Seek immediate medical attention
 

Thunderstorms have poisoned you. Seek immediate medical attention! Tell the doctor you have been poisoned by Dihydrogen-Monoxide! You have few hours to live without treatment!
Any friends and family need to immediately seek medical attention at the nearest emergency room!

There is no oxygen in water, if that happened to be true it would be in the sky.

What indeed. You are clearly a numbskull, so please stop talking.

has to be true

There is no sound in space.

English your second language?

Asks the genius author of: "Sound is vibrations that needs air to travel." (Multiple levels of retardation.)

(And: "English your second language?")

Does that mean fish don't really breathe?

Frightening. That white obama picture actually looks like Jimmy Carter.

I thought Zeus created them?

I just got attacked by an alien while trying to reply to this thread. I'm serious as a fuck!

Something giant flew in my room, I took a pillow to fight back but it was stronger than me and I backed up into my the other room. I came back with few weapons (mostly anti-bug sprays) and fought back, but it was gone.
I'm still afraid it is somewhere around, waiting for the right moment to attack me again :(

PLEASE HELP

Then why is the sky blue?

Because the sky is really another ocean and we're all fish :2 cents: