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iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 02:21 PM

I was reviewing some of my teenage son's blog posts that hes been writing for me for extra money, something I don't do very often and just found myself laughing out loud.

Pretty sure this isn't gonna sell too well, but it is funny...

http://legalgirlfriends.com/creepy-l...aked-and-legal

http://legalgirlfriends.com/huge-are...gal-girlfriend

http://legalgirlfriends.com/masturba...ught-on-camera

NaughtyRob · 06-08-2012, 02:24 PM

That's some funny writing.

B.Barnato · 06-08-2012, 02:28 PM

He's got some spunk. What are his rates?

CYF · 06-08-2012, 02:28 PM

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She has a little bit of acne but I’m not exactly dating her for her face. She also has a bit of a weight problem but we keep that in check by running her in a hamster wheel three times daily for 20 minutes at a time.

that's awesome

HushMoney · 06-08-2012, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I was reviewing some of my teenage son's blog posts that hes been writing for me for extra money, something I don't do very often and just found myself laughing out loud.

Pretty sure this isn't gonna sell too well, but it is funny...

http://legalgirlfriends.com/creepy-l...aked-and-legal

http://legalgirlfriends.com/huge-are...gal-girlfriend

http://legalgirlfriends.com/masturba...ught-on-camera

Monique Niccole · 06-08-2012, 02:40 PM

You should give him a raise. Those are pretty damn funny and will probably perform better than writing that doesn't show any personality or POV.

powerteam · 06-08-2012, 02:41 PM

Lol I can't stop laughing!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-08-2012, 02:43 PM

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This is my girlfriend with big tits, she?s showing off her huge areolas from the top of her shirt.

She has a little bit of acne but I?m not exactly dating her for her face.

She also has a bit of a weight problem but we keep that in check by running her in a hamster wheel three times daily for 20 minutes at a time.

Sexist, maybe, but if God wanted her to have a decent life and be treated humanely he would have blessed her with a penis. You can?t argue with religion, folks.

Good shit!

ADG

u-Bob · 06-08-2012, 02:44 PM

that's actually pretty good

ShoeBox · 06-08-2012, 02:45 PM

that is funny as fuk

TheSquealer · 06-08-2012, 02:45 PM

Funny stuff. Every time i tried writing for my own stuff, thats pretty much how it all comes out no matter what i do. That's why I always had to hire writers.

Brujah · 06-08-2012, 02:47 PM

hilarious, is he available?

CourtneyR · 06-08-2012, 02:47 PM

hell i would check out that blog to to read his post.

PiracyPitbull · 06-08-2012, 02:48 PM

alias · 06-08-2012, 02:49 PM

Cool kid.

Itchy · 06-08-2012, 02:50 PM

Fuck those are awesome !

Smut · 06-08-2012, 02:50 PM

Good stuff.

iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 02:51 PM

It is really difficult to motivate him. He is very anti-materialistic and only gets a move on when rent is due or when he gets hungry. When that happens he hits me up and I send him whatever he asks me for and he pays me back in blog posts. He lives quite a few states away from me with his mom.

I love it when he gets to work but it doesn't seem to be possible to get more output from him by offering him more money, he does respond well to begging for updates though.

AzteK · 06-08-2012, 03:01 PM

hahaha that's so good.

MrCain · 06-08-2012, 03:04 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-08-2012, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

It is really difficult to motivate him. He is very anti-materialistic and only gets a move on when rent is due or when he gets hungry. When that happens he hits me up and I send him whatever he asks me for and he pays me back in blog posts. He lives quite a few states away from me with his mom.

I love it when he gets to work but it doesn't seem to be possible to get more output from him by offering him more money, he does respond well to begging for updates though.

Could be a Dad-Son thing.

Show him this thread, and maybe it will motivate him to hear that he has some skills and potential from other industry professionals.

ADG

DudeRick · 06-08-2012, 03:14 PM

That shit will go viral and you'll make a fortune!

kane · 06-08-2012, 03:24 PM

You never know what will sell. Those just my covert like crazy. My all time best pulling banner was a cropped pic of a girl with big tits and I photoshopped in a thought bubble that said, "Click my nipple motherfucker!" I made it 10 years ago and still use it today.

bluebook18 · 06-08-2012, 03:33 PM

how did he learn to write , that's awesome

papill0n · 06-08-2012, 03:38 PM

that is actually really good text

as you can see most guys would rather read something different and interesting

rethink john

Rochard · 06-08-2012, 03:38 PM

That's some funny shit!

baddog · 06-08-2012, 03:47 PM

You need to educate him on anchor text. "Ingested alcohol" is poor use of a link. Nice body would be better to use. $.02

iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

that is actually really good text

as you can see most guys would rather read something different and interesting

rethink john

Obviously I love it, the title was just to get people in here. I still don't know if it will sell though, I guess time will tell. thanks everybody for the encouragement, I will show him this thread and I am sure he will enjoy all the awesome feedback.

alias · 06-08-2012, 03:49 PM

It will sell to other snarky young men.

madko · 06-08-2012, 04:41 PM

Give him a raise!!!

Firehorse · 06-08-2012, 04:45 PM

I agree, it's a funny and enjoyable read

iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You need to educate him on anchor text. "Ingested alcohol" is poor use of a link. Nice body would be better to use. $.02

Yeah I told him not to worry about anchor text for sponsors, not trying to help them rank anyway.

V_RocKs · 06-08-2012, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Yeah I told him not to worry about anchor text for sponsors, not trying to help them rank anyway.

i think you completely missed his point... Go back and read it again.

iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

i think you completely missed his point... Go back and read it again.

OK, so better anchor text would result in better clickthroughs/ratios? Point taken. I thought it was all about SEO for the target but I guess there was a white-hat purpose for anchor text before there was a black hat one, lol.

D Ghost · 06-08-2012, 05:23 PM

These are epic, I am looking for more... haha

Major (Tom) · 06-08-2012, 06:11 PM

sounds like the stuff I write lol
ds

Phillipmcd1 · 06-08-2012, 06:18 PM

it made me think of

Spunky · 06-08-2012, 06:26 PM

Those made me chuckle

jollyhumper · 06-08-2012, 06:30 PM

I'll chime in and say as the other ones here. Funny stuff, not bad at all.
Some inspiration to be found here....

Jolly

selena · 06-08-2012, 06:33 PM

This one is freakin' awesome!

http://legalgirlfriends.com/tattooed...zz-on-her-tits

Quote:

This legal emo girlfriend just got a load to the tits, probably a result of a severe blowjob or tittyfucking (she might want to get that checked out). She’s got some colorful and decorative tattoos and facial piercing, which is clearly designed to make up for the fact that she’s got a leftover double chin from the days when she used to be fat. The self-confidence issues from her former fatness is probably the reason she’s taking cumshots to the chest and taking pictures of them for the internet, too.

as is this:

http://legalgirlfriends.com/teen-gir...g-to-get-naked

Quote:

This is a gallery of a bunch of pictures of a really hot girl refusing to get naked. She’ll eventually get naked, but not until after a long while of not being naked at all. Here is one of the example pictures of her not being naked, but still making herself a little bit naked just to be a ridiculous cocktease. She has a tattoo on her hip of what looks like a barcode, meaning she’s either a brokered sex slave or wearing the mark of the beast from a future evil Satanic bar code empire. Either way, I’m thoroughly turned on.

barcodes · 06-08-2012, 07:28 PM

Reminds me of efukt. Fun posts, I would go back to read that blog daily/weekly.

L-Pink · 06-08-2012, 07:29 PM

Do us a favor and give him your GFY password or make him get his own nic.

.

shimmy2 · 06-08-2012, 07:29 PM

sounds like my filthy prose. he can do well keep him on board

iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2

sounds like my filthy prose. he can do well keep him on board

Shimmy I added you on ICQ I have some girls in your area that I wanted to get some footage of and was wondering if you thought you could help. Seems like it could be to our mutual benefit.

LeeD · 06-08-2012, 07:40 PM

actually pretty good writing.

baryl · 06-08-2012, 07:44 PM

Probably the only porn blog I'd actually bookmark and read.

L-Pink · 06-08-2012, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Shimmy I added you on ICQ I have some girls in your area that I wanted to get some footage of and was wondering if you thought you could help. Seems like it could be to our mutual benefit.

Send your son down to "apprentice" with Shimmy and blog about it.

.

Zoxxa · 06-08-2012, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Could be a Dad-Son thing.

Show him this thread, and maybe it will motivate him to hear that he has some skills and potential from other industry professionals.

ADG

iSpyCams · 06-08-2012, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Send your son down to "apprentice" with Shimmy and blog about it.

.

I dunno, Shimmy's a brave man, I would not do what he does. Plus he mentions in his faq that he flies strictly solo.

The Dawg · 06-08-2012, 08:07 PM

Nice work.

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iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	It is really difficult to motivate him. He is very anti-materialistic and only gets a move on when rent is due or when he gets hungry. When that happens he hits me up and I send him whatever he asks me for and he pays me back in blog posts. He lives quite a few states away from me with his mom. I love it when he gets to work but it doesn't seem to be possible to get more output from him by offering him more money, he does respond well to begging for updates though.

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