100 thread backfires...

I'd forgotten half of those classics! :D

I'll buy www.markhambaiting.com and put them all on there.

:)

If you didn't steal my content, why did the admins remove it from your avatar?

But my content is just the tip of the iceberg, you've stolen from loads of people, as your thread demonstrated.

You've posted here telling people to commit fraud.

You've scammed.

And you posted on usenet asking for men to fuck up the arse.

:D

This thread makes me ashamed of being British

I'd be ashamed if I lived in Middlesborough too.

Indeed :disgust

I though BLACK ADDER kicked monty pythons ass, but you are kicking even harder

From Viv.

We know he hasn't got the balls. So I gave Viv his address.

Hehe Mike!

Miss you bud, see you in Amsterdam I hope!

Maybe I should do one with www.damianjenningsabuses.com and put up all your lies and abuses. Viv might be in touch with you soon. You do know you screwed with the wrong guy this time.

No you didn't. You gave Viv an address you paid for on a stalker site that I've told you isn't even close to where I live.

Fuck, you can't even STALK well.

If it will stop you posting lies here for even just 5 minutes, I'll even buy you the domain Paul.

Best be quick though, I'm heading off to the festival later.

I wanted to see if you were lying again. All I found was the guy who lives with a Jennifer in Middlesex.

Once you knew I had that address and asked Ben Dover to tell me if that address comes up in the list of people he's going after, you've been going mental. So I seem to have touched a raw nerve. going after Viv, who says he's never met you, and his daughter is just more of the same stuff. AVN dinner was it, what year and where, I'll ask Viv if he was there?



Well if you didn't just rewrite them, who taught you to sell? Because you should ask for your money back. :1orglaugh

I pointed out why your approach was wrong, if you still think firing questions at a prospective customer and the aim is to tell him he has a problem. you're never going to learn.

The main thing when selling is to shut the fuck up and listen. You're getting his thoughts, desires and needs, to help him. When I call someone up, it's to make an appointment to meet. Not to try and sell. Phone selling is an entirely different skill and all that I needed was an appointment.

Here's another thing you missed. Are you talking to the M.A.N. Because all your talk is wasted if you're not talking to the man with the Money, Authority and Need. and you don't ask him directly if he can afford it.

You're now on my old turf, I won't teach you how to send emails. don't try to teach anyone to sell. You're misleading them.

Well I will tell him that and he'll find you. He asked for you to contact him so you can meet him and say it to his face. Do you have the balls?

When will you give us a list of the lies?

Again, why would anyone lie about where they live?

No, I've been laughing at you for PAYING MONEY to a site to try and stalk me.

I'm not 'going after' Thomas. You posted saying you were trying to get me work with him, I said I think he is a cunt and I wouldn't work for him.

Can't remember the year, Jeremy the MD of Playboy introduced us. I stayed about 10 minutes and that was enough.

Centaur Communications, and they used the John Cleese training course.


Any good salesperson knows that asking open questions is how you start any sales process.

No wonder you were sacked as a door to door salesman.

No, the main thing is to ask open questions to get him to talk. When you used to cold call selling door to door, did you find people just stood there and told you lots of things without you asking questions? They probably did. They probably told you to fuck off.

Oh gosh. I thought it was so basic to speak to the decision maker I didn't point it out. Sorry I didn't think you'd need those kind of very basic lessons.

Oh I'd love you too. See if you get it as wrong as everything else in your life.

Your poll here seems to suggest otherwise.

Paul, word to the wise, just stop posting. Go and walk the garden or do your dog or something. You tried to make a thread to make me look like a failure, again. However, all that has happened is a massive backfire. Just let it slide off the front page and people will forget about your cock up.

No he won't.

Paul, the key to lying is to be consistent. Before you said he wanted me to ring him to call him a cunt over the phone, now you are saying he is going to fly over from portugal for me to call him a cunt to his face?

See the error?

Keep CONSISTENT with your lies.

I keep telling you, every post you make has a lie in it. It'd be quicker to post a list of threads where you haven't lied.

Let's see here....DamianJ once gave me a good piece of email marketing advice....Paul Markham once said something relevant back in 2002.....so yup, DamianJ wins this round. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Are you that Stupid or just act the fool on the internet??

again tell me what content YOU SHOT that I stole?

have you even ever shot any content?

you have used my content lots of times in the past to post and re-edit. you do this often. not just with mine but others. does not bother me.

you still have not posted evidence of where you claim i danced on the graves of children. in fact can you post proof i danced on a grave of anyone?

you tell lies.

you bully paul.

your just a vile bully.

oh by the way did you ever give the laptop to the webmaster that you stated you would? i bet not.

how many accounts have you pulled so you can keep the re-billes? we know a few you have done that to.

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look folks the reason this vile man keeps posting abuse is to divert the fact that he does vile things. do not promote sites related to him as once you get re-bills he pulls your account.

he backs down on deals.

he owes me £1000 but backed down on the deal.

so what if paul posts silly things. he does NO?T cone people. damian does. paul does not.

also unlike damian i would trust paul to be around children.

have a nice day.

i will be back later.

if damian can post evidence of me dancing on any grave i will pay £3000 to any charaty you wish, and give you or close all my sites and lerave gfy.com for ever.

in fact i will leave the uk.

just post the profe, or admit you lied.

if not damian should leave gfy.com.

I'm sure he will. :1orglaugh

ps

i am happy to take anyone to the spot i shot the vid and you can see if there are any graves.

it would be rather odd considering its a car park.

but i am sure damian can post evidence i danced on graves.

otherwise it would be clear he lies.

now if you wish to belive him thats up to you. but unless he can back up his claims, do you realy think you should belive a word he says.

i still wish to see the content he claims he shot.

hey, you could shack up with Paul! You could be his english bride. You already have the dress :thumbsup

i see a ban in your future

i could indeed.

in fact i am ha\ppy to take my life on webcam.

all damian needs to do is post ANY proofe that i danced on any form of grave.

as i say i can take people to the spot i shot the film.

unless they put graves in a car park, i clearly cannot see how i did dance on a grave.

anyway, damian says he does not tell lies so i am sure he can provide evidence.

anyway i am off out for a bike ride.

it makes me chuckle that damian posts so many liews then says paul tells lies.

in fact i am sure paul will also agree to close all his sites and leave gfy.com if damian can post evedence of me dancing on a grave.

I know you are stupid Adam, but let me break it down for you.

I shot a picture.

It is my avatar.

You stole it and used it as your avatar.

The admins then deleted it.

You steal content. You defraud programmes and post telling others to do the same. You scam.

And you're totally mental.

its damian who has clearly stated I DANCED ON CHILDRENS graves.

he needs to post proof i did that.

i have not acused him of anything.

but he has clearly stated a fact that i danced on childrens graves. i presume he should be baned unless he can provide evidence.

hang on, you use my content all the time, as well as other peoples.

so its ok for you to, but if i cheekly use the same tiny avitor pic as you, you get upset. so your saying its ok for you to use other peoples content, but not me to use a tiny avitor pic? and is that stealing?

anyway, lets see you post evidence about me dancing on childrens graves, as you clearly stated i did. or will you be dodging this by posting other things hoping it will go away?

lets see you back up your claim.

is this about when you danced around in the wedding dress, is it meant to be were children were murdered.
im not saying you did im just trying to understand what he means

Thought you were going out for a bike ride?

More lies?

it odd that you have not posted the evidence damian of your claim i danced on childrens graves. post evidence i danced on any form of grave if you can.

i would hate to think people reading this may be thinking, damian just makes up things but cannot back it up. could it be he tells huge lies. gosh. is damian a big fat lier.

then they may ask why does damian spend each day harrasing people who simply wish to ignore him. people like myself who have been *scamed by him.


*scamed - he pulled mine and other peoples acounts when we were sending his sites (or sites he rewpresented) re-bills.

One may also note that he goes after site after to on gfy.com to make them look bad. one wonders what his agenda is.

as for his marketing, all his blog apears to be is simply copies from ideas from other marketing sites/blogs/books.

yes i danced around for silly fun in a wedding dress.

i am not sure why you say it was meant to be near where children were murdered. it was ilkly moor. no one has ever been murdered there. i am not sure why you sugest that as i have never stated it was near murdered chgildren.

it was in a car park. thats it.

in fact i belive you see a railway bridge and a farm in the same vid.

so again i ask damian to post proof rather than diverting the thread.

if he cannot post profe he should be desent and just admit he lied. its no big deal. just admit you lied and we can move on.

You post proof that you didn't scam, didn't commit fraud or instruct other people to commit fraud, that you didn't post on usenet asking for men to let you fuck them up the arse and you didn't steal Lady Sonia's content and I will post proof of you dancing on graves.

Deal?

And you ASKED me to terminate your account, and we both know you had no rebills and sent 1 sale a year, which was probably more luck than judgement, you dribbling spastic.

not realy

i am getting ready as i type.

but i see you have again not posted the evidence but tried to change the subject.

clearly you wish me to go out so you can keep posting lies without being challanged.

i think most people reading this can clearly work out that your just a slimly person who tries to riggle out of his lies.

you remind me of a chap i used to go to school with. he was like you. he kissed up to people and pretended he was there friend and he would bully others. a real low life.

think is i do not care too much what you do or say as your vile.; your just a fat ugly camp bloke who spends all day being a nasty bully. i will never lower myself to become like you. and you will hate me for it.

I have no idea. I just entered Damian Jennings into this site www.192.com and got the info off there.

Still why would someone lie about meeting people they haven't or not going to meet?

I can afford it to show people who you are.

So it was an AVN dinner, where? Or don't you remember that either?

So which daughter did you meet, when and where? If you haven't forgot.

Then you should of paid more attention, to the "Who Sold You This" videos. It illustrates the point of questioning customers decisions.

Starts yes, then shuts up and listens, to only prompt the customer for more info.

More lies, they trip off your keyboard so fast.

No, the level I sold at the MD never came to the reception because I had popped in. I got his name or the name of the person in charge of the offices and made telephone contact to get an appointment.

Well it's the basics that you need to teach as well. Is the man you're talking to saying he's the M.A.N. and not, or has he got a partner? Yes did they cover that part about finding out about the "partner" so that objection wasn't raised? I was.

I made a living shooting naked girls, sometimes working 1-2 days a week for 5 hours. Often with my charm got to sleep with a few, ended up marrying one. Retired and still making money. Or do we keep the servers open and costing money6 to make it look like we have money? What else did I get wrong?

Which would count if I had to give a shit about winning a poll on GFY. Except the troll poll. That I do want to win again.

Damian, word to the wise. I've walked the dog, took him to the village to do some shopping. Everyone knows us here. Great when kids who know him from my daughter come running up and say hello to him, ignoring me. Better still when the Mums come over to talk to him and me.

I haven't finished with you by a long way.

ha ha ha

shall i post the thread for others? i will do that later no probs. its where you say i asked yopu a question and so you got upset and posted that you would close my account and you then made a big deal about it to look big and clever. i will do that later when i get back. it will make you look even more foolish.

and yes i did have re-bills so thats another acount.

and you know i sent you a lot of sales as you beged me to post on your blog. you even said you would pay me 100% but i said i was happy with 50%. i have kept the emails so happy to post them too if you wish.

just post profe that i danced on any grave. why not make me look foolish as all you need do is post profe.

by the way remeber when you make deals you back down. you made a deal to pay me £1000 but backed down. i do not trust you. nor do many people these days who you have also let down.

did you not agree to give a webmaster a laptop? and did you? i belive not.

So let's see if I have this.

I ask Viv if he knows you, after you obviously lied about meeting him in the future.

He says he never heard of you. But as you're into email marketing he would like to chat with you and passes you onto his media man Nick. Who wants to meet you and even found you on Google.

You then screw up the chance of more business, probably because it came from me, with a lot of lies. "I met him sometime, somewhere for 10 minutes and his daughter." Isn't very believable.

You then come here and B&B, libel a person you have never met, after lying you had, and his daughter. Now you have one very pissed of South African gunning for you. and it's cost you money.

And I have you wasting time, obviously when Jen is home or does she fuck off to get away from you? While me, I'm retired and have hours and hours to have fun taking the piss out of you. Now tell me when you're retired, blah, blah. The amount of time you waste here, you'll never get there.

Have fun at the festival with Ms wilson.

Where did you learn How Not To Build a Successful Business? :1orglaugh

This thread makes me proud to be British.

Hi kettle, you're a hypocrite.

You took a picture I shot of Eva, you Photoshopped it onto a picture of an action man doll and then said she looked like a man. The picture you took was of Eva while she was recovering from her accident and they operated on her head and shaved it. Eva was just growing it back.

You continually dish out abuse and lies to people you have never met, never done you any harm or had a bad word to say about you. Even in this thread you have carried on that route.

Want more proof?

You're not taking the piss out of anyone Paul, save for yourself maybe.

No you post proof he did. You're the one making the accusations.

This thread has given me much amusment today :)

I have visions of markham and dvtimes sitting behind their screens angered and enraged while damian cooly sits back with a smirk on his face.

I'm mad at myself for reading the most recent 80 posts. I'm going to get loaded on my flight to Montreal so I can forget.

Brad

Was 2005 in the Electoral Roll column not a clue that it might be outdated info?

he he he

yes

but for some reason its ok if he does it.

as you say he does it over and over and over.

thats right.

i am making no acusations except to say he has lied.

and he posted no proof.

has he stoped posting now he has been found out.

he he.

No, YOU post proof. Liar.

Steam coming out of their ears like a warner bros cartoon.

:)

i can tell you i am not.

i am off out now.

i do not bother going much on line these days to be ghonest. it does not interest me and i have too much to do.

i am typing this on a smart phone.

have fun.