Ever have a real embarrassing date?

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  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684
    #1

    Ever have a real embarrassing date?

    I was with some friends at dinner tonight and we were talking about embarrassing dating things.

    One of the women there told us about a date she had in high school. She had wanted to go out with this guy for a long time. He finally asked her out and they were set to go to this carnival that weekend. The day of the date came and she was very sick, but she was not about to cancel and miss the date she had been waiting for. About and hour into the date they got some carnival food to eat then went on a ride. As she climbed out of the ride he offered her a hand to help her down and she puked all over him. She said it wasn't just a little puke, she exploded all over his shirt and the top of his pants. She freaked out. He was trying hard to be cool about it, but was clearly freaked as well. They cleaned up as much as they could and he took her home. That was her first and last date with him.

    Anyone have any funny/crazy date stories?
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    • Sunny Day
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2010
      • 1406
      #2
      Bad dates

      I went on a second date, to a murder mystery dinner where people in the audience get small parts to speak. Before the show, we were outside while she smoked. Talking politics to others, she said, "the Dixie Chicks are just entertainers. The have no right to criticize the president." (Excuse me, every citizen has the right to criticize the president).

      Then she got a small part in the play. One line. When it was time for her to say her line, she was again outside smoking and talking on the phone to her adult son, who lives with her. Guess she couldn't keep the conversation until she got home.
      Most embarrassing thing, the dinner was at a winery where I worked as a cellar rat (works free for wine & knowledge) and had been to multiple mystery dinners so I knew the guy who did the mysteries.

      Then on the way home, she let a quiet but really smelly fart. Didn't even roll down the car window.

      LAST DATE WITH HER

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94743
          #3
          Originally posted by Sunny Day

          Then on the way home, she let a quiet but really smelly fart. Didn't even roll down the car window.

          LAST DATE WITH HER
          ... Happened to me last weekend.

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            • nakeddutch
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              • Oct 2009
              • 11552
              #4


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                • geedub
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 3489
                  #5
                  Found a small piece of poop on my bathroom floor once the morning after, true story.
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                    • digitalfantasies
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2759
                      #6
                      Originally posted by geedub
                      Found a small piece of poop on my bathroom floor once the morning after, true story.
                      we all know who likes that story

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          I asked a twenty something year old woman what color panties she was wearing and she told me "Bugs Bunny". Turns out she wasn't kidding. It was a gag gift someone had given her a month prior, and when she dressed that morning she just grabbed a pair of panties without giving it much thought.

                          I ended up marrying her too.
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                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986
                              #8
                              I had a girl puke on my belly while giving me head...

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                                • MattPIVO
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                                  • Feb 2012
                                  • 240
                                  #9
                                  Bump, this thread is hilarious


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                                    • Paul Markham
                                      Too old to care
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942
                                      #10
                                      Never, but I know a few girls who have. LOL



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                                        • - Jesus Christ -
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 7197
                                          #11
                                          Girl I lost my virginity too vomited all over my bedroom during a party. Good times.

                                          Amen

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38957
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by digitalfantasies
                                              we all know who likes that story
                                              i was actually his date....


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