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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197
    #1

    Fuck you and your hosted galleries.

    Lately every time I see new sites with great landing pages I want to promote they almost always lack downloadable galleries or image content and the program operators are like "contact me" blah blah blah. Fuckers, I don't want to have to contact a shitload of programs or dredge your members area to get simple ass image content...

    Are programs under the impression that everyone runs second rate tubes or rss fed McWebsites? Do programs not realize the potential images have for those of us dealing with lots of mobile traffic or those of us doing creative things with search engines?

    TL;DR - I hate being compelled to personal interaction with you weirdos to get image content.

    Amen
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    • blackmonsters
      Making PHP work
      • Nov 2002
      • 20970
      #2
      The problem is that you're an idiot who spends his time obsessing about black people
      instead of writing some code like this :

      http://blackmonsters.com/photogalleries.shtml
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        • - Jesus Christ -
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 7197
          #3
          Originally posted by blackmonsters
          The problem is that you're an idiot who spends his time obsessing about black people
          instead of writing some code like this :

          http://blackmonsters.com/photogalleries.shtml

          Getting code like "that" is the easy part. The hard part would be inventing a time machine to take me back to a time where a site like that wouldn't be a complete joke.

          Amen

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            • blonda80
              FOR HIRE: AFF Manager
              • May 2006
              • 10959
              #4
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                • Axeman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 5201
                  #5
                  We add new hosted galleries weekly, as well as provide ZIP sets of content to download each week, for those that prefer to build their own galleries and sites.
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                    • LiveDose
                      Show Yer Tits!
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 25792
                      #6
                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                      Lately every time I see new sites with great landing pages I want to promote they almost always lack downloadable galleries or image content and the program operators are like "contact me" blah blah blah. Fuckers, I don't want to have to contact a shitload of programs or dredge your members area to get simple ass image content...

                      Are programs under the impression that everyone runs second rate tubes or rss fed McWebsites? Do programs not realize the potential images have for those of us dealing with lots of mobile traffic or those of us doing creative things with search engines?

                      TL;DR - I hate being compelled to personal interaction with you weirdos to get image content.
                      haha great post!

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                        • Sarah_Jayne
                          Now with more Jayne
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 40077
                          #7
                          It is a bit of a catch22 at the moment for programs. It costs money to make galleries and people aren't using them as much to promote anymore. So, the galleries they do have sit and get stale. Yet, one of the reasons people aren't using them is that they have sat and become stale.

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                            • blackmonsters
                              Making PHP work
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 20970
                              #8
                              Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                              Getting code like "that" is the easy part. The hard part would be inventing a time machine to take me back to a time where a site like that wouldn't be a complete joke.
                              Confusing "code" with "design" is the hallmark of a fucking idiot.

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                                • just a punk
                                  So fuckin' bored
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 32393
                                  #9
                                  Offtopic: - Jesus Christ -, did you receive my email?
                                  Obey the Cowgod

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                                    • CyberHustler
                                      Masterbaiter
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 28736
                                      #10
                                      Jesus WAS black though...
                                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                        • blackmonsters
                                          Making PHP work
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 20970
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                          Jesus WAS black though...
                                          And he also wrote his own code.
                                          And MoFo's are still trying to follow it.

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                                            • signupdamnit
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2007
                                              • 6697
                                              #12
                                              If they provide FHG with images at least you can use something to simply rip the images. There are quite a few free tools and extensions out there to do this.

                                              It's stupid though for a sponsor to make each individual affiliate do this type of work since a certain percentage will refuse and just move on or if they do, it only ends up eating into their other promotional time. If a sponsor no longer provides basic promotional materials it's probably a good hint that they don't think their affiliate program is worth bothering with any longer. Otherwise they would try to maximize their affiliate program by providing at least basic promotional tools.

                                              You don't like my posts? Put me on ignore or fuck right off. I'll say what I want.

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                                                • - Jesus Christ -
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 7197
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                  Confusing "code" with "design" is the hallmark of a fucking idiot.

                                                  I was talking about the code; Lets just say bulk listing FHG with piss poor page layout isn't exactly a competitive modern tactic... but I can see how you would think I was referring to the design becasue it does indeed look like shit. Your DNS resolution was also slow as fuck and the first time I opened the page it took over 7 seconds to load.

                                                  If you are an elaborate troll I give you a 6/10


                                                  Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                                  It is a bit of a catch22 at the moment for programs. It costs money to make galleries and people aren't using them as much to promote anymore. So, the galleries they do have sit and get stale. Yet, one of the reasons people aren't using them is that they have sat and become stale.
                                                  I'm just talking about sample content in zips at a bare minimum. I hate over-designed, in your face FHGs and so do most mobile surfers.

                                                  Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                  Offtopic: - Jesus Christ -, did you receive my email?
                                                  Not sure. Do I know you as a different name?

                                                  Originally posted by signupdamnit
                                                  If they provide FHG with images at least you can use something to simply rip the images. There are quite a few free tools and extensions out there to do this.
                                                  I know how to scrape.... but is that wise? I'd hate to build a bunch of shit only to have a sponsor pull my account becasue I distributed content in a way that was not approved.
                                                  Last edited by - Jesus Christ -; 06-15-2012, 10:57 AM.

                                                  Amen

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                                                    • signupdamnit
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 6697
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                      I know how to scrape.... but is that wise? I'd hate to build a bunch of shit only to have a sponsor pull my account becasue I distributed content in a way that was not approved.
                                                      There are some sponsors out there who are clowns like that where they will get upset if you reasonably use their promotional content on your own server. For the most part they are a minority and not worth bothering with. Even more comical is when they have this attitude with their affiliates when they do absolutely nothing about the tubes and file lockers being loaded with their content from the member area.

                                                      You don't like my posts? Put me on ignore or fuck right off. I'll say what I want.

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                                                        • epitome
                                                          So Fucking Lame
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 12156
                                                          #15
                                                          Probably because we were affiliates first and still are for other programs, all of that is waiting for people in NATS. The galleries, mobile galleries and a zip with images, model photos with their names so you know who is who and a good description so you can re-write it (or use it as is) without having to watch it yourself. The content zip has the 20 best images from the scene and if someone needs more or different they can grab from members area.

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                                                            • MichaelP
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 7124
                                                              #16
                                                              We have plenty of FHGs and downloadable content


                                                              Anyway, if you want more, contact me, blah blah blah

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                                                                • Matyko
                                                                  PsyHead
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 8681
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I agree, some awesome new sites do lack the proper galleries, neither acceptable tube content. Annoying..
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                                                                    • blackmonsters
                                                                      Making PHP work
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 20970
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                      I was talking about the code; Lets just say bulk listing FHG with piss poor page layout isn't exactly a competitive modern tactic...














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                                                                        • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 7197
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                          I was talking about the code; Lets just say bulk listing FHG
                                                                          Not to mention html is code...
                                                                          I pray you are fake. Stupidity depresses me.



                                                                          Amen

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                                                                            • WTFBucks
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2011
                                                                              • 1229
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • epitome
                                                                                  So Fucking Lame
                                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                                  • 12156
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by WTFBucks
                                                                                  We offer FHGs in a dump format
                                                                                  WTFBucks
                                                                                  Can you email me? Oh that's right, I already have 14 billion emails from you trying to get me to promote you.

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                                                                                    • JuicyBunny
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                                                      • 2145
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      We offer FHG's and content in zips.
                                                                                      Almost 200 galleries at this point/.

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                                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 32369
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • BIGTYMER
                                                                                              Junior Achiever
                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                              • 17066
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                                                                              Jesus WAS black though...
                                                                                              Bullshit. He's Hispanic and living in Mexico.

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                                                                                                • The Ghost
                                                                                                  IslandDollars.com
                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                  • 12188
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • "GGG" Guenter
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2012
                                                                                                      • 146
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Hello - Jesus Christ -

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                                                                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                                                                          Too old to care
                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                          • 52942
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • AdultKing
                                                                                                              Raise Your Weapon
                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                              • 15601
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
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                                                                                                                • Django
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                                                                                  • 2578
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Good luck Jesus Christ

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                                                                                                                    • GregE
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                      • 2704
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                                      I know how to scrape.... but is that wise? I'd hate to build a bunch of shit only to have a sponsor pull my account becasue I distributed content in a way that was not approved.
                                                                                                                      Nothing fancy like zips and such, but our gallery page is HERE.

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                                                                                                                        • DaisyRockUK
                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2012
                                                                                                                          • 92
                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • Paper_Marvin
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2008
                                                                                                                              • 789
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Hello Jesus Christ, we have downloadable content and FHGs in PaperStreetCash. I can even grab our galleries for you myself.

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