Besides shit.
Read? Think? Play games? Watch TV? Work?
So many options!
Read? Think? Play games? Watch TV? Work?
So many options!
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Stink up the house.
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Answer lots of emails!
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I'm thinking of setting up a cam for people who care to know what other people do on the toiletComment
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Play Angry Turds or BattleShits“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
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Usually hit up some games on the good ole' iPhoneComment
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use the ipoo app!you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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play puzzles on my phone
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Play Scramble with Friends or Draw Something.Comment
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i read text on my phone.
sometimes count the tiles
and mostly think, the major decisions i take in toilet, no shit.Comment
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Watch Vimeo/YouTube videos and read using Google Currents...on a tablet.Comment
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If I'm home I get naked and concentrate on the toilet. Just like this:
In public restrooms I'm too busy balancing so my cheeks don't hit the 2 inch thick layer of tissue covering the toilet to do anything else.“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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Inc magazineComment
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read a magazine. Sometimes I'll crack a beer and make an event out of it.AIM - thePardovich
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i count the smithereensComment
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oh cmon am i the only sick person that still jerks off in the bathroom?
i still do it even now that i live on my own, its just tratidion lolComment
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urinate.
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I wipe my ass.SigmundComment
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Reading mostly.Русня, идите нахуй!Comment
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i spend 15 minutes thinking about when my bowels used to be in good working order and it only took me 15 seconds to do a shitComment
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The toilet is the place where a person cannot do much but to think, or read.
I read - and I'm not ashamed of taking a big book with me! As for the shy guys who are reading the tags on the washing powder boxes - I pity you!
It needs a balls to take the book and announce that in public - I'm going to the toilet. And I will read THIS book! I WILL stay there until I read at least 100 pages. Slowly.
Where are you rushing to ?! What is so important stuff you need to do outside? Can you read outside without being bugged by : family member, client, dog, crazy neighbor ?
You can FART like a hippo - and you don't need to excuse yourself - you ARE in the right place. The toilet is THE PLACE where you can read all the BORING books you would not read if you're OUTSIDE the toilet. Tell me honestly - would you read "War and Peace" through the weekend ? It's another story though if you have THAT HEAVY weight book there and you have all the time there... When you go outside you feel smart - and you are smart. You can impress the chicks with some fancy sentences or your biz partner.
They all will ask : how do you find time to read all these serious shit?
Well... somehow they are answering themselves.
Be smart. Read. Not the laptop - you will look like a fucking nerd, especially if you see some nasty stains on keyboard.... Take a real BIG book. Something you WON'T READ if you have free time. The time in toilet is probably like time spent in prison. You have nothing better to do but to work over your own personality - making yourself a better man.
As for the women... well - as far as I'm known with the female anatomy they don't fart.
At least that's what they were saying. Their rear end is for anal sex - if you disagree with me - check on the internet! All the women LOVE anal sex, but this is another story.
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I use toilet water to bathe.Comment
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I actually have one called Poo Log for tracking bowel movements. My Colo-rectal DR suggested I use it and report back to him.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pooComment
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Check stats, Facebook, email, etc. on the iPad.Comment
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i piss and scatComment
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Beware of hemorrhoids and maybe cut back a few pages. Too much time on the toilet stresses the vascular structures in the anal canal which helps stool control. (Wiki Hemorrhoid) Learn so your butt don't burn!Comment
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get the toilet paper ready to wipe....Comment
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Read. Mostly read.PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic
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A man's favorite time is spent sitting on the toilet.Comment
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Trying to come up with birth names for each dumped log.Comment
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We got into a discussion during one of our ET meetings on men v. women shitting. Men will get a feeling 20-25 minutes before they actually have to shit, which alerts them that they now have to sit on the toilet and do something while it builds. Whereas women wait til it's ready and just poop.Comment
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i scream in painComment
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