So I'm in the fucking hospital !

[L-Pink]

Three days ago I started having bad stomach pains, none of the basic medicines worked and the pain just got more intense. Went to the hospital and found out I need my gallbladder removed. So I've had nothing to eat or drink for two days and depending on my blood work in the morning will have it removed around lunch time.

Sucks, anyone else have experience with themselves or family member getting their gallbladder removed?

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[Spunky]

My mother had hers removed,she seems to be ok.best of luck with the surgery

[Zarathustra]

sry 2 hear

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Yes, don't fucking do it.
You have a problem with this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholecystokinin
You need probiotics, not surgery.

[The Porn Nerd]

Sorry you are in the hospital man! Good luck with everything!!

[LeRoy]

Sux bro!!

[TheSquealer]

Yes, don't fucking do it.
I have severe problems with my gallbladder and it stays nonetheless.
That surgery is very dangerous.
You probably have an allergy preventing the creation of the enzyme needed to make the thing contract. You can modify your diet.
Antibiotics will also kill off the bacteria that that specific enzyme needs. Probiotics might fix yours, it did mine.
Alternatively, the surgery will mean you never drink alcohol again.
Or eat anything with fat.
You will leak bile all day into your intestines.
I'm living with the thing shot, just fine.

You could too.
You need pears, not a knife.

Finally!

Credible medical diagnosis and treatment advice against life threatening infections on an adult webmaster forum called "Go Fuck Yourself", from a pornographer named "Terrorist".

I'm sold.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

You are right, the knowledge of a textbook reciter far surpasses that of the actual physical experience.

[kane]

One of my best friends had his out about 4-5 months ago. The surgery was quick. They went in through his belly button and used a laser to remove it. He was in and out in the same afternoon and said he was sore and a little uncomfortable for a few days, but after that he got back to a pretty normal life. Although because of his job he wasn't able to go to work for a few weeks.

Now he jokes around and says as soon as he eats he is on the shit clock. Basically if he eats he needs to shit within about 10-15 minutes. It isn't the food he is eating going through him so fast, but basically a full stomach is pushing the previous meal out so he is kind of like a dog that needs to be let outside as soon as it eats.

Other than that he said he hasn't had any real problems and it solved the issues he was having before, but he has been told to avoid really greasy foods because they are likely to make him sick.

[papill0n]

youre shittin us!

gfy has finally sent you nuts and you are in the asylum!

[Failed]

My mother had hers removed. The surgery went fine and she recovered in just a few days if I remember correctly. She did have to adjust her diet for a while afterwards, but enjoys eating as she likes now.

Good luck and I wish you well!

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

One of my best friends had his out about 4-5 months ago. The surgery was quick. They went in through his belly button and used a laser to remove it. He was in and out in the same afternoon and said he was sore and a little uncomfortable for a few days, but after that he got back to a pretty normal life. Although because of his job he wasn't able to go to work for a few weeks.

Now he jokes around and says as soon as he eats he is on the shit clock. Basically if he eats he needs to shit within about 10-15 minutes. It isn't the food he is eating going through him so fast, but basically a full stomach is pushing the previous meal out so he is kind of like a dog that needs to be let outside as soon as it eats.

Other than that he said he hasn't had any real problems and it solved the issues he was having before, but he has been told to avoid really greasy foods because they are likely to make him sick.

Yes, a fucking atrocious life he now has.
Leave the hospital man and learn how your body works.
The gallbladder is a vital organ that interfaces with the pancreas.

[foulfowl]

Good luck, get well.

[kazymjir]

Three days ago I started having bad stomach pains, none of the basic medicines worked and the pain just got more intense. Went to the hospital and found out I need my gallbladder removed. So I've had nothing to eat or drink for two days and depending on my blood work in the morning will have it removed around lunch time.

Sucks, anyone else have experience with themselves or family member getting their gallbladder removed?.

Both my parents have removed gallbladder, my mother had it removed two months ago.

Forget about steaks and any other fat meat for a loooong time. My mother cannot eat any meat (except white meat) for half/full year (can't remember exactly for how long).
They will give you a diet. At the beginning you will only eat gruel and biscuits. About week after the surgery you will be able to eat vegetables.
Forget also about alcohol and coffee. Coffee is allowed about month and a half after surgery. About alcohol, after two moths my mother can drink weak beer (2-3%), but nothing stronger.
This diet sucks a lot and must be obey for a whole year.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Your body is trying to register a complaint so you best kill the messenger.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Both my parents have removed gallbladder, my mother had it removed two months ago.

Forget about steaks and any other fat meat for a loooong time. My mother cannot eat any meat (except white meat) for half/full year (can't remember exactly for how long).
They will give you a diet. At the beginning you will only eat gruel and biscuits. About week after the surgery you will be able to eat vegetables.
Forget also about alcohol and coffee. Coffee is allowed about month and a half after surgery. About alcohol, after two moths my mother can drink weak beer (2-3%), but nothing stronger.
This diet sucks a lot and must be obey for a whole year.

It's forever, you will enjoy your rabbit food and leaking gut. Rest assured.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

What Doctors Didn’t Want Me to Know about Gall Bladder Surgery


by Elizabeth E. LaBozetta, editor, Mongoose News, Central Ohio Patient’s-rights Service. Originator of The Support Network (for injury victims of laparoscopic cholecystectomy) 1562 Picard Road, Columbus, Ohio 43227-3296 (614) 235-0421


In the winter of 1990-91 laparoscopic cholecystectomy was introduced in Ohio. The newspapers ran articles extolling the virtues of this new technology saying: "Patients recover faster and return to work sooner, have smaller scars! The one-day stay in the hospital saves money for health insurance companies!" Prospective patients were given packages of information telling only good things about this new procedure, both hand-made by the medical community itself and also color brochures created by the laparoscopic equipment manufacturers.

The color brochures begin with a drawing of a woman bent over in agony and finish with a picture of her after the new laparoscopic cholecystectomy smiling and enjoying time with her family.

There were other articles being written by the medical community at this time but these articles were not given out to prospective surgery patients: these were articles written by doctors for doctors and appeared in all the major medical trade journals; these articles, written by the top biliary specialists in America, told a very different story of injury and death than the upbeat and encouraging material created for and handed out to the prospective patients.

For example, the printed material I was given says "bile duct injury is a SLIGHT risk" and if it occurs will be handled properly and promptly. I came to learn the hardest way possible that neither statement was true.

And much too late I learned that at the same time my surgeon was handing out this misleading printed material to prospective surgery patients he had co-authored two articles about laparoscopic cholecystectomy that appeared in two top medical journals and expressed concern about the true injury and death rates.

This expression of concern about the very high injury and death rates associated with this new procedure in its introduction phase was expressed by many surgeons and is heavily reflected in the literature written by doctors for doctors from the years 1991-1995.

Unfortunately the prospective surgery candidates were not given this "other" information and allowed the opportunity for a true informed consent because if they had been told the truth and allowed access to the same information available to doctors nobody in their right mind would have exposed themselves to such a dangerous thing.

A thing is either dangerous or it isn’t, people are being injured and killed or they are not: both statements cannot be true. Yet my surgeon was handing out material saying one thing to patients and writing the exact opposite to other doctors.

The lying started before I ever entered his office for the first time.

In June of 1991 I woke up to a boring pain at the pit of my stomach. I’d been having problems with indigestion at night. My husband had been ill several months, had been hospitalized for a few weeks in the winter, and because I had three children and a home to care for figured that the extra work and stress was getting hold of me.

So when I woke up to that continuous pain I knew I’d better seek relief from my family doctor pronto because with my husband so debilitated and struggling to recover we could not afford two health problems going on at once.

My family doctor prescribed Tagamet, Librax, and Tylenol 3. The symptoms subsided. I was fine for a while then things flared up again. One night in July I started vomiting. I went to the emergency room at Grant Medical Center. I was told I needed my gallbladder out and to "stop fooling around and just have it done—the hospital has this easy new way of doing it, so what am I waiting for?" I was given a referral to a surgeon before leaving. Months later when I was more experienced I wondered at how the E.R. doctor arrived at his conclusion because no definitive testing was performed: all I had was blood work and a short examination.

I made an appointment to see the surgeon I was referred to and got shifted to the newest member of that group since the surgeon whose name I was given was leaving the state.

The nurse took a history and the surgeon came in and did a short examination, set up a couple of tests, told me he was excited because Grant Medical Center had just purchased new laser equipment---laser dissection was superior to electrocautery, he told me, because it cuts and cauterizes at the same time and reduces bleeding.

He actively discouraged the alternate treatments for gallstones: lithotripsy and ursodiol dissolution, said "once a person makes gallstones they will always make gallstones—surgery is better because it is permanent!"

He’d done plenty of these procedures, he assured me, and told me there were no deaths and just one injury---a bile duct was nicked, no big deal, and it was closed with one stitch. He said that if a bile duct is severed it’d be patched with a piece of small bowel, and if nicked closed with a stitch. I was left with the impression that everything would be taken care of and any potential problems were easily fixable. It was not true.

What I wasn’t told is that a bile duct injury is a major disaster and is almost irreparable in even the best of hands, requires prompt repair from a biliary specialist at a specialty center equipped to handle such complicated tragedies. Biliary repair is not for the novice: longevity, morbidity and mortality, is determined by early proper repair by experienced hands.

I did not know that most injury victims would not be offered that biliary specialist referral at a specialty center either: we’d be "patched", lied to, and sent home to die wondering what happened to make us so sick.

There is a one-month window of opportunity to correctly repair a bile duct injury and its resultant stricture before progressive and permanent liver damage sets in. After that, cirrhosis and fibrosis comes and an infectious process that is almost untreatable. This infectious process erodes heart, liver, joints, spleen and kidneys. The symptoms are all over the body.

In 1991 I did not know the things I know now and had no way of knowing that the testing my surgeon ordered, just ultrasound and chest x-ray, is not the definitive testing for gallstones: ERCP and cholecystography are.

I did not know about infection possibilities and helicobacter pylori either. I had stomach symptoms. Later I learned almost nobody really needs their gallbladders out at all, that even if a person has gallstones there is nothing wrong about choosing to repeat the non-invasive therapies as many times as necessary.

I had the laparoscopic cholecystectomy August 9th, 1991. A resident physician performed it without my knowledge or consent and the consent form I was given makes no mention of a resident substitution for the licensed, credentialed, already-practicing doctor I had chosen to do it. With this new procedure, outcome is directly related to experience; I believed I was getting the man I picked never suspecting that once on the table I’d be getting a trainee.

The doctor trainee severed the bile duct, patched it with a piece of small bowel, and I was sent home to die, deliberately kept ignorant of what had happened and left wondering why I was so sick, getting sicker.

The horror of those days is beyond words and when I remember all that I suffered in 1991 to 1993 at the hands of my surgeon and his consultants. I have to wonder how they are able to sleep at night: I went back to my surgeon for help when I developed a septic complication and he ran me around to consultants who verbally abused me, called me a "hypochondriac" even in the face of testing that showed abnormal liver functions, heart problems, kidney problems---and none would help me. I got lots of testing but no actual intervention. The doctors I’d see on my own wouldn’t take me as a patient, would see me once or twice, maybe order some further testing, then say I had to return to my surgeon for care, kept tossing me back to him. They’d say: "I don’t want to get involved". Involved in what? Nobody would tell me.

The medical bills stacked up and up for all that "care" I never actually got. For the first time in my life collection agencies started to call me demanding payment. I owed Grant Medical Center hundreds of dollars. With no job where was the money to come from? My credit rating was ruined.

In June of 1992 my surgeon performed another surgery on me, said he was going in to have a look around---and removed a portion of my small bowel without my permission.

Later I learn he needed this piece of small bowel to reconstruct that patch made when my bile duct was severed at the first surgery; that "quicky repair" failed and necessitated another "quicky repair". This is the cheap repair that can be sneaked in through a one-inch cut at the uppermost trocar site, saving money for the insurer and limiting potential for the victim’s discovery of the malpractice event.

I was cheated forever of a good repair by a specialist at a specialty center. The damage done by a bad failed repair is irreversible and opportunity for best outcome is gone.

The opportunity for free choice was removed also; I got what someone else wanted me to have based on needs that were not mine.

...

http://curezone.com/art/read.asp?ID=1&db=5&C0=1

Just to reiterate, it's a Cholecystokinin deficiency either caused by allergies or antibiotics.

[SpicyM]

Mom had hers removed and she is fine, eats anything she likes with no complications at all.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

You have a lot of gall...

Oops!



Good luck on a full and speedy recovery.

ADG

[Helix]

Cleanse before getting cut.
http://curezone.com/cleanse/liver/default.asp

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Yes what he said.

[GARY LEE]

I just did three weeks about 2 months ago. I feel for ya bubba.

[brassmonkey]

keep it and eat it later

[Yngwie]

I had my gallbladder removed about 8 years ago. No problems on my end.

[papill0n]

hope it goes well for you man

take it easy

[L-Pink]

Thanks for the replies everyone. This just came out of the blue. Nothing symptom wise leading up to it. Watching what I eat drink for a while will be ok but giving up alachol and steaks would be a nightmare for me.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Fucking gluten caused it for me, alongside anti biotics. Fragile ecosystem. Don't let them take a knife to it.

[Yngwie]

Thanks for the replies everyone. This just came out of the blue. Nothing symptom wise leading up to it. Watching what I eat drink for a while will be ok but giving up alachol and steaks would be a nightmare for me.

put it this way, right after my gallblader surgery when I was released from the hospital I got my dad to pick me up at the hospital and on the way home I had him stop at mc donalds.. had a double big mac, large fry and large chocolate shake.. Ate it on the way home and once I got home I just relaxed for a few days.. after the pain went away I went on with my regular life eating whatever I wanted.. Steaks, burgers, bacon and anything else that I would normally eat.

It has been 8 years since I got my gallbladder removed and not once did I change my diet. The only thing that I did notice is I have to take a dump much quicker then before due to having no gallblader. Also, no alcohol? I think not. I've drank many times in the last 8 years and never had any negative effects besides the normal shit you experience due to being drunk or having a hangover.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

the normal shit you experience due to being drunk or having a hangover.

The normalcy of that is highly suspect.

[NaughtyRob]

Get well soon man.

[CPA37710T]

dont worry, its going to be fast and you will be recovering in no time.. i was in the hospital last year for an internal bleeding, and they even gave me a dvd of the surgery, its kinda scary when going into the hospital but its not as awful as you think

[baddog]

My mom died . . . . .




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still had her gall bladder though. So maybe better without.

Hope all goes well, I worried about you enough the last time you disappeared on us.

[CaptainHowdy]

Get well soon, man ...

[Barry-xlovecam]

Hope you feel better soon. It's a common procedure and usually with no complications

[Major (Tom)]

Three days ago I started having bad stomach pains, none of the basic medicines worked and the pain just got more intense. Went to the hospital and found out I need my gallbladder removed. So I've had nothing to eat or drink for two days and depending on my blood work in the morning will have it removed around lunch time.

Sucks, anyone else have experience with themselves or family member getting their gallbladder removed?

.

your Gideon Gallbladder? ouch /: j/k
ds

[Captain Kawaii]

Get well soon, man. You make me laugh with your insights and humor. Glad to hear it a quick and easy OP.

[gabe100]

Sorry to hear. Here's to a fast recovery

[blackmonsters]

Thanks for the replies everyone. This just came out of the blue. Nothing symptom wise leading up to it. Watching what I eat drink for a while will be ok but giving up alachol and steaks would be a nightmare for me.

Hang tuff bro!

Be positive and you be will strong and bounce back!

[blackmonsters]

Karma....!

Eat a dick and die in a fire asshole.

[L-Pink]

Karma....!

Thanks Johnny. While I'm here I think I'll get the penis reduction sugury I've been putting off. How should I send the trimmings to you?

[fitzmulti]

Having had a tough hospital incident a few months ago myself, I know how that can be awful, especially when it's all of a sudden.
Wishing you the best, and hope for a great recovery! ;-)

[epitome]

Feel better soon Mr. Pink.

When you're better drop me an email if you haven't gotten that one thing sorted and I will help anyway I can. Kind of dropped the ball with my own hospital stuff. Sorry about that.

[shake]

Hope you get well quick... I spend 2 months in the hospital for a similar issue last summer and it sucked, so I feel for ya.

[2012]

Karma....!

karma only exists for poor people, which makes it a bullshit theory

...
good luck with your recovery

[GAMEFINEST]

hope you get well soon man

[KillerK]

I bet he eats like shit...

[anexsia]

Hope everything turns out okay for you L-Pink, sucks that you're in the hospital

[GregE]

Don't let the scary talk spook you. A buddy of mine had his gall bladder taken out and he still drinks like a fish.

Here's wishing you a quick discharge and a speedy recovery.

[powerteam]

I had mine removed. I never followed the diet afterwards which is probably the reason I take acid pills everyday now since the surgury. If I miss a few days its bad. I shit with in 15 mins of eating too. Mine was done out patient and was in and out in about 12 hours. They pump you full of gas so for a few days afterwards you going to feel like your pregnant. Trust me you will never feel as happy to fart as you will those first few days. Lol.

[lazycash]

Thanks Johnny. While I'm here I think I'll get the penis reduction sugury I've been putting off. How should I send the trimmings to you?

Have the aliens bring it to Johnny, he meets with them a couple times a week.