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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
    • 77396

    #1

    Man Shoots Himself In Penis




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    Tavares Donnell Colbert (pictured) of Oklahoma City, Okla. accidentally shot himself in the penis with the same gun he planned on selling at a convenience store, NewsOK reports.

    Police were called to the local hospital on Saturday morning where they found Colbert bleeding from his self-inflicted gunshot wound.

    The unfortunate fella told cops that he bought the gun in Kansas and planned on selling it in a convenience store parking in the city. Before arriving at his destination, Colbert pulled over into a parking lot to check if the gun was working properly.
    It was. As Colbert, 36, pulled it out of the case, he accidentally squeezed the trigger and pop himself dead smack in the Johnson.

    Colbert reportedly panicked and drove himself to the hospital. Police arrested him for a complaint of possession of a firearm once the hospital medically cleared him. They also say that he is a convicted felon.

    It is illegal for felons to possess firearms. Colbert has several convictions, ?including a 2003 charge for possession of a controlled and dangerous substance with intent to distribute,? according to police.

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  • ~Ray
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    • Jun 2003
    • 18361

    #2
    hurts just reading
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    • freecartoonporn
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      • xNetworx
        So Fucking What
        • Jan 2004
        • 14445

        #4
        Epic Epic Fail

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        • brassmonkey
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          • Sep 2005
          • 77396

          #5
          Originally posted by freecartoonporn
          im thinking more tracy morgan
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          • piers30
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            • Jul 2010
            • 209

            #6
            If that gun was put on ebay how much would he get ?

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            • L-Pink
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              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              "he accidentally squeezed the trigger" idiot,

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              • k0nr4d
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                • Aug 2006
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                #8
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                • brassmonkey
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                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77396

                  #9
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  "he accidentally squeezed the trigger" idiot,

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                  • oppoten
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 4793

                    #10

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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
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                      • ottopottomouse
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 13177

                        #12
                        Fuckwit.
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                        • CaptainHowdy
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94733

                          #13

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                          • John-ACWM
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                            • Nov 2008
                            • 20060

                            #14
                            Originally posted by freecartoonporn

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                            • Colmike9
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                              • Dec 2011
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                              #15


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