*Ass Hattery* Tribute Thread for the lost art form

[SwirlsGirl]

Who knew ass hattery would make such an explosive come back in the world today.

It is comforting to see and participate in the wanton ass hattery that is rampant and pervasive not only in the gfy community but the world at large.

Here is a list of some great examples of the complex science of ass hattery.

1. Parasitic ass hattery - When ass hattery techniques can be used to help you live off of and suck the life out of an unknowing host. When you have no productinve skills yourself, you can employ parasitic ass hattery techniques and be successful.

2. Trolling ass hattery - These indignant chicken fuckers are so low and vile, they actually share room on the bottom of the ocean with fish shit. You can usually tell a gfy troll because when they are amongst them selves they are often times over heard bragging about whos mamma has a bigger cock

3. Forgery Ass Hats - Well these particular types of ass hats feel that when they don't have the qualifications for a position that is okay to just forge documents and pass them off as authentic.

4. Chem trail ass hats - Not sure if any of the sub discliplines of ass hattery are any worse than ass hats who engage in this. An ass hat that will poison its own air, water, is simply an ass hat that needs neutralization with extreme predjudice...

5. middle men ass hats - these ass hats have deluded them selves into thinking they are *talented* when they in fact are functioning idiots. They buck pass, and tap dance between real players and innovators and leech off the success and creativity of real talented entities....middle men come on off your high horse, you have no talent and everyone knows it for you would not be a middle man if you did.

6. Thieving Ass Hats - These Ass Hats are devoid of any understanding of squareness and fairness... they feel that what is the point of me working for myself when I can just steal work from someone else and make money with their work.

7. Abusive power tripping Ass hats- These ass hats are the ones who got bullied all their lives and when the opportunity comes for them to have authority or petty power over you and I they spare no opportunity in showing you how dickless and spineless they actually are

As you can see ass hattery is being taken to new levels every single day, and perhaps with this thread we can help show case the wonderful and delightful practice of ass hattery.

Exactly what the world needs is more and more ass hats and people who love and die for the precious right to be ass hats.

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[CDSmith]

[TampaToker]

Let me give you some friendly advice don't shit were you eat