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Old 05-25-2012, 12:50 AM   #1
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I want a Paul Markhem Piņata
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:52 AM   #2
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Respect your elders!

He has a wealth of (incorrect) knowledge and listening to him will teach you what (not) to do.
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:53 AM   #3
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:53 AM   #4
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The official village idiot. Where is Paul?
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:56 AM   #5
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:58 AM   #6
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Old 05-25-2012, 01:05 AM   #7
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Would it have 3 grand inside it and some old porn mags?
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Old 05-25-2012, 01:06 AM   #8
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Would it have 3 grand inside it and some old porn mags?
If he threw up some pictures of the pinata on his website, it would probably convert better then the content already on there.
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Old 05-25-2012, 01:59 AM   #9
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Old 05-25-2012, 02:06 AM   #10
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Old 05-25-2012, 02:09 AM   #11
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One minute I am on his ignore list and the next minute he's talking to me.

I am becoming concerned about his state of mind.
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Old 05-25-2012, 02:13 AM   #12
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One minute I am on his ignore list and the next minute he's talking to me.

I am becoming concerned about his state of mind.
Let me explain. He lies all the time, about everything. His ignore list is on par with his magic join links. And his wealth. And his retirement. And the reason he fled the UK. And why his assistant left. And his new tube site. And his new CMS he is selling. etc etc etc

He just can't help it.
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Let me explain. He lies all the time, about everything. His ignore list is on par with his magic join links. And his wealth. And his retirement. And the reason he fled the UK. And why his assistant left. And his new tube site. And his new CMS he is selling. etc etc etc

He just can't help it.
He's just a troll, nothing more.
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You're missing all the fun, Paul ...
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Pinatas have prizes inside, Paul is just full of hot air.
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It would be full of faded Polaroids.

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Old 05-25-2012, 07:55 AM   #20
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You know for a fact he clicked every single post by those on his "ignore list" just to see what they had to say.
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Not sure if currently on Paul's ignore list. Test Test.
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Kind of self-defeating to have the only people that give you the attention you so desperately crave on ignore?

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it...
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If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it...
The tree was on ignore.

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I've started drinking in the afternoon again

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