Ry Cooder. Steve Vai. Ralph Maccio - GoFuckYourself.com

garce · 06-13-2012, 10:37 PM

In Spanish - because I'm bored with French - the single greatest ten minutes of guitar histrionics in modern American music (and movie) history. Little Ralph was faking it, yet he had two of the greatest guitar players in the history of life, the universe, and everything covering - and body-doubling - for him.

He still did a good job, though. Steve Vai. Ry Cooder. Ralph Maccio. With Spanish subtitles. The greatest ten minutes of '80s American music ever captured on film. Just magical...

Jack Butler gonna like you

Yes, I'm nuts. Fuck off and go away, garce - Right? ROFL! I'll work on that in my free time... And I have a lot of free time coming up over the next couple of months.

Right now I turn you over the Reverend Billy G., and I'll give you a hearty old Ah hah ha ha hah! just for shits and giggles. You know what I'm talking about... We got a lot of nice girls here...

Have mercy, Miss Percy!

Ahh hmm hmm hmm...

More? Why not... Overboard? That's where I live.

Marylin Manson can only dream of being Sid. He tries real hard, though, and I like his music. But MM is just an over-produced, over-hyped corporate toy that would have had the living shit kicked out of him every other day thirty years ago. Here's a REAL punk:

I've fallen in love twice in my life: Once with a mirror and once with a bottle... Its 1:30 a.m. You have nothing better to do, either - or you'd be out doing it. Let us continue...

Palate cleanser time: Go listen to Usher or that little white dick he likes to snack on. Then go eat some fucking meat and come back to GFY and listen to some real music.

TED! He's as crazy as I am! I give myself too much credit... God bless the Byrdland! It takes a big man to play a big guitar like he means it...

If this board allowed spoiler tags you wouldn't have to scroll through all this nonesense, BTW. So here's another bat-crap insane genius:

Fucking brilliant. Gary Busey is (or was) a genius. Too much talent for shattered brain to contain. Rave On!

MORE! (You are not obligated to continue reading this. GFY is NOT obligated to continue allowing me to post here anymore, either.)

REAL palate cleanser time: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Don Williams...

My vodka's all gone. Its a quiet night. I'm alone with my little dog. Now I want to have something to do...

One Two Three Four!

Goodnight Cleveland! We love you!

R.I.P Joey. R.I.P Johnny. R.I.P DeeDee. Boy Howdy!

epitome · 06-13-2012, 10:40 PM

You forgot to sign into your Vjo nick.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-14-2012, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

You forgot to sign into your Vjo nick.

I was gonna say, only thing missing here is a female rocker (Pat Benatar, Stevie Nicks, etc).

Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash...

ADG

Harmon · 06-14-2012, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

You forgot to sign into your Vjo nick.

No shit. Fucking morons.

Shagbunny · 06-14-2012, 02:59 AM

I'll take MM over Sex Pistols any day, hate to compare them, props to the Pistols but I prefer the MM sound and the messages he conveys

EukerVoorn · 06-14-2012, 06:20 AM

Garce why is it that you were a boring prick some months ago and now suddenly you're really funny? And you forgot Yngwie Malmsteen and Randy Rhoads.

06-13-2012, 10:37 PM	#1
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Ry Cooder. Steve Vai. Ralph Maccio In Spanish - because I'm bored with French - the single greatest ten minutes of guitar histrionics in modern American music (and movie) history. Little Ralph was faking it, yet he had two of the greatest guitar players in the history of life, the universe, and everything covering - and body-doubling - for him. He still did a good job, though. Steve Vai. Ry Cooder. Ralph Maccio. With Spanish subtitles. The greatest ten minutes of '80s American music ever captured on film. Just magical... Jack Butler gonna like you Yes, I'm nuts. Fuck off and go away, garce - Right? ROFL! I'll work on that in my free time... And I have a lot of free time coming up over the next couple of months. Right now I turn you over the Reverend Billy G., and I'll give you a hearty old Ah hah ha ha hah! just for shits and giggles. You know what I'm talking about... We got a lot of nice girls here... Have mercy, Miss Percy! Ahh hmm hmm hmm... More? Why not... Overboard? That's where I live. Marylin Manson can only dream of being Sid. He tries real hard, though, and I like his music. But MM is just an over-produced, over-hyped corporate toy that would have had the living shit kicked out of him every other day thirty years ago. Here's a REAL punk: I've fallen in love twice in my life: Once with a mirror and once with a bottle... Its 1:30 a.m. You have nothing better to do, either - or you'd be out doing it. Let us continue... Palate cleanser time: Go listen to Usher or that little white dick he likes to snack on. Then go eat some fucking meat and come back to GFY and listen to some real music. TED! He's as crazy as I am! I give myself too much credit... God bless the Byrdland! It takes a big man to play a big guitar like he means it... If this board allowed spoiler tags you wouldn't have to scroll through all this nonesense, BTW. So here's another bat-crap insane genius: Fucking brilliant. Gary Busey is (or was) a genius. Too much talent for shattered brain to contain. Rave On! MORE! (You are not obligated to continue reading this. GFY is NOT obligated to continue allowing me to post here anymore, either.) REAL palate cleanser time: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Don Williams... My vodka's all gone. Its a quiet night. I'm alone with my little dog. Now I want to have something to do... One Two Three Four! Goodnight Cleveland! We love you! R.I.P Joey. R.I.P Johnny. R.I.P DeeDee. Boy Howdy!

06-13-2012, 10:40 PM	#2
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	You forgot to sign into your Vjo nick.

06-14-2012, 02:59 AM	#5
Shagbunny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wut Posts: 3,028	I'll take MM over Sex Pistols any day, hate to compare them, props to the Pistols but I prefer the MM sound and the messages he conveys

06-14-2012, 06:20 AM	#6
EukerVoorn So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Les Alpes, France Posts: 1,423	Garce why is it that you were a boring prick some months ago and now suddenly you're really funny? And you forgot Yngwie Malmsteen and Randy Rhoads.