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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-26-2012 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 19146816)
Excellent point Canadian! Hope you are enjoying this American forum where you come in hopes of learning how to make some American dollars.

I'm not Canadian and I'm not here for Americans.
Do you know of any other countries yet little boy?

[Labret] 08-26-2012 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist (Post 19146828)
I'm not Canadian and I'm not here for Americans.
Do you know of any other countries yet little boy?

My apologies, Eurofag. I accidentally misinterpreted your effeminate whining as Canadian. Its a common mistake.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-26-2012 11:28 PM

Canada has a population of 33.4 million

1.00 USD = 0.991298 CAD

Switzerland has a population of 7.8 million

1.00 USD = 0.960826 CHF

Latvia has a population of 2.2 million

1.00 USD = 0.557045 LVL

[Labret] I am really am learning how to make some American dollars.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-26-2012 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 19146831)
My apologies, Eurofag. I accidentally misinterpreted your effeminate whining as Canadian. Its a common mistake.

Not from Europe either. Aim higher little fella.

[Labret] 08-26-2012 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist (Post 19146832)

[Labret] I'm not from Europe either but I'll pass along the message to the shapely woman in the next room.

Say hi to your mom for me.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-26-2012 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19146686)
What's this shit about Canadians burning the White House? Every school kid knows that was the British.

This is Canadian though:

http://www.opposingviews.com/sites/d...bbing-seal.jpg

http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/...lmn002-cu3.jpg

:2 cents:

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-26-2012 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 19146835)
Say hi to your mom for me.

Yep my "mom" is half a decade younger than me. They're you go smart one. Unmistakeable.

[Labret] 08-26-2012 11:41 PM

This is me listening to the Canadian national anthem.

http://i.imgur.com/tbgyI.gif

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-26-2012 11:44 PM

Look a big dick with small balls. Unmistakeable.

helterskelter808 08-26-2012 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist (Post 19146839)

That's how they designed their flag.

[Labret] 08-27-2012 12:26 AM

But don't get me wrong, I don't hate Canadians. I think in terms of vassal states we really couldn't have asked for much better. They keep quiet for the most part, do what they're told, sell us the resources we need. A parasite needs a healthy host. It is in Canada's best interest to do what its told. We are a most kind and gracious host to the Canadian parasite. In exchange for their natural resources we provide them with culture, arts and entertainment, peace and security.

But what I cannot and will not tolerate, uppity Canadians. Know your place.

rogueteens 08-27-2012 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19146640)

so cause he was born in the UK he's british?

Errr ... YES!

Drake 08-27-2012 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 19146849)
This is me listening to the Canadian national anthem.

http://i.imgur.com/tbgyI.gif



AAB 08-27-2012 01:50 AM

Georges St Pierre

[Labret] 08-27-2012 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AAB (Post 19146975)
Georges St Pierre

Out of 6 title defense, 5 have gone to decision. Hooray for mediocrity!

MrBottomTooth 08-27-2012 04:25 AM

Just for the record we have plenty of guns. It's just harder to purchase handguns up here since they make you jump through a few hoops first.

Struggle4Bucks 08-27-2012 07:34 AM

The Human Development Index (HDI) is a comparative measure of life expectancy, literacy, education, standards of living, and quality of life for countries worldwide.

1. Norway
2. Australia
3. Netherlands
4. U.S.A.
5. New Zealand
6. Canada

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...elopment_Index

sperbonzo 08-27-2012 07:47 AM

Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".








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Jman 08-27-2012 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19147414)
Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".








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Actually YOU guys took her and she built the MOST money making show in vegas scoring over $400 Million USD :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 08-27-2012 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19147414)
Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".







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sadly only sell out crappy artists get exported from canada (with the exception of a few ie Neil young). most of the quality musicians don't get much exposure even up here.

PR_Glen 08-27-2012 10:41 AM

hard to tell what is more embarrassing in this thread, fellow canadians being very 'uncanadian' and bragging about stupid shit or insecure americans that feel the need to defend themselves by insulting us and our country...

I vote that there is good and bad that has come from both..

ps we didn't invent baseball and basketball has been claimed to be invented by 3 countries in north america alone so we can safely throw that one out too.

Dvae 08-27-2012 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19147726)
sadly only sell out crappy artists get exported from canada (with the exception of a few ie Neil young). most of the quality musicians don't get much exposure even up here.

Please name one thats worth two cents that we haven't heard of.

candyflip 08-27-2012 10:46 AM

I am jealous of one thing Canada has that we don't...

THE BLACK SQUIRRELS

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwLZ2RMiT7...0/IMG_0710.jpg

Dvae 08-27-2012 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19145992)
What do we Canadians
Have to be Proud of?

4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game
June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON

7. Basketball is Canadian

You are so proud of these two sports you built the Hall of Fame in the US.
What can I say but thank you!

sperbonzo 08-27-2012 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19147726)
sadly only sell out crappy artists get exported from canada (with the exception of a few ie Neil young). most of the quality musicians don't get much exposure even up here.

What..... Like Rush? (One of the greatest bands of all time.... :-) )

BlackCrayon 08-27-2012 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19147888)
Please name one thats worth two cents that we haven't heard of.

David Wilcox comes to mind (not the american folk singer guy)

i mother earth
headstones
nomeansno


there are others but thats a few off the top of my head.

Just Alex 08-27-2012 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19147414)
Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".








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I don't mind Celine Dion, but that twink kid is one reason to hate Canada.

brassmonkey 08-27-2012 11:45 AM

oh canada


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