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| View Poll Results: Shall I finish my 'Work Of Art'??? | |||
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5 | 50.00% |
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| No doubt you will anyway, so knock yourself out! |
  
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| FUCK OFF AND DIE & Never POST AGAIN!!! |
  
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01-26-2012, 02:16 PM
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My Sexy Story... (All My Own Work !) Shall I finish it? PLEASE VOTE!
I'm sat at the computer, busy doing my stuff... The odd email, surfing the net, looking up the odd detail from a movie thats playing in the background on IMDB, and... Enjoying GFY...
Then, suddenly, I felt the urge 'To Go'.... That strange feeling where you have a very slight stomach ache, and are fully aware you have a penis... But I ignore it... After an hour or so, the tip of my penis is becoming very sensitive against my underwear, and my brain is telling me to visit the bathroom... I een look out the office door and can see the toilet across the hallway, but for some weird reason, I stay put... I'm still sitting infront of the PC over 15 mins later, and that tingle in my penis tip, and the feeling in my stomach, are now more of an actual pain... My buttocks and sphincter are also tensing up, and I find myself involuntary raising myself up and down from my chair at 30 second intervals, without feeling fully in control of my actions... TBH, It feels rather nice.... In a kinda naughty, sexual, kinda way... So, I glance again towards the toilet, and think enough is enough. Time to go, and go to raise myself out of my chair... BUT SOMETHING KEEPS ME SEATED ! Something primal - Something from the start of time - Something SO POWERFUL... I just cant resist... So I 'Relax...' But... Nothing happens! I cant just piss into my own clothing, when I can see the toilet! I admit that I WANT TOO... I have a desire to do so.. But... I just CANT - Its not normal - Not clean - Not correct - and... TBH - Extremely difficult... So, my body takes control, and I feel the urge 'subside'... But while the urge may have subsided, the desire has not... So I look from my desk towards the toilet, and back to my desk where there is a full pint glass of vodka and redbull... So, throwing caution to the wind, I pick up the glass, and begin to swallow the liquid nectar, as fast as i can... I dont wanna get 'Drunk' I wanna pee... So Bad ! So I swallow as quick as possible, and fill my belly ! Now... If I can only wait 30 mins or so, for it to 'pass through'... Then we will have a very naughty result... Luckily... I dont have to wait that long... So... I think to myself.. This is it... Self urination ! Lets go, and with one last loving glance towards the toilet, I sit back in my chair, relax and prepare for nature to take its course... But, just as I feel its about to spurt everywhere... Reality kicks in, and I 'Stop Myself' (Subconsciously) While I feel bad about stopping, I understand my body is just behaving itself, so I glance at the toilet, and push up on arms of my chair... THEN IT HAPPENS! One quick 'guilty' squirt! Only a tablespoon or so, but its shot out into my fresh white underwear, and caused a noticeable colour change to the front of my jeans! Its warm, wet, and TBH, feels comforting as it trickles back, into the rear of my jeans and warms my balls up... So I sit back down... And examine my stained crotch... The urine is warm at my ass, creating a small puddle in my leather chair, so i absent mindidly rub at the front of my wet warm jeans, with my right hand... IT FEELS GOOD... I feel myself becoming aroused, and just think FUCK IT!!! GAME OVER ! So much for not holding it in ! IT FLOODS OUT... ll into my trousers and underwear, creating a puddle under my ass, in my padded chair, which I find myself squishing up and down in ! Guiltily at first, but after a few moments, I am bouncing up and down in this puddle of my own hot piss, totally unashamed off myself ! Plus the bouncing is causing it to run down the inside of my jean legs, not only causing a glowing colour change, but filling up my socks and shoes ! FUCK ME I NEEDD TO PISS ! IT WONT STOP... But I DONT CARE ! Suddenly, I feel I need a shit... Almost in the same way, as if I were sat on the toilet already... So... I relax and.... <SNIP!> Shall I continue my sexy story? PLEASE VOTE!!! |
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01-26-2012, 02:20 PM
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We appreciate all of you hard work, fatty.
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01-26-2012, 02:25 PM
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I chose the last option...
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01-26-2012, 02:27 PM
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How is this fat bastard affording a poll?
Also, poo. |
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01-26-2012, 02:28 PM
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01-26-2012, 02:30 PM
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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01-26-2012, 02:32 PM
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01-26-2012, 02:32 PM
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01-26-2012, 02:34 PM
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Harmon, sweetheart... This is MY THREAD, regarding MY STORY...
You are welcome in it, by all means, but if you wish to post pics of yourself, for us all to admire, please start your own thread, called 'Look at my pics' or something  TIA |
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01-27-2012, 06:33 AM
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bump 4 continuation !
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01-27-2012, 07:58 AM
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Was about how disgusting the story is.... |
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01-27-2012, 08:45 AM
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The real poo in that story is your writing skills.
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01-27-2012, 10:23 AM
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01-27-2012, 10:25 AM
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01-27-2012, 10:31 AM
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01-27-2012, 10:41 AM
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need to know more
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07-02-2012, 11:52 AM
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OLD THREAD...
Shall I cuntinue? |
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07-02-2012, 11:55 AM
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07-02-2012, 03:32 PM
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This can be arranged? Let me know I look forward to it, and I will only wet your hand, if you ask me nicely... |
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07-02-2012, 03:42 PM
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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This would work better for me if I could hear your voice, perhaps record yourself in a video then post it here.
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07-02-2012, 07:35 PM
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This stuff is great man. Please continue.
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07-02-2012, 07:46 PM
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business ready hit me up!
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i really cant afford to read this thread
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07-02-2012, 08:31 PM
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You wrote for AVN and they fired you for talking shit?
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