you've been trying to fuck hard while she's reading the newspaper :D

:Oh crap

Damn that looks painful

The awkward good bye such as ?Well,this was really great sex.? ?I?ll see you around??

I had a chick barf on me when gagging on my cock..

pussy farts

:1orglaugh a cousin of mine had that that kind of fracture, I still remember him that and laugh.

When the chick I am fucking has an annoying boyfriend/husband texting/calling and her fucking phone keeps going off!
{Turn your phone off when we're fucking, bitch!}

...when the cops bust in and make everyone leave the rest stop bathroom...

when the bloodflow returns to my left hand and I realize i'm just jerking myself off again....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

She tries to talk dirty and she just sounds ridiculous!

haha true! it's like pumping air right inside her pussy.

pussy farts are not a problem, on the contrary. Makes me wanna pound it even harder!