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ShoeBox

08-19-2012 11:25 PM

like she said , if she were swerving eratically then she would have been arrested does DRINKING 2 fucking beers even get anyone a buzz? it sure would not impair my judgement at all. Stop crying wha wha , your friends died, and im sure the car that ran into them had a 24 pack on the seat with them not 2 beers give this chick a break it's not like you are all fucking perfect most of you are fucking assholes anyway.

now email me your tit pics :)

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE

08-19-2012 11:30 PM

It's not like you are smoking phencyclidine while driving cough cough

beemk

08-20-2012 12:12 AM

This reminds me of that guy who posted the video of himself tossing the cat around.

GregE

08-20-2012 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 19134714)

This reminds me of that guy who posted the video of himself tossing the cat around.

Close but no cigar.

Aside from maybe a StickyFingers thread or two, I don't think any GFY self-immolation has outdone that classic event.

Harmon

08-20-2012 01:51 AM

wow, what a douchebag. Who the fuck would post this shit? You must be one hell of a catch. Enjoy your welfare.

TurboAngel

08-20-2012 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19133734)

Why the need to bring an open container?

I don't know and admit it was a stupid thing to do. I still don't think I'm the only one here who has drank one beer and drove.

TurboAngel

08-20-2012 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 19134289)

TurboAngel - I'm just a little surprised that your cunt is big enough to hide a beer bottle inside...

I said between my legs not up my cunt. I'm in the US so that's no where close to ya.:winkwink: Don't have to worry I might drink ONE beer and drive anywhere near ya.

MaDalton

08-20-2012 05:44 AM

well, at least i know now not to post any condolences on GFY when you wrap yourself around a tree

TurboAngel

08-20-2012 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19134977)

well, at least i know now not to post any condolences on GFY when you wrap yourself around a tree

Drinking one beer isn't going to make that happen. You would give any condolences anyway.

rowan

08-20-2012 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19133610)

The Boobs saved me again, I thought I was going to jail.

http://thsrv.com/hl/http://static.pp...270931713p.gif

TurboAngel

08-20-2012 06:08 AM

New page?

MrCain

08-20-2012 06:12 AM

You make Nationalnet look bad.

L-Pink

08-20-2012 06:15 AM

I'd rather share the road with someone drinking a beer than someone texting. I'll bet most of the posters here text while driving. Admit it.

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iwantchixx

08-20-2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShoeBox (Post 19134684)

like she said , if she were swerving eratically then she would have been arrested does DRINKING 2 fucking beers even get anyone a buzz? it sure would not impair my judgement at all. Stop crying wha wha , your friends died, and im sure the car that ran into them had a 24 pack on the seat with them not 2 beers give this chick a break it's not like you are all fucking perfect most of you are fucking assholes anyway.

now email me your tit pics :)

You're an idiot. Very uncalled for thing to say.

London Banker

08-20-2012 03:37 PM

NationalNet supports drunk driving.

epitome

08-20-2012 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19133634)

Drank a beer there then took the 2nd one with me so I wasn't drunk but did have an open container.

Yeah its always two beers isn't it?

Disgusting.

brassmonkey

08-20-2012 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by London Banker (Post 19136233)

NationalNet supports drunk driving.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Qbert

08-20-2012 04:32 PM

I had a reply all typed up but while proof reading I decided what's the point, just let natural selection run it's course.

MrCain

08-20-2012 04:34 PM

I see a Darwin award in your future.

grumpy

08-20-2012 04:35 PM

am i watching a total self destruction??

Due	08-20-2012 04:38 PM

Even of you where not drunk if you got into an accident you would probably get the full blame .

Your insurance probably wouldn't cover of there was alcohol involved.

If you are trying to fuckup your life this is the way to do it!

PS I don't think you can cler off this type of debt with a bankruptcy, usually results from criminal actions is not included

AMDWarrior

08-20-2012 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19134947)

I don't know and admit it was a stupid thing to do. I still don't think I'm the only one here who has drank one beer and drove.

Wish ya woulda got busted ya stupid whore..

Socks

08-20-2012 09:13 PM

Wake me up when TurboAngel posts her tits.

TIA! KBAI!

ErectMedia

08-20-2012 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19134947)

I still don't think I'm the only one here who has drank one beer and drove.

I've done dumb shit in the age range of 21-25 but laws and maturity were both lacking then. Thinking your past that age range so maturity level should be higher and laws have tightened so rolling with any alcohol probably not wise these days.

jimmy-3-way

08-20-2012 10:07 PM

OMG, the hypocrisy plug-in in my browser just crashed.

GrantMercury

08-20-2012 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19133633)

This thread is going to be lots of fun.

:evil-laug

baddog

08-20-2012 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19134947)

I don't know and admit it was a stupid thing to do. I still don't think I'm the only one here who has drank one beer and drove.

and posted about it?

epitome

08-20-2012 10:16 PM

Please tell me you do not have kids.

_Richard_

08-20-2012 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Cig (Post 19133964)

Translation:
I went to this hick party that had a keg of cheap draft. I sucked down as many as I could before the host noticed some 50 year old hag was trying to put a hole in the keg.

As soon as confronted, I didnt remove the winston from my lips as I told the kid to "kiss my fucking ass". I jumped into my buy here pay here mobile with a spare beer in hand to assure I can make it to the store drinking.

I look up at some point while adjusting "Freebird" to max audio level to notice blue lights.

I stuff my road beer the one spot I know that no man wants to investigate.

With all the charm of the 3 toothed bar fly I try and push out these 50 year old bags that look like they might have been used for punching bags during Mike Tysons younger years.

The smell a lone was enough to almost dis-wade the young cop then he noticed the tattoos that looked like they were done by a cell mate of years past and he figured It just wouldn't be worth it to drag my sorry ass in.

Ps. Ill be speaking to Kathy at nat-net Monday concerning the canceling of dedicated with them. Anyone who will support you and your habbits needs not any of my business.

bold = tears :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Brujah

08-26-2012 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Cig (Post 19133964)

Translation:
I went to this hick party that had a keg of cheap draft. I sucked down as many as I could before the host noticed some 50 year old hag was trying to put a hole in the keg.

As soon as confronted, I didnt remove the winston from my lips as I told the kid to "kiss my fucking ass". I jumped into my buy here pay here mobile with a spare beer in hand to assure I can make it to the store drinking.

I look up at some point while adjusting "Freebird" to max audio level to notice blue lights.

I stuff my road beer the one spot I know that no man wants to investigate.

With all the charm of the 3 toothed bar fly I try and push out these 50 year old bags that look like they might have been used for punching bags during Mike Tysons younger years.

The smell a lone was enough to almost dis-wade the young cop then he noticed the tattoos that looked like they were done by a cell mate of years past and he figured It just wouldn't be worth it to drag my sorry ass in.

Ps. Ill be speaking to Kathy at nat-net Monday concerning the canceling of dedicated with them. Anyone who will support you and your habbits needs not any of my business.

Bukowski lives.

Mr Pheer

08-26-2012 12:30 PM

I believe you are not very intelligent.

react

08-26-2012 01:04 PM

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livexxx

08-26-2012 06:38 PM

i once drove a mini home from a def leopard concert and passengers asked if they could smoke a spliff and as i wasnt into drugs i said yes providing they opened the back windows. Ended up driving home 14 miles in first gear and went around one roundabout 3 times as someone kept moving the exit.

brassmonkey

08-26-2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 19146572)

:1orglaugh you needed a can of beer to even it out.

papill0n

08-26-2012 07:47 PM

you got anything going for you other than a set of tits idiot?

jabula

08-26-2012 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freaky_Akula (Post 19133869)

Drinking beer while you are driving is retarded. Taking beer home with you from a party is something only poor people with no manners would do.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Coup	08-26-2012 10:22 PM

Jesus fucking christ. You're literally worst than hitler.

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