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Rmagnus · 06-08-2012, 08:31 PM

i'd say...he has talent bro...you'll soon have a large following on your blog site...you should definitely give him a raise... :D

looky_lou · 06-08-2012, 11:48 PM

Bravo!!!! Very funny and entertaining

mikesouth · 06-09-2012, 12:07 AM

Get that kid a gfy nick thats genius

DWB · 06-09-2012, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

You never know what will sell. Those just my covert like crazy. My all time best pulling banner was a cropped pic of a girl with big tits and I photoshopped in a thought bubble that said, "Click my nipple motherfucker!" I made it 10 years ago and still use it today.

Indeed. You never know what's going to make someone click, and often it's the most simple shit that you'd think would never, ever work.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-09-2012, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Send your son down to "apprentice" with Shimmy and blog about it.

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I dunno, Shimmy's a brave man, I would not do what he does. Plus he mentions in his faq that he flies strictly solo.

Six months as Shimmy's wingman and I guarantee you won't recognize your son anymore...

ADG

davethedope · 06-09-2012, 12:50 AM

your boy's writing has character. he's better than most out there.

eroticsexxx · 06-09-2012, 01:53 AM

Reads like something the 4chan and anon crowd would fawn over.

With that said, it will get hits, for sure. As for clickthrough sales, well...

seeandsee · 06-09-2012, 02:59 AM

Its funny and maybe it will sell better than standard shit :D

romancexcore · 06-09-2012, 05:36 AM

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Sexist, maybe, but if God wanted her to have a decent life and be treated humanely he would have blessed her with a penis. You can?t argue with religion, folks.

I just fell out of my chair laughing. I think you've got the Holden Caulfield of porn on your hands. Kid is genius. It's the Howard Stern effect, people will stick around to see what he says next cos they know it's likely going to be worse.

DamianJ · 06-09-2012, 06:15 AM

I'd hire him

Relentless · 06-09-2012, 06:17 AM

That text will definitely sell, he just needs to be assigned to the right niche. ;)

bluebook18 · 06-09-2012, 06:19 AM

epic writer

Ethnic Luxury · 06-10-2012, 01:03 PM

Alice22 · 06-10-2012, 03:57 PM

Pretty good writing

Personality, is what we need.
maybe it's stupid, but it's much more interesting that same boring shit all over.

Screwed Up · 06-14-2012, 12:32 PM

Wow, I just love the text.
How are bookmarks on that blog doing?
Should be increasing with text that good.

nikki99 · 06-14-2012, 12:50 PM

JenniDahling · 06-14-2012, 12:59 PM

"I had her wearing fishnets and high heels because I know some of you weirdos like it when women wear clothes in bed. Yeah, you, guy with the dating site profile listing ?clothes? as your turn-on. You?re a disgrace to the species. Fuck you. She also has a belly button ring and painted nails."

You gotta admit, the kid has panache!

Tom_PM · 06-14-2012, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

"I had her wearing fishnets and high heels because I know some of you weirdos like it when women wear clothes in bed. Yeah, you, guy with the dating site profile listing ?clothes? as your turn-on. You?re a disgrace to the species. Fuck you. She also has a belly button ring and painted nails."

You gotta admit, the kid has panache!

If he saw you write "panache" on gfy, I bet he'd have some kick ass remarks about it!

haha, great stuff!

Choopa Phil · 06-14-2012, 01:04 PM

Some pretty damn funny blog posts, haha tell him to keep it up!

sandman! · 06-14-2012, 01:15 PM

thanks some pretty good writing!

inabon · 06-14-2012, 01:21 PM

that boy is asking for a better salary out loud LOL

lbc213 · 06-14-2012, 01:34 PM

love it LOL

adultforum · 06-14-2012, 01:39 PM

He is a good writter, he should register on Britains got talent

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