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ruff	07-19-2012 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 19068228)

Iv never understood why men want to put thier dicks in a stinky old ass hole that blows out methane gasses amongst other toxic things

It's all about choice. Women have 3 holes available for your cock. It would be a shame to not take advantage of their hospitality. If you don't take the ass, she will give it to someone else. (by the way, the human mouth is much nastier than the asshole.)

CaptainHowdy

12-31-2012 10:58 AM

Happy New Year Everyone :smilie_we ...

BIGTYMER

12-31-2012 11:03 AM

Women do not fart, piss or shit.

Quit trying to ruin my view of them. :(

BigChad

12-31-2012 11:25 AM

Wife Material

HushMoney

12-31-2012 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19067910)

I love it when they fart then say "it's talking to you daddy"

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Winner! :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy

12-31-2012 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChad (Post 19398397)

Wife Material

:1orglaugh :pimp ...

Max Potential

12-31-2012 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19398358)

Women do not fart, piss or shit.

Quit trying to ruin my view of them. :(

Agreed, though I think my wife does sneak a piss in here and there, but she certainly does NOT ever fart or shit, God forbid! :Oh crap

JFK	12-31-2012 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19066934)

Women don't fart they fluff

Have the Vapours ? :1orglaugh

JFK	12-31-2012 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19067906)

Almost a tie, I feel much better now.

:fart :fart :fart :drinkup Happy New Year :thumbsup

charlie g

12-31-2012 01:03 PM

I read the thread title and knew the author:upsidedow

I voted yes. A girl that will cut one on the first date, smoke or curse will fuck like a rabbit on the first date. If I am not smelling marlboros and I am praying to smell ass:1orglaugh

charlie g

12-31-2012 01:09 PM

PornMD

12-31-2012 01:16 PM

Why not check YesSignals?

http://www.yessignals.com/images/frontlogo.jpg

CaptainHowdy

12-31-2012 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 19398546)

Why not check YesSignals?

http://www.yessignals.com/images/frontlogo.jpg

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=85566&dateline=1285277261

LeRoy

12-31-2012 03:05 PM

I've been married 14 years now....

Still havent seen my wife take a crap nor hear one fucking fart! Not even once!

She's a fuckin ninja when it comes to this.

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