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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20966

    #1

    I'm a brave MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

    I must be brave.

    I'm half way through frying chicken wearing nothing but my tennis shoes.

    One grease pop and it's all over.


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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    There must be some water melon around that you can cool your bits with in the event of an accident...

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    • blackmonsters
      Making PHP work
      • Nov 2002
      • 20966

      #3
      I pussed out already.
      I read what I typed 3 times then put some running shorts on before I went to turn the
      chicken.
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      • iSpyCams
        Amateur Gynecologist
        • May 2009
        • 4436

        #4
        Your mother must be proud. Always wanted a brave one like you. I am drunk and it took me like 10 minutes to type the last couple sentences.

        Fuck everyone.
        - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28736

          #5
          You gay...
          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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          • blackmonsters
            Making PHP work
            • Nov 2002
            • 20966

            #6
            Originally posted by pompousjohn
            Your mother must be proud. Always wanted a brave one like you. I am drunk and it took me like 10 minutes to type the last couple sentences.

            Fuck everyone.


            Never fry chicken when you are drunk!! (just incase you like fried chicken)

            That's would be a very bad idea!!
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            • Grapesoda
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2003
              • 46238

              #7
              Originally posted by blackmonsters
              I must be brave.

              I'm half way through frying chicken wearing nothing but my tennis shoes.

              One grease pop and it's all over.


              you are truly a bad mother fucker... respect

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              • blackmonsters
                Making PHP work
                • Nov 2002
                • 20966

                #8
                Originally posted by CyberHustler
                You gay...
                If they require me to say that to get my next issue of food stamps then hell yeah!

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                • CyberHustler
                  Masterbaiter
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28736

                  #9
                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                  • iSpyCams
                    Amateur Gynecologist
                    • May 2009
                    • 4436

                    #10
                    Originally posted by blackmonsters


                    Never fry chicken when you are drunk!! (just incase you like fried chicken)

                    That's would be a very bad idea!!
                    I grilled a steak instead. While drinking single malt scotch. And talking on the phone to my abusive step father. While insisting that he was still an asshole.

                    I wasnt naked though, that would have taken real balls.
                    - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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                    • blackmonsters
                      Making PHP work
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 20966

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pompousjohn
                      I grilled a steak instead. While drinking single malt scotch. And talking on the phone to my abusive step father. While insisting that he was still an asshole.

                      I wasnt naked though, that would have taken real balls.
                      Bacon wrapping the steak and frying naked would be more ballsy though.

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                      • iSpyCams
                        Amateur Gynecologist
                        • May 2009
                        • 4436

                        #12
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        Bacon wrapping the steak and frying naked would be more ballsy though.

                        One day I will have the balls you have...
                        - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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                        • blackmonsters
                          Making PHP work
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 20966

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pompousjohn
                          One day I will have the balls you have...
                          I uploaded a vid of my chicken while waiting for it to cool :


                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZm0MCf1Ic



                          Last edited by blackmonsters; 06-29-2012, 03:57 PM.
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                          • brassmonkey
                            Pay It Forward
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 77396

                            #14
                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                            I must be brave.

                            I'm half way through frying chicken wearing nothing but my tennis shoes.

                            One grease pop and it's all over.


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                            • blackmonsters
                              Making PHP work
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 20966

                              #15
                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                              baby boy 2?
                              Got a clip, I didn't see the movie.
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                              • CyberHustler
                                Masterbaiter
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 28736

                                #16
                                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                I uploaded a vid of my chicken while waiting for it to cool :


                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZm0MCf1Ic



                                "hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa niggas! go fuck yourselves!"

                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog

                                  There must be some water melon around that you can cool your bits with in the event of an accident...
                                  I was wondering what this photo of you was about...





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                                  • EddyTheDog
                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                    • Jan 2011
                                    • 25433

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                    I was wondering what this photo of you was about...





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                                    Last edited by EddyTheDog; 06-29-2012, 04:27 PM.

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                                    • Chosen
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 63151

                                      #19

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                                      • brassmonkey
                                        Pay It Forward
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 77396

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                        Got a clip, I didn't see the movie.
                                        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0255819/ no dont have the clip.
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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38944

                                          #21
                                          i like chicken...


                                          👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                          • John-ACWM
                                            Work Work Work
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 20060

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pompousjohn
                                            Your mother must be proud. Always wanted a brave one like you. I am drunk and it took me like 10 minutes to type the last couple sentences.

                                            Fuck everyone.

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                                            • Scott McD
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 67798

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              i like chicken...
                                              Can you afford it though ??


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                                              • Tijuana_Tom
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2011
                                                • 668

                                                #24
                                                I don't see other foods popping oil bubbles at me like bacon tho.

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                                                • barcodes
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2011
                                                  • 2040

                                                  #25

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                                                  • Shotsie
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 1208

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                    I uploaded a vid of my chicken while waiting for it to cool :


                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZm0MCf1Ic












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