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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
Posts: 25,088
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Fuck - Bug in my coffee - Swallowed it....
I felt the damn thing move as it went down - I gagged but it didn't come back up.
I feel really sick now..... That is top of my list of disgusting things that have happened to me - ![]() |
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#2 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,636
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Trust me - By MY standards thats NOT the most disgusting thing that has happened to you...
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Barterer
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,864
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Do you know how many pounds of bugs are in the food you eat?
How about the amount of spiders that take refuge in your mouth while you sleep? Best of all do you know how healthy all that is for you? ![]() |
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#5 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: World
Posts: 31,027
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That means good luck and money
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#6 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 20,010
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At least it wasn't a cock or a load.
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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It is all in your head.
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#8 |
Likes Pie
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The land that liberated porn
Posts: 12,401
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At least it wasn't glass you swallowed... or cum :D
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#9 |
Pay It Forward
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 77,225
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you murdered a bug
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
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#11 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Brazil
Posts: 2,056
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