How to decide who to marry - from the mouths of children - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 02-11-2003, 04:56 PM

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming.Alan, age 10.
No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10.
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10.
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool
to get married. Freddie, age 6. (Very wise for his
age.)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to
be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8.
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other. Even boys have something to
say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure.)
On the first day, they just tell each other lies and
that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.
Martin, age 10.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9.
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7.
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7.
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
Howard, age 8.
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
Kelvin, age 8.
And the number one favorite...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
like a truck.
Ricky, age 10."

Jakke PNG · 02-11-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
like a truck.
Ricky, age 10."

LOL

kids say the darnest things.

CDSmith · 02-11-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
like a truck.
Ricky, age 10.

Truer words have never been spoken :D

SpaceAce · 02-11-2003, 05:07 PM

Ah, haha, pretty funny

SpaceAce

Zebra · 02-11-2003, 05:07 PM

Amazing how kids are so smart and then as they grow up they get dumber.. maybe the world would be a better place if we let kids run it.. Imagine.. federally mandated naps and snack time.. wars would be fought by seeing who could make the best Lego monster lol

Jakke PNG · 02-11-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Amazing how kids are so smart and then as they grow up they get dumber.. maybe the world would be a better place if we let kids run it.. Imagine.. federally mandated naps and snack time.. wars would be fought by seeing who could make the best Lego monster lol

I can dig it. Let's make a law that no person over the age of 10 is to lead a country.

AOLGuy · 02-11-2003, 05:12 PM

Chris Rock got the shit right.

Listen to Bigger and Blacker.

KrazieSweets · 02-11-2003, 06:15 PM

lol good stuff...they prolly got these ideas by seeing there parents and other people....good job

Eric · 02-11-2003, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazieSweets
lol good stuff...they prolly got these ideas by seeing there parents and other people....good job

I would have to say this one is a tell tale sign of your statements truth..

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to
be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8.

Oliver Klozov · 02-12-2003, 06:01 AM

That is just too classic

Words to live by

hahmike · 02-12-2003, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7.

AHAHAHAHA, we found little gothweb.

Heineken · 02-12-2003, 08:24 AM

I wish i was a kid !

02-11-2003, 04:56 PM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	How to decide who to marry - from the mouths of children "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.Alan, age 10. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6. (Very wise for his age.) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure.) On the first day, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. Pam, age 7. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Curt, age 7. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8. And the number one favorite... HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10." __________________ No One

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Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Amazing how kids are so smart and then as they grow up they get dumber.. maybe the world would be a better place if we let kids run it.. Imagine.. federally mandated naps and snack time.. wars would be fought by seeing who could make the best Lego monster lol __________________ Old School

02-12-2003, 06:01 AM	#10
Oliver Klozov Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego, Ca. USA Posts: 629	That is just too classic Words to live by __________________ Babe-Bucks.com ICQ 895-80-702 oliversgirls at gmail.com

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SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	Ah, haha, pretty funny SpaceAce

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AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	Chris Rock got the shit right. Listen to Bigger and Blacker.

02-11-2003, 06:15 PM	#8
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	lol good stuff...they prolly got these ideas by seeing there parents and other people....good job