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brassmonkey · 08-09-2012, 05:59 PM

Conjoined twins 'Abby & Brittany' get their own reality show

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TLC has given us reality TV shows about strange addictions, extreme couponers, and pint-size pageant queens. But it may top itself later this month with "Abby & Brittany," a look at the lives of conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel, who have miraculously survived to the age of 22 despite sharing one body fused together at the torso.

When Abby and Brittany were born back in 1990, the doctors told their parents they most likely wouldn't survive the night. (One in 40,000 twin births are conjoined, and just one percent of those make it to the age of one.) But they defied the medical odds by not only surviving, but thriving. At six years old, the twins were featured on Oprah and appeared on the cover of Life magazine, but since then, parents Patty and Mike have raised the twins out of the media spotlight in rural Minnesota, giving them a chance at a normal childhood.
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Grapesoda · 08-09-2012, 06:06 PM

pics of them sucking cock online somewhere

AllAboutCams · 08-09-2012, 06:06 PM

that's disgusting

Spunky · 08-09-2012, 06:10 PM

It is interesting how they survive on a daily basis

bronco67 · 08-09-2012, 06:12 PM

They spent some time talking about these twins on Opie and Anthony today. I felt bad for laughing, but I almost had to pull my car over.

RyuLion · 08-09-2012, 06:13 PM

CongratzZzzz..

L-Pink · 08-09-2012, 06:13 PM

"ok, whose turn is it to wipe?"

brassmonkey · 08-09-2012, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

"ok, whose turn is it to wipe?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

They spent some time talking about these twins on Opie and Anthony today. I felt bad for laughing, but I almost had to pull my car over.

topsiteking · 08-09-2012, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

They spent some time talking about these twins on Opie and Anthony today. I felt bad for laughing, but I almost had to pull my car over.

Is this online yet?

CyberHustler · 08-09-2012, 06:21 PM

I remember them on TV when they were younger...

L-Pink · 08-09-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

I remember them on TV when they were younger...

I know, sad really.

Rochard · 08-09-2012, 06:37 PM

That would be on strange blow job...

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-09-2012, 06:40 PM

I was reading about the Hermaphodite South African runner yesterday. Genetic mutation is common just rarely pronounced enough to see it transforming. God did it.

brassmonkey · 08-09-2012, 06:40 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1132466

i guess two heads are better than one

Spudstr · 08-09-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1132466

i guess two heads are better than one

I am curious, is it one person or two people? do they have different social security numbers etc? if they do.. what happens if they drive and one gets a DUI or one kills someone? This makes me wonder.. a lot

brassmonkey · 08-09-2012, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spudstr

I am curious, is it one person or two people? do they have different social security numbers etc? if they do.. what happens if they drive and one gets a DUI or one kills someone? This makes me wonder.. a lot

what if one wants a dirty sanchez? and the other one says hell no

RyuLion · 08-09-2012, 07:24 PM

lol.............

pornsprite · 08-09-2012, 07:24 PM

I have seen these twins when they were younger too. I had never heard of a Dirty Sanchez before today and the urban dictionary has two meaning.

Meaning One stick your finger in the ass while hitting it doggy style
Meaning Two wipe your dirty anal sex dick on her lips

Number too is sure dirty.

ColBigBalls · 08-09-2012, 07:36 PM

Ass to mouths?

CYF · 08-09-2012, 07:58 PM

I'd hit that

One of them is engaged, apparently.

Zuzana Designs · 08-09-2012, 08:01 PM

I saw the commercial for this yesterday. A part of me feels really bad for them but another part of me set direct tv up to tape it so I don't miss an episode.

videobunch · 08-09-2012, 08:04 PM

I wonder if they each have there own Social Security number or how that works. How do they date? Do they each have a name. So many questions, I will not get into sex and how that all would works out.

Young · 08-09-2012, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

pics of them sucking cock online somewhere

And two seconds later they were proven (an obvious photoshop job) to be fake.

Chosen · 08-09-2012, 10:40 PM

I didn't

SilentKnight · 08-09-2012, 11:01 PM

"Your turn with the vagina tonight."

Do they go even/odd days I wonder?

CurrentlySober · 08-09-2012, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornsprite

Number too is sure dirty.
)

i like 'number twos'...

LiveDose · 08-09-2012, 11:57 PM

Not what I was expecting...

brassmonkey · 08-10-2012, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

"Your turn with the vagina tonight."

Do they go even/odd days I wonder?

dont think it would work 1 honey pot

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Not what I was expecting...

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i like 'number twos'...

reverse sanchez? you stick your finger in your ass and have some melted snickers!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

I didn't

its i haven't

DWB · 08-10-2012, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videobunch

I wonder if they each have there own Social Security number or how that works.

I was just thinking the same thing. Are they taxed as two people are one?

What happens if one of them dies or has an aneurism?

Bat_Man · 08-10-2012, 03:11 AM

Quite an interesting topics....I don't know what to say......

Triple-A · 08-10-2012, 03:24 AM

Holy fuck! I'd try and get between them and let Abigail suck my cock and Brittany could rim for Minessota.

seeandsee · 08-10-2012, 04:09 AM

who control the hands?

bronco67 · 08-10-2012, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topsiteking

Is this online yet?

The shows usually go on youtube the next day.

Penny24Seven · 08-10-2012, 08:48 AM

If they get hungry only one has to eat? If one wants to have sex and the other says no is that rape? To many questions

nakeddutch · 08-10-2012, 09:11 AM

A picture says a thousand words....

Ok... OK.. They are not really twins, but one can only hope!

Markul · 08-10-2012, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Not what I was expecting...

Ditto.......

brassmonkey · 08-10-2012, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

A picture says a thousand words....

Ok... OK.. They are not really twins, but one can only hope!

oh man they don't have to be twins that's kool. friends are good.

mayabong · 08-10-2012, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

"ok, whose turn is it to wipe?"

brassmonkey · 08-10-2012, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

"ok, whose turn is it to wipe?"

the one that ate the most. if you ate like a pig you clean it up.

BlueWave · 08-10-2012, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

oh man they don't have to be twins that's kool. friends are good.

Friends??? mmmmm... I could be wrong, but I'm thinking her winggirl is little sis Nicky. That's better than a friend and almost a twin.

Axzar · 08-10-2012, 10:02 PM

Would be a crazy AMA on Reddit.

Spunky · 08-10-2012, 10:39 PM

I wonder if they are still a virgin and like Mandingo cock

Mr Pheer · 08-11-2012, 02:37 AM

I wonder if they have to talk to each other, or if they can just think to each other.

What if they get in a fight with each other?

seeme · 08-11-2012, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I wonder if they have to talk to each other, or if they can just think to each other.

What if they get in a fight with each other?

Headbutt each other

They could make out with each other?

facialfreak · 08-11-2012, 09:44 PM

Some lucky bastard got to take them to prom!!!

garce · 08-11-2012, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

that's disgusting

Yes, its a shame when people aren't born perfect like you... Then again, TLC is an exploitative joke of a TV channel. Why anyone watches that crap is beyond me.

Profits of Doom · 08-11-2012, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

If they get hungry only one has to eat? If one wants to have sex and the other says no is that rape? To many questions

If I recall correctly they have 2 stomachs, 3 kidneys, but only 1 vagina and 1 asshole. I can't even imagine what a clusterfuck that must be, but I would absolutely hit it if given the chance. Imagine if one of them loved anal and the other hated it...

Profits of Doom · 08-11-2012, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I wonder if they have to talk to each other, or if they can just think to each other.

What if they get in a fight with each other?

Something fucking weird is going on there. If you watched the original TLC shows they often talked the exact same words at the same time, so there has to be some type of brain linkage going on...

garce · 08-11-2012, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

A picture says a thousand words....

Ok... OK.. They are not really twins, but one can only hope!

I'm willing to bet that the Siamese twin girls are smarter and more level-headed than either of these attention craving whores.

Paris Hilton is as repulsive to me as an AIDS-riddled homeless crack whore. I cannot even imagine being in a room where Paris opens her entitled in-bred mouth and... and SPEAKS!

Paris has NOTHING to offer anyone. Her PR Team, though - they are on the ball.

Zuzana Designs · 08-11-2012, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

If I recall correctly they have 2 stomachs, 3 kidneys, but only 1 vagina and 1 asshole. I can't even imagine what a clusterfuck that must be, but I would absolutely hit it if given the chance. Imagine if one of them loved anal and the other hated it...

lolz..... Someone needs to do a porn parody of these two/1. So many weird thoughts go through my head.

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