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Old 06-11-2012, 12:20 PM   #1
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$4K golden vibrator stolen in armed heist
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 at a luxury sex shop.

Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else.

And she notes the robber didn't take the vibrator's charger.

Read more: http://www.seattlepi.com/news/articl...st-3600359.php
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:37 PM   #2
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I wonder how the vibrator looked like.
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:48 PM   #3
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Lol,no charger and his G/F is going to be pissed
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Old 06-11-2012, 01:34 PM   #4
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I wonder how the vibrator looked like.
A $4,000 "gold" vibrator must be tiny. Smaller than a clit. A two and half ounce (being generous here) vibrator? No room for batteries even...
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:10 PM   #5
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:26 PM   #6
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A $4,000 "gold" vibrator must be tiny. Smaller than a clit. A two and half ounce (being generous here) vibrator? No room for batteries even...
Not very bright are you?
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:29 PM   #7
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:58 PM   #8
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i am guessing the thief is a woman...
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:46 PM   #9
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A $4,000 "gold" vibrator must be tiny. Smaller than a clit. A two and half ounce (being generous here) vibrator? No room for batteries even...
"Gold plated" you silly fucking drug addled moron.
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:58 PM   #10
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:27 PM   #12
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Old 06-11-2012, 11:24 PM   #13
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what a bad investment
You kidding me? Gold only goes up in value!
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Gold vibrators.. a new niche?
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Nothing more embarrassing than to be in a sex shop when they're robbed.

Cops ask the same questions about 50 times while snickering. Think the store would at least gave us some free stuff to make up for the $100 the thieves got off me.

One cop, "again? We were just here the other night, and one of there other stores last night."
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Not very bright are you?
No. Never said I was.
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Old 06-13-2012, 06:45 PM   #19
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"Gold plated" you silly fucking drug addled moron.
If I was American I WOULD SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION! But I'm NOT American, so I'll just insult your complete lack of intelligence and your public school edumacation. Wow. "Fucking drug addled moron'. A new phrase - call Websters!

I might be "addled" (even though you use the word as a verb when you should have maybe went after an adverb... But you're really fucking stupid so I forgive you). I do not do drugs. I do not drink that much. I just do not care. Kinda makes everything just a little bit scarier, doesn't it? Your illiteracy is terrifying, though. Leave me alone.

You are addle-minded. See how the word works? You have no comprehension of reality, sarcasm, or any abstract sense of humour. "Addled" means; "Make unable to think clearly; confuse." Type the word into Google. I was not confused. You did not make me confused. YOU are confused. Therefore, your little mind is addled.

Anyway, who'd pay $4k for a "gold plated" vibrator besides your mom? That's just stupid.
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Old 06-14-2012, 09:01 AM   #20
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LOL hope he is not planning on using it, he forgot to steal the charger...
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