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SilentKnight 08-08-2012 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 19111274)
Crying during Old Yeller will pale in comparison.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xinyonghu 08-08-2012 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 19111330)
You're Chinese, right? If your new child is female, drown it, fuck your "wife" again, and hope for better luck next time. If you have a boy, make him do all the work that you don't want to do when he hts four years old.

If you DO NOT want to kill your daughter (a stupid decision if you're Chinese), send her off to sew jeans for Levi-Strauss once she hits twelve. You'll never see her again, and I'll be able to buy affordable - yet fashionable - casual pants. THEN you can fuck your "wife" again and hope for a boy.

unfortunately You are right.there is family planning in our country and many family want only one child..but I won't drown my child even if a female. you know everyone could feed many children if you have enough money to pay the local government in this country.

Axzar 08-08-2012 09:06 PM

Secure the domain of your kids name.

campimp 08-08-2012 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 19111312)
I get the diaper all ready and open facing the right way with at least 2 wipes out of the box and lift at the ankles

women are so much more efficient. my wife can change the nastiest diapers and have my son clean as can be with 2 wipes.... when i am preparing for a poopy diaper i get at least 7 or 8 wipes ready :1orglaugh my wife gives me a hard time, but i feel it necessary to make sure we both come out of the situation smelling our best :)


another tip... try to ignore all the "advice" your family gives you... every baby is different, and every parent is different. do what feels right and you will be ok

good advice here about not buying too much. we went crazy, and at least 95% of the crap we bought was never used.

you can spend $500 on toys, and your baby will probably be just as happy playing with the boxes the toys came in.. my sons favorite toys are hangers... he could care less about the million real toys laying around the house

xinyonghu 08-08-2012 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by campimp (Post 19111532)
women are so much more efficient. my wife can change the nastiest diapers and have my son clean as can be with 2 wipes.... when i am preparing for a poopy diaper i get at least 7 or 8 wipes ready :1orglaugh my wife gives me a hard time, but i feel it necessary to make sure we both come out of the situation smelling our best :)


another tip... try to ignore all the "advice" your family gives you... every baby is different, and every parent is different. do what feels right and you will be ok

good advice here about not buying too much. we went crazy, and at least 95% of the crap we bought was never used.

you can spend $500 on toys, and your baby will probably be just as happy playing with the boxes the toys came in.. my sons favorite toys are hangers... he could care less about the million real toys laying around the house

wow.I guess I want to buy your toys that no used

bhcash 08-09-2012 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam (Post 19110428)
DO NOT PREPARE ANYTHING. that is my best advice.

Anything you prepare isn't going to be the right thing for YOUR baby and isn't going to do you much good even if it is, they are all so vastly different.

If you want to prepare anything, prepare to have your heart broken at least a million times by the time you get old and gray, because that is the one thing that you are going to get no matter what kind of baby you have. lol

Be prepared to love it, feed it, treat it like a human being and not an ornament, never ever ever let it go to sleep one single night without giving it a big hug and let it know you are there no matter what kind of fucked up shit they decided to do to you that day, let them know always that you love them.

Spent TIME with them, that's all they really and truly want outside of food, your time and your heart... give it your time and your heart and the rest will fall right into place as it should.

I have raised 4 kids (2 boys and 2 girls) and this is my very best advice I can give you.

Golden words :)

mavruda 08-09-2012 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19109846)
Hi.everyone. we want to have a baby. and I want to know somethings before having a baby. cut out smoking and drinking? doing physical exercises? Do you have this experience? :1orglaugh

1. Have regular job with constant , regular incomes.
2. The money are important since the mother should stay at home and watch out for the baby.
3. Less sleeping, less sex with the mother, less fun /especially if you get used to night life/
4. Quit smoking is good start. Smell of tobacco and smoke is unpleasant to the baby.It will remember you with that smell anyway. Drinking does not mix with baby sitting. You should be sober all the time, because the mother will need to take a rest - sleep - eat - visiting the bathroom, when there are no other helper. A drunk daddy will be hell of a mess. If baby is sick, you should drive mom and baby to the hospital. That won't happen if daddy is drunk.

5. Spare money as you can aside. Make everything you can to make more money as soon as possible. Get bigger house, with more rooms, water and reach to hospital and kindergarden and/or school near the new place.

6. Find new friends - married guys with children. The single ones will not understand you whatever you do. No more fun, no more sex. You will get grey hair in no time.

7. Try to make the baby sleep in it's own bed/bedroom from start.

8. Wait for the mom to restore her health after birth - at least 2-4 months. Your kid came out of her vagina. Pray the lord the doctors will sew her properly so you can feel her the same way as before birth.

9. The baby is the most important , but don't forget the mother. After work bring present not only to the baby, but to mom as well - flowers, candy - something she like. Babies sleep and wake up in every 2-4 hours. In the mean time a grateful mom can give you a blow job.

10. If you work at home, put your work desk in another room!

P.S. To be a dad is not easy task. It's not just a title just because you made some kids, that's responsibility, presence and you will be always unprepared - never mind how rich or good you are. This is how you get experience.
As far as I know chinese families has strong ties, with respect for the elders and the figure of the father is important and without doubts the major one. You won't be having any problems.

Cheers.
M.

sperbonzo 08-09-2012 06:10 AM

oh yeah.... Take TONS of pictures and video... NOT to show to other people, but to have for yourself. Your child will grow and change so fast, every month it will look and act so differently. Take 100s of pics and Videos, just for yourselves to look at. In a year you will want to look at them as track the amazing changes that happen. When they are a year old you almost won't recognize the pics of them as infants.




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TheLegacy 08-09-2012 06:17 AM

I have two kids now (4 and 5) and my wife is expecting twins now. If you're wanting help or someone to chat with - hit me up. You're doctor should be telling you all this BTW

Zuzana Designs 08-09-2012 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by campimp (Post 19111532)
women are so much more efficient. my wife can change the nastiest diapers and have my son clean as can be with 2 wipes.... when i am preparing for a poopy diaper i get at least 7 or 8 wipes ready :1orglaugh my wife gives me a hard time, but i feel it necessary to make sure we both come out of the situation smelling our best :)


another tip... try to ignore all the "advice" your family gives you... every baby is different, and every parent is different. do what feels right and you will be ok

good advice here about not buying too much. we went crazy, and at least 95% of the crap we bought was never used.

you can spend $500 on toys, and your baby will probably be just as happy playing with the boxes the toys came in.. my sons favorite toys are hangers... he could care less about the million real toys laying around the house

If I need over 2 wipes and it's a bad poo we have some diaper codes we call out.

1. coc blowout = Change of clothes blowout
2. eb blowout = Emergency bath blowout

u-Bob 08-09-2012 07:39 AM

50 babies.

peterk 08-09-2012 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19109846)
Hi.everyone. we want to have a baby. and I want to know somethings before having a baby. cut out smoking and drinking? doing physical exercises? Do you have this experience? :1orglaugh

first thing, make sure it is yours by having a dna test.

BlackCrayon 08-09-2012 07:52 AM

"Find new friends - married guys with children. The single ones will not understand you whatever you do. No more fun, no more sex. You will get grey hair in no time."


sounds like a blast... lol


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