Why you should never go to the gym with your Mom

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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    Why you should never go to the gym with your Mom

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1102515
  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    I'd put money on the mother being a jealous fat hippo.
    ↑ see post ↑
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    • TheSenator
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2003
      • 13340

      #3
      Holy fuck she is hot and also a gymnast.

      I would hate my mom forever!
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      • JamesChoopa
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2010
        • 617

        #4
        Cock blocking bitch! lol
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        • The Heron
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 4496

          #5
          that's just an oddball story

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          • J. Falcon
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            • May 2006
            • 31645

            #6
            Stupid mom.
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            • ShoeBox
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2012
              • 2056

              #7
              Damn Damn Damn!

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              • GregE
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 2704

                #8
                Originally posted by TheSenator
                Holy fuck she is hot and also a gymnast.

                I would hate my mom forever!
                No shit.

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                • johnnyloadproductions
                  Account Shutdown
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 3611

                  #9
                  Lucky boy!

                  If I had a 15-16 yo kid and a hot babe did that to him I'd let it slide.
                  The defense would just have to say: "Did you ever masturbate to the experience you had?" An undoubted "yes" would follow and I would reply: "I rest my case."

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                  • mikesouth
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 6334

                    #10
                    Where were all these fucking sluts when i was 15...just damn.
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                    • Viewfinder
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 407

                      #11
                      Mother of God, that's hot.

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                      • xenigo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 8067

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Viewfinder
                        Mother of God, that's hot.
                        Seriously...

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                        • Mr Pheer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 22083

                          #13
                          That kid is going to hate his mom for the rest of his life.

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                          • Major (Tom)
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32492

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mikesouth
                            Where were all these fucking sluts when i was 15...just damn.
                            shit definitly has changed. I blame mtv & reality shows.
                            ds

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986

                              #15
                              She wanted young Mandingo cock

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                              • qwe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 2109

                                #16
                                damn ......

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                                • Colmike9
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                                  • Dec 2011
                                  • 7230

                                  #17
                                  Lucky bastard.

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                                  • Jman
                                    Already an AI veteran
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 22838

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Colmike7
                                    Lucky bastard.

                                    Anyone who thinks otherwise is either just jealous or can go fuck themselves..
                                    True that... That kid as a lifetime souvenir
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                                    • pornmasta
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 20019

                                      #19
                                      Since they updated her picture

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                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 15841

                                        #20
                                        Mom, I love you but you need to back the fuck off. I'll take care of this.
                                        I like pie.

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                                        • blackmonsters
                                          Making PHP work
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 20984

                                          #21
                                          Lucky kid that his mom was there.
                                          Slut could have gotten pregnant than claimed rape to avoid getting charged herself.
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                                          • BIGTYMER
                                            Junior Achiever
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 17066

                                            #22
                                            Cock blocking bitch!!

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                                            • KillerK
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 3406

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                              Lucky kid that his mom was there.
                                              Slut could have gotten pregnant than claimed rape to avoid getting charged herself.
                                              I doubt it...

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                                              • suesheboy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 5211

                                                #24
                                                I think I should be her community service
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                                                • blackmonsters
                                                  Making PHP work
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 20984

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KillerK
                                                  I doubt it...
                                                  You doubt it because nothing like that ever happened before, right?



                                                  You just proved how easy it would be for her to do that and be believed.
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                                                  • BIGTYMER
                                                    Junior Achiever
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 17066

                                                    #26
                                                    If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.

                                                    Double standard

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                                                    • Colmike9
                                                      (>^_^)b
                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                      • 7230

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                      If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.

                                                      Double standard
                                                      Pretty much. Turning down a hot 15 year old a couple of years ago was one of the hardest things I've had to do..
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                                                      • campimp
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 1340

                                                        #28
                                                        i admit that if i was 15 and that girl lured me into a tanning bed i would have been in heaven...

                                                        but that does not change the fact what she did was wrong.... how quickly our view would have changed if it was a male adult luring in a 15 year old girl. we cant have it both ways... its either right or wrong, no difference

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                                                        • martinsc
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 27047

                                                          #29
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                                                          • MasterBlow
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 2059

                                                            #30
                                                            Suspicious?

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                                                            • John-ACWM
                                                              Work Work Work
                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                              • 20060

                                                              #31
                                                              People will forget

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                                                              • johnnyloadproductions
                                                                Account Shutdown
                                                                • Oct 2008
                                                                • 3611

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                Pretty much. Turning down a hot 15 year old a couple of years ago was one of the hardest things I've had to do..
                                                                That's too bad, would have made great prison small talk!

                                                                When I was 20 I went on a double date with a guy I knew who's girlfriend had a cousin that liked me, she was 15. After chatting over ice cream for a bit she discovered she didn't like because I wasn't able to small talk 15 yo girl stuff and they have no experience so they can't talk about anything else.

                                                                I've never had sexual relations with anyone under 18, the only time was when I was 10 and made out with my 9 yo neighbor.
                                                                I would lose my virginity late and would mostly stay with girls 10-15 years older than me. Mostly because their experience made them easier to talk to then a finicky teenage girl.

                                                                My actor Johnny load mentioned sleeping with a 16 yo when he was 23-24, my only regret to ask is if he blew a load all over her face.


                                                                Yes, double standard. It's ok for these older women to prey on the young boys but not the other way around. For men though they have a much longer shelf life than women.


                                                                A girl doesn't suddenly become attractive when she turns 18 but talking about anything younger than 18 (namely jailbait) is something you have to be very careful about. The stories I've heard that have been had but almost as many where it backfired and it sets a persons life back several years.

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                                                                • skywalkeer
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                                  • 227

                                                                  #33
                                                                  busted lol :D



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                                                                  • blackmonsters
                                                                    Making PHP work
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 20984

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                                    If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.

                                                                    Double standard
                                                                    Well not exactly.
                                                                    Other guys in the gym would have beaten him to death before the cops arrived and
                                                                    it would never have made national news.

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