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04-11-2013, 09:24 AM
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Which begs the question: "What kind of adult film did he watch?"
 Somewhere in China, there's a doctor who can say that she's pulled a live eel out of a patient's ass to save his life. And she did. According to her blog post, it all began when a 39-year-old man drunkenly inserted a live swamp eel into his anus (as to re-enact a scene from an adult film), but upon entering, the creature began eating away at his colon in an attempt to escape. Luckily for him, doctors managed to remove the slippery animal in an emergency surgery before it could cause any fatal damage.  |
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04-11-2013, 09:28 AM
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thats
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04-11-2013, 09:49 AM
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The guy must either be drunk or eating steamed panda balls.
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04-11-2013, 09:50 AM
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i pray he was on cloud nine of some fucked up drug bender
cause anything else would be hard to explain |
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04-11-2013, 09:57 AM
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Femcams.com
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Fuck me that's fucked up
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04-11-2013, 10:05 AM
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He probaly watched japanese porn where they insert octopus.
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04-11-2013, 01:49 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Clever idea, put it in head first
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04-11-2013, 01:53 PM
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I hope he gets charged with animal cruelty!
Unless it was a gay eel.. In which case the eel may owe him dinner at this point. |
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