My wife just called me.
She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."
She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."
For fuck's sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her.
The wife said she's not wanting much for Valentine's Day.
She said, "Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will do me."
Kinder Eggs it is then.
She said, "Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will do me."
Kinder Eggs it is then.
My girlfriend just came to bed with a bald pussy for Valentine's Day.
I don't know whether to thank her or the cancer.
I don't know whether to thank her or the cancer.
A lot of flowers turned up for the wife, today.
I was going to get jealous but then I remembered she died on Friday.
I was going to get jealous but then I remembered she died on Friday.
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