Your darkest desires...

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uhhh...well... i`m not going to burn my fingers on this one either

I know ... I'm taking the 5th on this one.

I will say I've pretty much done everything I've thought about.

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After cutting off the tag on my mattress...I ran around the house with the scissors in my hand.

Call me crazy...

what are we talking here ?

some people thinks its nasty to eat sushi

i have a continual desire to terminate 1 in 6 humans i encounter in my daily life

1 in 20 i would like to hang from a bridge using shark line and hooked thru their eye sockets

baby dont speak no evil

is what she said

Legal, isn't that kind of boring? Maybe taking a walk on a magnetar?

How about selling Sarah Palin to a Mexican brothel for instance? Ok, wouldn't call that a desire, it's more a funny fantasy or a idea for a comic.

I have that same or at least similar desire... sometimes I even get a higher ratio like 4 out of 6 so called humans... to this point there are no conversions yet... (damn... ratios... conversions... I need holyday!)...

I learned to life with it for now but I will really start to worrie when the desire is going towards a more sexual need...

to get laid with my older sister, shhhhh

Dark? no... not really... desire?? Yes...

I crave for some beers and shots right now...as a result the dark stuff always come along the way...

Pual markham sleeps with his dog

Yeah sure - let me share mine:

1. To receive a happy ending massage in Bangkok from a healthy female over 21 years old masseur ?
2. To get a blow job from a grateful mom, while dressed as Santa behind the stage - while her husband is waiting with the kids for her to get back, and when they ask : Hon, whats with the white drops on your face and mouth?
- Ah nothing, just Santa spilled his milk all over my face - what a clumsy old man! He was shaking like electrician who grabbed wrong cable!

3. In swimming pool to have sex with woman, while people around are walking without suspecting - but the point is to have the girl screaming of pleasure loudly. Yeah - that's the tricky part. Not the pleasure, but the people not to suspect .

4. To get a cute dog, cat and start walking with it in park. The point is the dog/cat should be greased with aphrodisiac and when girls come and pet it, they should be just ready for lo-o-o-ve! The tricky part here should be to avoid dudes who love animals.

5. To invite my sister in law, and to offer her coffee. The point here is to put some sleeping pills in it. Then my desire is to pull out her sexy panties.... mmmmmmm.
Then I will pull the welt of them panties... and will make a sling so I can shoot at the pigeons... I hate them birds! /I think it's too dark, not sure if shooting at birds is legal everywhere/

Okay these are mine.

fuck a good looking asian tranny

I would love to strip a women.

nude midnight skydiving with a bass guitar while getting an elmo jesus tattooed on my sole mid-air

There is this book called The Fermata by Nicholson Baker that is about a guy who suddenly gets the power to stop time. Instead of doing as most of us would and using this power to make loads of money, he uses it to live out his every sexual desire.

One of these desires features a woman that lives next door to him. She has a riding lawnmower and is out there ever week mowing the lawn in a bikini. So he stops time, pulls her off the mower, slides a big dildo inside her then sits her back down on the mower. He gets just out of sight and starts time again. The woman doesn't know what happened. One second she is mowing, the next she has a massive dildo stretching her pussy out.

I want to do that exact same thing to this douchbag guy who rides his lawnmower up and down the street all the time. He thinks because it is a quiet street he can use it as a car, but he drives in the middle of the street and if you get behind him, he won't pull over and let you pass, you just have to wait him out. It is annoying as hell. I would love to see that bastard driving down the road then in the blink of a eye he suddenly has a fat dildo balls deep in his ass.

To have 30 minutes alone in the poptart factory.. all that warm sweet cherry filling waiting to be put in the slit of a pastry. Mmm. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.