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CYF	05-24-2012 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by javinder_mn (Post 18962616)

recently my wife caught me knocking one out to some shitty late night porn when I thought she was asleep.

she's extra hormonal at the moment due to being up the duff hence why i was resorting to late night wankery in the first place. but how long am i expected to put up with her 'being in a mood'?

surely its her own fault anyway?

*i stated partner in the subject to see if samesex partners get extra ratty...

wasn't her mouth working? Didn't want to give you a hand? :winkwink:

uno	05-24-2012 04:55 PM

Up the duff?

Anyway, I'd tell her to either leave the room or help if she walked in.

Mr Pheer

05-24-2012 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 18962830)

wait until she falls asleep and jizz on her face.. she will fucking love that.

Jizzing on her face wakes her up.

It's better to jizz in her hair. She wont realize it until morning, when she brushes her hair and notices something is wrong.

lazycash

05-24-2012 06:59 PM

Thread bookmarked to show wife.

CYF	05-24-2012 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18963948)

Jizzing on her face wakes her up.

It's better to jizz in her hair. She wont realize it until morning, when she brushes her hair and notices something is wrong.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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05-24-2012 07:12 PM

recently!

Spunky

05-24-2012 07:16 PM

Just say you were thinking of her and she won't be upset

Slew_

05-24-2012 07:45 PM

nope never... hah

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

05-24-2012 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18963948)

Jizzing on her face wakes her up.

It's better to jizz in her hair. She wont realize it until morning, when she brushes her hair and notices something is wrong.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Slew_

05-24-2012 07:46 PM

Fiddy wanking....

AlfalfaReborn

05-24-2012 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18962855)

Tell her you wanted something tight for a change.

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nice. gonna use that one :1orglaugh

javinder_mn

05-25-2012 03:23 AM

*(up the duff - UK english for 'my swimmers work / hello sleepless nights')

i went with the 'thinking of you' combined with 'you looked so peaceful' and it worked to remarkable effect.

now I'm just waiting for the next batch of preganancy hormones where she get the horn all the time...

next months dilemma will be whether or not to exploit the rule of, 'if i'm in a different country does it still count as cheating?'

I look forward to your suggestions...

TrashyGirl

05-25-2012 04:41 AM

tell her if guys stop jacking off, we're all going to go broke :helpme

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