or my favorite, y0, just doesn't cut it.

Classic.

marlboroack · 08-28-2012, 03:11 PM

Now I'm going to read each post you make in that voice from now on.

topsiteking · 08-29-2012, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

Now I'm going to read each post you make in that voice from now on.

08-27-2012, 05:16 PM	#1
topsiteking ICQ: 470687453 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Posts: 3,571	What I feel like when I talk to most of you... What I feel like yelling when I talk to most of you on ICQ: __________________ ICQ: 470687453 EMAIL: [email protected]

08-27-2012, 05:37 PM	#3
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	never saw that one before __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

08-27-2012, 06:30 PM	#7
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	bump for more kissass'ery __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

08-27-2012, 06:39 PM	#10
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,158	I remember speaking to a guy years back on ICQ - a designer about doing a dozen paysites. I was really tired and jet lagged and trying to wrap some stuff up and get things taken care of. We were trying to have a conversation and it was like we both were only seeing like every 3rd message but didn't realize it at the time. It ended up going straight to "what the fuck is your problem, I just answered you..." type responses. Finally we both flipped out and it got really bad until we were seriously threatening to hurt each other. Later, I realized that because we hadn't added each other as friends on ICQ, every time one of us posted a link, that message didn't go through because of spam protection. Was pretty funny stuff. __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

08-27-2012, 09:09 PM	#13
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	__________________ Make Money

08-27-2012, 05:20 PM	#2
spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	well yeah you know... being from Kentucky as I am does not lend itself to forming coherent sentences (or thoughts for that matter) but I muddle through somehow.

08-27-2012, 06:24 PM	#6
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	Sir, would you like to buy hardlinks sir

08-27-2012, 06:35 PM	#8
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	say what again mother fucker! i double dare ya!

08-27-2012, 06:36 PM	#9
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	I am usually posting from mobile device and could give two shits if it makes sense.

08-28-2012, 09:27 AM	#14
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Here's an example of a recent ICQ encounter I had... New contact adds me. New contact messages me: "Hi" Then nothing. After 10 minutes I finally, because his nick looks kind of business-related, shoot him a message back: "Hi, sorry, I was waioting for you to say what you wanted. I assume this is business-related, yes?" He replies: "I am a designer" then nothing. No follow-up information, no pitch, nothing. I reply: (after a few more minutes) "And.... sorry I was waiting for your pitch." At this point I'm thinking if this guy is looking for work and he's doing this with all the people he contacts then he's going to be going hungry 'til he develops some presentation. Anyway he finally says he's looking for work. I do all my own work but I tell him where to go to have better luck, he thanks me. But wow, just wow. That initial contact was brutal. I hate to say it but even if I had some work available I doubt I'd ever hire someone who says "hi" and nothing else on first IM. You just know a professional when you read it. Hey or hi, or my favorite, y0, just doesn't cut it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-28-2012, 03:11 PM	#18
marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	Now I'm going to read each post you make in that voice from now on.