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|  08-04-2012, 12:03 AM | #1 | 
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				Just seriously mangled a 19 year old's face
			 So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times. As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them. Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me. 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:13 AM | #2 | 
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				 | Hey, if you felt threatened... 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:20 AM | #3 | 
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				 | Sorry to hear. They were running away.. why chase after them? Not trying to make you feel worse. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:22 AM | #4 | 
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				 | Enjoy your upcoming criminal conviction... I guess. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:23 AM | #5 | 
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				 | Guess adrenalin i really don't know to be honest with you. Things just happened so quick. 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:24 AM | #6 | 
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				 | I seriously doubt that.... 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:38 AM | #7 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 12:49 AM | #8 | |
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				 | So let me see if I understand this correctly... Someone knocked on your door, you opened up the door and beat the shit out of a kid for no reason?  Who's the one who's been drinking tonight? Quote: 
 Or both? Just saying. 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:01 AM | #9 | 
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				 | Let me come to your house early in the am and ring your doorbell a bunch of times. Let's see how you react. I bet you'll chase me away guaranteed. But what if I stand my ground? We going to fight? | 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:01 AM | #10 | |
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  When I was reading I was thinking, honestly, what an insane monster this guy is? I am happy that you felt bad after: you did a terrible thing man. As Rochard said too: you beat the living shit out of a kid most likely way under your league basically for nothing. You caused permanent injuries and the kid got into the hospital and will face [or his parents will face] a pretty scary bill in the end [or is it covered by US health care? I've seen 'Sicko' and based on that I say most likely no] Man, you should really need to do some sports to release the steam or do yoga or whatever, but at least you should go to the hospital and check out how is he .  Anyway, man, this is Scary to say at least. 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:05 AM | #11 | 
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				 | Sounds like justice to me | 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:09 AM | #12 | |
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 you're such a moron, are u on steroids ? why did u act like a flintstone age man ? | |
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|  08-04-2012, 01:12 AM | #13 | |
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 man you should have done a police report.  they could tell the police you jumped them you said there were like 5 dudes they can turn on your ass. 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:16 AM | #14 | 
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				 | While I understand your reaction, I think I would delete this thread. I don't know the laws in your state, but here you would have admitted guilt as you grabbed them as they were leaving; and they never entered the home. Again, I would have done the same thing, I just would not have posted it that way. I would have posted an alibi. ;) | 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:17 AM | #15 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 01:27 AM | #16 | |
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|  08-04-2012, 01:27 AM | #17 | |
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|  08-04-2012, 01:55 AM | #18 | |
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  I am starting to think that overreacting is a good old american tradition. Here in Hungary its common 'crime' by kids to ring the bell and run away..  
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|  08-04-2012, 03:29 AM | #19 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 03:57 AM | #20 | 
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				 | That will teach him to ring anyone else's doorbell.  I bet he knocks next time.    | 
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|  08-04-2012, 04:13 AM | #21 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 04:21 AM | #22 | 
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				 | You way over reacted. Ok you got pissed off and you could of just scared thé kid. But broken.noes and jaw... Come on it's just à kid. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 05:11 AM | #23 | 
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				 | should have let them run away, prank gone wrong, think we all made pranks when we were teenagers, bad timing, possible over reaction. Still, no one in the neighbourhood will fuck with your house anymore! | 
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|  08-04-2012, 05:14 AM | #24 | 
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				 | he rang your doorbell, you assaulted him, and then posted on a public forum - great stuff | 
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|  08-04-2012, 05:26 AM | #25 | 
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				 | As a fellow Pasco County Florida resident I find all of the above described behavior normal. . | 
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|  08-04-2012, 05:29 AM | #26 | 
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				 | How do you know all the details of his injuries? Just curious. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 05:48 AM | #27 | 
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				 | So you beat the living shit out of a kid playing 'knock a door run'.   Do you own a gun? | 
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|  08-04-2012, 05:55 AM | #28 | |
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 You truly are bat shit crazy  
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|  08-04-2012, 06:26 AM | #30 | 
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				 | Over react much? You said the kids were hightailing it out of there...and still you beat the shit outta one of them.  And then felt the need to brag about the beating on an open, public forum.  Yeah, drunk kids will act like fools at the best of times and do stupid things they shouldn't. It's all part of growing up and many of us have been there/done that. But to smash the guy's face in, give him a concussion, etc, etc...for a bad judgement call?! I'd say get ready for a lawsuit. And/or criminal charges. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 06:31 AM | #31 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 06:34 AM | #32 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 06:36 AM | #33 | 
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				 | Please post images of your fists with your face present in the frame. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 06:37 AM | #34 | 
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				 | Why didn't you just open the door and ask them what they wanted? Unleash the shitstorm after you were clear of their intentions. And if I know gfy, someone here has probably already looked up the email of the cops in your county and forwarded them this thread. 
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|  08-04-2012, 06:39 AM | #35 | 
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				 | We don't know every detail. I find it hard to believe he just came out swinging. | 
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|  08-04-2012, 06:41 AM | #36 | |
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|  08-04-2012, 07:17 AM | #37 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 07:22 AM | #38 | 
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				 | Cool. You just admitted to a felony assault. We all look forward to reading the criminal complaint and civil suit against you. 
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|  08-04-2012, 07:51 AM | #39 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 07:57 AM | #40 | |
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|  08-04-2012, 08:00 AM | #41 | 
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|  08-04-2012, 08:13 AM | #43 | 
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				 | I think you are making this up. How would you know the extent of his injuries. BS | 
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|  08-04-2012, 08:18 AM | #46 | 
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				 | Well at least you didn't shoot them 
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|  08-04-2012, 08:21 AM | #47 | |
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 assuming this is true, which i doubt.. dude you way over reacted, and i think you are either full of shit, or a complete idiot... either way, nice story | |
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|  08-04-2012, 08:46 AM | #50 | 
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				 | Maybe invest on this new technology I've read about... it's called a peephole, and I hear people put them on their doors so they can see who is ringing without opening the door. Some people even have cameras. Amazing, I know. | 
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