You said you put me on ignore, is your ignore list as much of a lie as Paul's?

Begone.

No, just to prove you were actually there. Those pictures could be anywhere, shot by anyone and any time.

I took you off ignore as poking fun at you is fun.

Hi Kettle, Pot is still here. :1orglaugh

Why?

Oh right. Awesome. More lies.

So you get 'fun' out of suggesting I didn't go to Thailand for 3 weeks?

Like you get 'fun' out of stalking me on census sites, but getting the wrong bloke?

And this is how you chose to spend your fake retirement?

Paul. Listen. You tried to stalk me via a census website and you screwed up. And then I embarrassed you by pointing out you actually tried to stalk me via a census website. And failed.

So your next move is to pretend you don't think I went to thailand?

Can you think of nothing better than that?

Sigh. You need to step your troll game up, kid. You'll never win this year at this rate.

I'm back to the gardening.

I thought Paul had everyone on ignore?

haha - His massive ego and desperate need for attention, won't let him ignore anyone, especially when he thinks they might be talking about him.

Brilliant. Give you some time to think up something better to lie about than where I live or where I go on holiday!

Can't wait to see what you come up with!

No! That's just another of his massive and well demonstrated lies!

:)

Do you mean like this?

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/damian7.jpg

This one of Eva I thought very cruel, it was while she was recovering from her accident and you used it to as a "manwife" taunt.

This one shows how seriously I took it.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/weekendprague.jpg

Another of your failures, still it shows how low you will sink. I would never use picture of Jennifer to get to you. She looks a lovely woman.

Pissing down with rain, so won't have to water the garden.

Thankfully, I've never paid any attention to any of the stupidity this GFY "clique" over the years.

I think you should probably try, because your other attempts to "get to me" are kinda embarrassing, kid.

Does Eva know you paid money to access data on a census site to try and find out where I live? And failed at doing that?

:( :( :(

PS Do you know B&B and GFY are different forums? You keep posting stuff from B&B here, I thought you might be getting confused. Happens a lot at your age, that and shitting yourself.

Ask Jennifer for some money to pay for some decent hosting. I could give you some for free.

Shonky for those who don't understand the word = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shonky

He will now tell us this applies to our work. Without having a clue what our work is when looking at images with our URL on.

Great post Paul, keep 'em coming!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cXNkWeiqq0...00/old+man.jpg

I took you off ignore here when you replied in a biz thread I posted. I was/am too lazy to put you back on, and until now too lazy to bother explaining. I'm VERY lazy like that. And fuck off with the begone :thumbsup

Well done on another 'win' though :1orglaugh

Don't you think you should be paying for your site to go back up?

You're Comedy Gold.

No, I'm changing hosts, and pornbeer is just pin money, makes no odds if it's down for a day. New host is now up, when I can be arsed to move the database over I will.

Don't you think you should have analytics installed on your site so you can see how few hits you get? Still not got that done? I offered to do it for free for you 3 months ago.

You might understand why you don't make any sales if you see the average time on the site, the bounce, the referrers etc. Although with the low traffic you get it might be hard to make a business decision.

Do you want me to email a few pics of Jen over so you can do some chops? This route to "get to me" isn't really working too well for you...

Why not start of a thread repeating this at B&B?