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machineg · 02-12-2003, 07:16 PM

My mother just sent this to me ..

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked
at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a micro-chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."

The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

WC Support · 02-12-2003, 07:21 PM

lmao! thats naaaasty

fear · 02-12-2003, 07:23 PM

Good one

KrazieSweets · 02-12-2003, 07:23 PM

Rochard · 02-12-2003, 07:40 PM

Funny!

Candyman69 · 02-12-2003, 07:44 PM

damn that was pretty funny lol

RedShoe · 02-12-2003, 08:16 PM

funny!!

Even funnier that those three races were in a sauna?

02-12-2003, 07:16 PM	#1
machineg Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,090	Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. My mother just sent this to me .. Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a micro-chip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand." The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax." __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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